Hello, do you like to shake someone else’s stuff, such as someone else’s hat?
That’s where you are, shit! I can't find my hat for 2 weeks!

They buy XXL condoms from a cute pharmacist, and then throw them out unnecessarily.

A psychologist (P) interrogates a friend (D), there is a type of test, a number of objects are depicted, and you need to exclude the extra.

Drawed: plane, car, smoking tube, bicycle.

Q: What is more?
The tube!! to
Q : Why?
D: Everything else cannot be smoked!

See also "Vertical curtain"
WOW: It is harsh. I guess this is a new movie by Terence and Philip.

I work in a bookstore. Recently the book came in the state language, I am now afraid to approach this place... This beast is called: "Born from the KGB. The Putin System" by Ellen Blank. On the note is written: E. Blan Rodom of the KGB. The system of Putina. I cry...

News about the poisoning of children on the Kremlin tree.
Some sympathize, others resent "as well", others just flatter.
One of the comments killed:
Father Christmas: Today was bad this year!

Listen, does Alcohol perceive images?
Yes, and the more alcohol, the more images.

Dimes: Apparently, in Peter and in the field of sales of spades on cash fees even Avatar passed.

XXX: Can you ask a question?
Q: Do you like me?
WOW: Yes
You are me too :*
WOW: I can

to this:

My name is Jan.
Yesterday I tried to go to the railroad to buy a ticket through the innet.
And what do you think?! to
I complete the registration form and I respond. Name in 2 characters, enter a name in 3 or more characters.
What I have to do...
__________________________
and Jan
– Jan
Olya

to this:

The wife, going to the corporate, shaved her legs, although she goes in pants.
I also have a company today. Demonstratively cut his nails on his legs. Let it nerve.

____________________________________________________________

You’re lucky, my entire perineum has been shaved. It was not to laugh.

xxxh: I am looking for a beautiful girl on a silver hundae, whom I met in a traffic jamming on the Kad.
Special signs of the car! Color, disk tinting number, etc.! to
xxx: minimal tones, hands are beautiful, hair is blonde.
Zzz: I’ve never seen a Hundai with hands and hair.

Here, pay attention: the winter is rolled on a full coil, and the summer to do as always will forget. This was not the case with Putin.

From the Linux self-taught:
After that, you can do as Microsoft recommends: “Take the back of the dashboard.”
Wait until the installation program does it all for you.”

Astrologers have announced the year of the Tiger! The population of all houses increased.

Attention people!
I remind you that the combination of cat + duck is deadly for the cat! If the animal is still enjoying the rain, it can not be carried! Carefully cut in the cat's ass area, and you will save your animal's life.

A few days ago, on the old Arbat, I saw two men crawling on a half-clogged lamp TV from an antique store. 60 kg of TV. Stop to rest. The back to the front:
B is B! He said, “I will not accept you.! to

the olive
Monday, 28 December 2009 by 15:33
And my child came to me with great enthusiasm and said that they showed on television the "old transvestite", that his voice is "happy" and, in general, "cool guy".
It was Lyudmila Gurchenko.

Neronyatkin: When parking in the swarm, you have to first make sure that it is not busy!

From the words of Khrushchev:

“We will never accept Adenauer as a representative of Germany. If you take off his pants and look at his ass, you can see that Germany is divided. And if you look at it from the front, you can be sure that Germany will never rise.”

Studying history is interesting.