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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №57994
 30.12.2011
HHH
Oh, I found an MMO in Old Warsaw!
WOWU
Farewell to the real world.
HHH
Her mother is paid.
WOWU
The real world? =) is
HHH
Farewell to the scholarship!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №57993
 30.12.2011
In the basement 38 degrees.
Natasha: Where is it?
This is an infusion.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №57992
 29.12.2011
I realized how much we dislike the ruling party only after seeing the inscription on the fence:
- Vaska P...ev sold Edru!

[ + 36 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57991
 29.12.2011
In America, when a sanitary technician comes, they shoot porn.In Russia, you are so fucking as long as you call a sanitary technician.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №57990
 29.12.2011
We hang over the runway. In the headphones you hear: "Sit in the marked square." I look down: either I don’t understand something, or one of the two is just the circles painted on the asphalt. The pilot asks: What square? I only see a circle. Answer: Well, the “circle” is the “square”, it is in our way, in a military way.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №57989
 29.12.2011
I should have gotten such roses :(

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №57988
 29.12.2011
It takes 7 seconds for food to get from mouth to stomach. Human hair can hold up to 3 kg. The length of the penis is 3 the length of the thumb. Women blink twice as often as men. The women read this text. Men are still looking at their big finger.

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY))
yyy: I recently made measurements =D

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №57987
 29.12.2011
$Irisha $Ura!! to

Dead Jarrah ©

$IRISHA$ What is it?

Dead Jarrah O_O

$IRISHA$ and

Three times she struck the ground with a copper, and three times the gold fell to the feet of the Padishah.

$IRISHA$ Yes a tough case

Dead Jarrah A severe accident happened in the swamps near Urupinsk. A flock of begemots was stuck, and the tractors crashed.

$IRISHA$ Yes to you

Dead Jarrah Well you, what pain... There is no strength to endure you anymore. Let me be a bitch, but I am free. A spider wrapping a net.

$IRISHA$ Here and talk to him seriously

Dead Jarrah... and you’ll hit the hip right away. When you see him, he will look at you horribly. And all night he will tell you shit.

$Iron$ thank you

Dead Jarrah: Comrade Stalin for our happy childhood!

$USD Offline

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №57986
 29.12.2011
By the way, the cockroach is a funny animal, if you catch a few, hang for the wings with a small thread to the main long thread, cut circles from dense paper, paint these circles with multi-colored pins and give to the foot of the cockroaches - get a fun girland, batteries in the cockroach to spin the circles will be enough for a long time! (Well, as submarines do not go crazy for 70-80 days underwater - cockroaches, rats and cities are fun).

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №57985
 29.12.2011
I say to my daughter, I will give videos, she says it is not necessary, videos like Santa Claus will give me, and you will do another, shorter you need to buy videos and make another

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №57984
 29.12.2011
Record results (90%+) were in Chechnya, Dagestan and Tiv.
The Lord has already shaken. A record of 9.5 points.
We are waiting for news from Grozny and Mahakkaly.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №57983
 29.12.2011
I’ll go to the refrigerator, I’ll look at the bananas, I’ll think I’ll eat them so that no one sees them, I’ll think I’ll eat them so that no one sees them.
You have always been unique.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №57982
 29.12.2011
Sasha20062: I was persuaded by the group today that I was sad

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №57981
 29.12.2011
The approximation of the holiday can be tracked by women's clothes. Electricity goes to corporate

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №57980
 29.12.2011
This abandoned man with cat is already dreaming of me.

He was walking all week, and his wife came here earlier. The key is already in the castle, it is forged, and the man watches the flower from the cage:"Hold on, Couple!You can't breathe this way!2nd"

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №57979
 29.12.2011
I talk to a girl on the phone:
Go to Google "Let it snow" It will be fun... the snow will go, and then the screen will freeze and you will not be able to draw it like a finger on the glass.
I am not painting...
How is it? Do you press the left mouse button?
- I don't think about anything... you said that you can... I'm sitting here for 5 minutes screen wiping my finger...=(

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №57978
 29.12.2011
The one we are used to call "Catherine the Great" is actually Sophia von Angalt-Zerbst-Dornburg. She was born in Poland, which was then part of Germany. Her parents are German and Polish.
Det: She hardly knew Russian, and managed to make four grammatical mistakes in a word of three letters (writing as ischo, not what you thought).
Det: And I don’t see any reason for her addiction to non-parnocopytes to make conclusions about the sexual disobedience of the Russians!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №57977
 29.12.2011
If you are attacked by a shark, beat her blood-cut hand right on her nose!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №57976
 29.12.2011
We asked – we answered.

>> What does a girl mean after a 9 year absence when she asks;
>> - How are you doing?
>> that’s just shit, I’ve been out for two hours now.

Most likely, she has a ugly character and a strongly overestimated self-esteem. She was sent many times by decent people, after which she, shaking her heart, helped those who she thought were evil.
Be careful bro.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №57975
 29.12.2011
Fosta, you are Gondon

Wauu: Gondon, not Gondon, but for the chest had time to hold

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