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[ + 48 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57253
 07.12.2011
AleexxX (15:21:01 6/12/2011)
Fuck the fuck. It was a coral!
AleexxX (15:24:35 6/12/2011)
The accountant sits like this and asks: is the analgetic what we have?? to
I mean, I am fucking fucking.? to
It is as if clarifying: Cabardino-Balkaria?? to
I: Aaaah probably!

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №57252
 07.12.2011
We go into the apartment with a cat. He hides, I catch
We play cat and mouse.
He is a mouse!

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57251
 07.12.2011
Okay, you are very interesting and informative, but I really have time! So give it. Pakla Rvakla... Dog Drum... A... Spokey Noki!

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №57250
 07.12.2011
Fuck, I and comrades for the results of your elections suffered more than for ours.We were with you, now we sincerely sympathize with you.
Your dear hats.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №57249
 07.12.2011
I went to vote for the first time. A gift of chupa-chops. The state is quite obsessively hinting: "soak, soak and you will suck".

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №57248
 07.12.2011
Robin Hood of our time takes the votes of the strong parties and gives the weak.

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57247
 07.12.2011
Roman Viktorovich (IT): I did not go to school!!! I wandered!! Third Class
Roman Viktorovich (IT): you write at the beginning of the battle in the dancers and such a fun.))))
There is Ogo and Urura!! Especially when you’re on a top dance.

[ + 46 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57246
 07.12.2011
Happiness is when you don’t have to go to work in the morning and don’t have to go home in the evening.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №57245
 07.12.2011
It was a funny case. When people on Tverskoy saw the car bag, someone shouted: "There are detainees!!A crowd surrounded a police bus. People started knocking on the glass. But then the curtains opened up, and it turned out to be a full OMON bus. The demonstrators rushed into the shelter.

[ + 42 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57244
 06.12.2011
Moscovici, share the info, what’s going on there?
The zombies are silent. There are some rumors coming to Siberia.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №57243
 06.12.2011
I am going to be at work. He is like a blanket from me, and cries:
“Well, I have placed the army everywhere, I have three linkors, and in all the mines there are 95 peasants working, what else do you need?? to
He still sleeps :)
called a man on vacation decided to play in the Cossacks, to remember youth...I second day

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №57242
 06.12.2011
XXX: This is the case. What would you advise?

Do you see the wall?

Which wall?? to

ZZZ: the nearest

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №57241
 06.12.2011
Neighbors (father with two sons, adults already, 16 and 18 years old) from the end of the summer built a bath on their site, tried to have time for the winter, two weeks ago finished. The garbage was taken yesterday. These two balbes (sons) are standing, I smoke next to my grandmother, a friend passes by. The Conversation :
O-o-o, is it over now? Beautiful, healthy and helpful for parents.
Brothers: Look at what a mole!
You need a girl... a break for everyone.

They didn’t even know what to say.

[ + 51 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57240
 06.12.2011
I went to the Triumphal Square to wage the revolution!
Where did you go for lessons?! to
Well Maam!
Adolf is Adolf! Adolf, get up Adolf! The First World War has begun!
Meanwhile, I am in second.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №57239
 06.12.2011
Today, the head of the UMVD for Taganrog, Leonid Zawatsky, uttered remarkable words in every sense:
If the people vote correctly, the country will have a stable criminal situation.

[ + 67 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57238
 06.12.2011
There is such a pale feeling that those 5-7 cups of coffee that I drink a day, so as not to shake on the go, start to act only after 22:00!!!!! to

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №57237
 06.12.2011
The Dating Site:

Hello Masha, do you love the sea?
Mass: 2000 hours

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №57236
 06.12.2011
The Medfak. On a couple of X-rays, the teacher showed a picture. Whether the student called the milk gland the cranium cord, or vice versa, only after this response the mouthpiece from the whole mouth crumbled on the forehead of the table, after which he lay on the table for a long time without movement. The whole group froze silently, not taking his eyes off. Finally he moved, raised his head and said, “You’re not me now, you’ve sent all the X-rays. After that, the student gave off for a long time.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №57235
 06.12.2011
XHH: I go down to the vestibule today to throw a mob on my cell phone. On the way to the wallet for a hundred, I raise my eyes... and in the place where yesterday the payment terminal stood a box for collecting donations from the RPC O_O
I was hanging with a hundred in my hand in front of the box, and the girl behind me is already roaring: "Come faster!"
XHH: I went to the side, looking around the side - like where did the terminal go? And in my place, she’s already hanging.)
xxx: phishing from the RPC - harmless and ruthless)))))))

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №57234
 06.12.2011
Russia is fucking. Sartre has not worked in the office for three days. There is an inscription on the A4 sheet on the door:
Those who need to go home can not go.

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