Where are the fairies?
Yakadzum: In the hemp field :D

Q: How quickly do you put out beef?
A: Carbon dioxide extinguisher OU-5. I recommend it! ? beef will be extinguished provided that the voltage given to it is less than 1000 V.

The 10-year-old parachutist Vasya himself died, and his father's umbrella broke.

This is, as they say, without comments.
An amazing service was made in Dnipropetrovsk. One local agency offers the services of a coupler.
The head of the agency acknowledges: the service is in great demand.
Order drunkenness costs 150 hryvnia per night, also serves the customer.

X: Oh, Alien, such a miracle I want...
Y : Which one?
X: Awesome, B**!!!!!! to

xxx: Col should be put and planted on it, magaphones, bilayns, mts, mikholkov.
YYY: All for one?
XXX: The Shampoo of Justice.

Slave
Tomorrow KVN in the Wimpel at 18:00 come)

sweetlanka
Thanks, of course, but I am afraid to laugh.)

Slave
It would be really funny to mock.

sweetlanka
Why am I mocking that?At 37 weeks of pregnancy, it is very difficult to bully someone.

Conflict between fathers and children:

Did you see a lot? Yes, I saw you like this (showing a size of 5 cm) on the ultrasound. So sit down and don’t worry that you’ve seen me again.

I don’t have an elephant, netouwe, you hear? I’m on the three, horses, horses, milling, riding!! to

The Santa Claus ;)

Do you sleep on a double bed?
Xxx: Blowing
YYY: I’m afraid to imagine it.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! The first time!
Oh how... oh how...
Publicly, with friends, not embarrassing anyone. It was in the billiard.
She stood and drank Coca-Cola.
She took the pipe into her mouth and went into the other end of the pipe!
and blue = (

I remember my parents had cats.
YYY is
xxx today was at them - so there is already a whole cat 46th size
YYY how is it?? to
xxx well, when I approached it, it just fit under my shoe.))))
YYY O_O

Giant spacecraft are flying to Earth.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh They all came back after me!!! to

When you sleep alone in an apartment, you feel independent.
When you sleep alone in a room, you feel free.
When you sleep alone in bed, you feel lonely.

I watched the series "Walking Dead"
I went to the store to look after the spoonfuls and forks, the wife offered 2 forks to choose from. I chose the one that was more authentic, saying about the second that you can’t catch a zombie like that.
I was delighted by the replica of the seller who heard the conversation:
For zombies it is better to use villas.

Not the first time I notice - it is worth a girl to put on the avatar an unsuccessful photo, as soon as all "friends" start clicking "I like"... Women are such women.

I ran through online shops to order toys for children and here’s what I found:
OOO "Hard Childhood"-playing a horse’s head on a stick. It may run out of the battery. Sustainable sweat and saliva!))

xxx - poor vision is generally romantic - the lights immediately look so cute
WOW – and people

I started watching the fantastic series “Heroes.” One of the central characters is a girl who cannot be killed, any damage heals on her in seconds. My wife and I wondered if she would remain a virgin forever.
Exh is worse. Given the speed of healing, she can, like that beekeeper, cut off speaking from her partners.

Appetite for Depression? Fuck them all. The celebration? Fuck them all. The death? Fuck them all. Fuck them all? Fuck them all.