The most disgusting thing your brain can do in the morning is to dream that your alarm clock is dreaming.

From the announcement: "I will give the cat in good hands. The cat lost his eye. The name of the..."

Girl: I am fat, acne, curly and ugly in general.
Man: Who said it!? to
It doesn’t matter, you have to say the opposite.

In a pair:
How can you write and listen to music at the same time?
Alexander: By the way, it has long been proven that music stimulates brain activity and helps to absorb material.
Prepod: Yes, I also saw a show in which it was said that thanks to the music, the cows at the farm were greatly bored.

Call from an unknown number:
XHH: You hear it! Bring 15,000 tomorrow to the building near your house, or else you will spend them on your funeral!
Wow, if I didn’t know your mom’s number, I would have believed it.

XXX is busy.
YYY: I am looking for a light on my face
XXX: Set the seven!
Fuck the car.
Tagged: Toyota Vista

XXX is
I'm here all day, fucking, harsh sex with the wind.
HHH
"how not to end 7 hours in a row, fuck" =(

by HOMKA:
I was called out of the cell phone today and told that it was difficult for me to connect to the internet because I had BOMJI in the basement! I laughed from heart.

My brain refuses.
I hear a cell phone SMS from my bag. For a long time in it, I can't find the phone and I conclude that I forgot it in the salon.
I am looking for a home, I call the salon, I said there the phone you left, please look.
Shurushurush
You know, we can’t find him, but now we’ll call you.
I finally find a cell phone, take a phone.
Have you found my phone?

Why do girls swear to boys and they are shaved away? It’s irrational, if they stick, they have to be cut off.
WOW or remove)

A government that does not attempt to help citizens in their troubles will soon find itself in disaster, without prospects for assistance from citizens.

I went to school to buy cigarettes. Nearby there is a beer company. Classical such - shoes, model shoes, shoes "Abibas", hats. So my eyes were red when I heard from them such words as "no", "apriori" and "de-facto". Nearby universe named Lobachevsky, is it so influential?

John is:
31st of December is Great Friday :)

True happy people can be seen right away... Usually they lie in the same chamber.

What would your father say if he saw these pictures?
He would say "Where without a towel!and "

About the disappearance of YouTube video on December 11. Basically the same opera. I am from Maikop. We had information about the accident at the Volgograd AES. I watched news and forums. The news was deleted within 15 minutes of its appearance. Freedom of Speech Hole

I want to read something magical.
The Bible says, “Honor thy father and thy mother.”

Recently, his nephew bought a Chinese robot transformer, at first nobody noticed, and then the room exploded laughing from the name POHUIDZHE

In one of the online toys smiled the inscription after the battle ended in nothing:
All are dead. The friendship won.
What to wait for :)

and my young man (we live together) gave me a moustache... well and I sleep with him in an embrace as a true lady)).. and I look happily... I hug him and shake him)) men))