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[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №40181
 12.12.2010
But at my wedding, when my wife was throwing a bouquet behind her back, her boyfriends had escaped the bouquet.

[ + 115 - ] Comment quote №40180
 12.12.2010
XXX: I am tired of it. Now I’m going to bat for any mat, including "bla" and even "blin"!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №40179
 12.12.2010
After a couple of computers. A couple of general knowledge.

Prepod: and so the homework is answered by Ivanov
Ivanov, what is the truth?
Ivan: one

[ + 80 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40178
 12.12.2010
Tagged: fucking
The glass table - such a setup
xxxh: you sit behind the comp, you forge in your nose, and where I'll be harvested afterwards - xxxh

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №40177
 12.12.2010
- where you can bombard with a tent, so that it is warm, there are no dangerous spiders, insects and snakes. So that you can get a bucket yourself.

Any supermarket is perfectly suited.

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №40176
 12.12.2010
Oksana (11.12.2010 18:49)
Communication without mates does not work.

Alexander (11.12.2010 18:49)
Nothing

Oksana (11.12.2010 18:51)
It may not make sense to communicate. Communication is not easy!

Alexander (11.12.2010 18:52)
Maybe my "go naher " meant that?

[ + 135 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40175
 12.12.2010
[23:24:16] Denis (reMix): Eep such a fist invented. Guests came to me, with them a child 5 years old picked him all his toys all difficult for him, every 5 minutes he resorted to us and demanding a new or help pass the level, short tormented does not let go with friends. The way out of the situation: he robbed the half went to the servaq and created him a nick: "a child 5 years distract the pliz" the stock of babysitters found you do not imagine and all try not to kill him))) the guy honestly earned 5 phrases per hour of play))))

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №40174
 12.12.2010
Reflections on Police / Police:
Dear neighbor! It is already a deep night, will you not be so kind to interrupt your lively dispute over a bottle of wine? Otherwise, I will be forced to invite the Constable!
The coffee?
The mentality!
Furthermore, the situation develops according to the traditional Russian scenario, the appearance of the constable in the final is inevitable.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №40173
 12.12.2010
The female logic:
"Well, after he slept with me, he must marry me"
The man’s logic:
"Well, after we kissed her for the first time, she has to give me"

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №40172
 12.12.2010
Do you know the most popular website in the world?
Go to: Google Search

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №40171
 12.12.2010
Kirkorov will now be invited only to weddings. What a wedding without a fight.

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №40170
 12.12.2010
“Maybe Paul died because he knew in advance where the 2018 World Cup would take place.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №40169
 12.12.2010
Worms can eat as much as they want to live in their ass. It is freedom of speech.
Outside the ass, they are not viable. It is biology.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40168
 12.12.2010
After the Orthodox Church of the MP allowed duty-free import of cigarettes and alcohol, I was absolutely not surprised by the questionnaire on the dating site. There it was meant that the girl was Orthodox, and the purpose of dating was group sex.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №40167
 12.12.2010
According to experts, the carrier rocket "Proton-M" with satellites "Glonass-M" after the launch deviated from the assigned trajectory by 8 degrees due to mistakes in the mathematical support of the flight task.
And what do you want by abolishing astronomy in schools and introducing Orthodoxy?
The rocket hit the sky!

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №40166
 12.12.2010
I'm riding a car, there's a man decent enough subjects) but all the cars stop and leave... I think, well, probably for a hundred fucking... I have nothing to do anyway, I think to bring, I come in:
he: "How much does it cost?" (3 stops)
I: "How long do you want to go?"
he: "for 500 (I am in auhuye o_0) but there is 1 condition"...
I: "which one?"
He: "I will lick your penis!and "
I melt like gas in the floor)))

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №40165
 12.12.2010
I watch fashion carefully so that I don’t wear anything fashionable. (c) Shaddar

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №40164
 12.12.2010
From the film:

What is it?
This is a submarine that runs on solar panels.

[ + 75 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40163
 12.12.2010
I'm probably from another space - but, blatantly, I don't understand the prank about uggy - shoes like shoes, what is the prank? Nothing to pay attention to? Do you fall in love with a girl and she is in the uggs? In the country, the demographic level is falling, and it is falling out.
I am not joking at all.

[ + 128 - ] Comment quote №40162
 12.12.2010
I read from my sister on the wall of a friend's inscription: "We argued with my mother that it was unrealistic to commit suicide in a dude, such as soft walls and so on. I said that you can cut out a branch of hair and squeeze it! I’m going to the psychiatrist tomorrow"

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