I was 15 years old. In the middle of May, I suddenly realized that I really liked a girl from a parallel class. And I like it so much that I’m ready to go to the v-bank and invite her to the movie. Maybe the awakened hormones gave courage. Per the root of common sense suggested that even if she refuses, it is still better than walking around her and breathing. I do not know.

There was only one problem. I had no money. Asking for help from parents was uncomfortable. There would be all sorts of questions and these parental conversations: “Oh, look, our boy is already quite an adult.” Fortunately, my uncle was visiting.

My uncle was almost forty years old. My grandmother was seriously concerned about him. She couldn’t understand why he wasn’t married yet. It seems like such a guy is good, and women for some reason do not stay with him. He strongly suspected that he had been struck.

In general, having a convenient moment, I approached my uncle and explained his situation in half a voice. My father accepted my words with understanding.

“Well,” he said, digging in his pockets. Taking a girl to the movie is a good thing. It is time for you. I will help you like a man. I will not tell my parents, don’t worry. Here keep it. With these words, he placed a dirty note in my hand. I estimated the amount. It was enough for one ticket to the movie.

Oh... I’ve moved. One ticket is enough.

Well? My uncle looked at me.

I’m going to go with a girl...

A. So what then? Let him pay for himself.

So I understood why my uncle is not married.

Morning at school.
Santa goes out on the stage and boldly declamates, shaking his hands:
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
I am small, not...
The Hall of Fame: Shame!! to
Santa Claus, "stunned":
“Well, you, I just wanted to say that when I was a kid, I wasn’t Santa, I was a boy... a frostbite.
The enthusiasm of the room is difficult to convey in words.

The woman on the diet is a terrible beast.
and :?
X: Yes, my wife thought about losing weight. Well, we and the little one are cooking normally, and for ourselves something special. Here I sit after dinner for a compot, my wife in the kitchen, singing, preparing some weight loss smoothies for herself. The idyll. Then I listen to the melody:
“De-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de

We will not regret any means to save people’s money!

Deciding to match the soul and body, I ordered an Olympic griff and a pair of 20 kg blends in the online store. Surprisingly quickly, literally a few minutes later, the store manager called and asked the desired delivery time. I joked, “Can I do it now?” It proved possible. formed it. Called the guard (we have automatic gates at the entrance to the courtyard and asked to miss the delivery car).

Half an hour later, the door rings. It is a cute, fragile girl aged 14-15. I thought it was for my son and I said, "Kost still in school, it will be an hour in two." She smiled and said she was from the store. Confused, I say now shoes dressed and go down, I will take the "bones." And the girl still, with a smile, says, "Yes, I have already raised." Bringing griffs and blades into the apartment. Moreover, the blades are taken with two fingers, I have only seen it on a telic in the performance of Baduck. I think the girl gives. I did not even check the plastic. It is usually iron.

I paid off, signed where it is necessary and I say that I will now call the guard so that your car is released, or we strictly.
The girl smiled radiantly and said, “No, I don’t have to, I’m on the subway.”

Vladimir Vladimirovich, will you run?
I have a subscription.

If a cat lives with a single woman, he gets all of her unspent tenderness and care. If a cat lives with a single man, he scratches for everything and for everyone.

About "Camouflage in the forest".
Go to the forest for mushrooms. I am a smart mother (I thought of myself). I put on a bright orange jacket. We go, we collect mushrooms, we scream all. I swallow the mushroom, straighten up and immediately look: where is the daughter. Suddenly I can’t see her. Oru in panic: "Lisaaa! You are where? I can’t see you!" And the daughter replied so calmly: "Nothing strange, you’re standing on my back."

Theoretically, this gender-linked feature can appear in cats with Clainfelter syndrome, when the genotype is not XY, but XXY. Indeed, unfortunately, I have no information about the presence of such cats (in humans, the syndrome is extremely rare, caseistic). and also about whether it is real to have a "turtle" colour in a cat XXU.

You are right! In cats, this sad syndrome is also manifested, also extremely rarely, and sometimes it is this three-colored color.

#Channels

>> We’re four, we’re 40 and we’re 25 years old.

Thousands of fuckers!! How many swords do you have?

But that doesn’t mean there are no three-colored cats. Just the likelihood of their appearance is significantly small, roughly like red cats.

Nearly not even so. Homozigotism by the gene located in the X-chromosome, namely the gene of red color, is very common than not just trisomy on the X-chromosome, but also accompanied by heterozigotism by the gene of color in the double X-chromosome in the male. Considering that for the female red color - a variant of the norm, and for the male three-color color indicates the presence of a serious deviation, manifested in particular by infertility, - you can easily produce a breed, all representatives of which will be red regardless of gender, but you will not be able to produce a breed of three-color cats.

News on Mail.ru of which you can't cry or be proud:
"Glory found crab meat in crab sticks".

and really

Noise what

You won’t believe – if you’re 30, or even 40, there’s a lack of friends in any city in any country. Past friends gradually disconnect, make families, leave. You’ll find new fucking...

We are four, we are 40, we are 25 years old. All family members, one married three times, all have children. What kind of nonsense is it, why do friends disappear when they have families?

I’ve been driving without accidents for 10 years. Accidents are a myth.

The abilities of nature are different for everyone, but one works and realizes the potential of the percentage placed in it by fifty, and the other does not reach the percentage.

And here we go back to where we started. For Petty of a family of descendants of alcoholics, not sleeping and working as a sober carrier is a greater achievement than for Vova of a family of descendants of intellectuals to become a middle-hand clerk. Unfortunately, more successful for others will still be Vova, although he safely lost 50% of his initial potential. Even if every Friday he is in the woods, unmarried and childless. Clark is more prestigious than the loader, and the point.

In the car store:

Is there a “S” sign?

There are 60 r.

Is it so expensive? 30 everywhere.

You have to go and buy it for 30.

Where to go?

Where for 30.

Where is 30?

You said it was everywhere. So go there and go there.

Let’s go for 60.

X: As I remember arranged for work, gave a place\comp and something he started to swallow me. Drawing minerals in the intestines, to check what he goes into the rubbish. He noted that the speaker was stuck between the muzzle of the mouth and the body, curating the naked wires about the metal.
Mother of collectors for their handicraft, I begin to consider the systemic, trying to identify the enemies of mankind by it, and I see on his ass a familiar sticker...
It turns out that I collected a few years ago, when I previously worked in the service.

Here you argue about the application of efforts to improve lives... And you consider that everyone has their own thickness of the rod (shaw in the ass) and that the efforts can be completely different?
For a large number of people, talking to a stranger requires tangible effort.
For others, self-limiting yourself in food and losing at least 10-15 kilos is an impossible task.
For the third - to give up on their principles and to adjust a little to society.

xxx: 12 years ago I showed my father the MMO, we still run with him in patins =)

yyy: I showed my father the MMO - two years later my father stopped taking me in paths.

The Universal Material

>> Who needs 300 kinds of building materials when the ordinary red brick replaces everything perfectly?

It is charming!
Well, we built a house, what will we cover? A brick and cover!
I have to choose the walls. The brick will be glued, it will be stylish.
- More pipes and sanitary equipment remained... Oh, yes.

If you disassemble the English word hedgehog into components, you get:
hedge - fence, fence
hog is a pig.
They are strange, the English. What we have a goat, they have a swine.