Yesterday was a corporate, in the morning they realized that they lost two colleagues.
They were not at home, the phones were silent, the parents did not know.
They searched for them, zero results.
And then I go to the toilet at work and I hear the cries in the cabin.

xxx: girls still impressed by the sex shop
YYY: HM
YYY: Going out too?
YYY: I want to buy?
Xxx: all sorts of socks
XXX: The Costume
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xxxx and td
You can buy the grandmother!
Only parts of men.
YYYY : )))))
YYY: And all because we need a woman next to them and only a woman next to them!!! to
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On the bus by phone:
You must first kill the children and then cut off the parents!

At the end, just an internship editor edited the BD, but they did not ask for the trip :)

I recently gave a job to a student. To analyze the principle of work of a screw pump on the example of a household meat grinder...
Personally, I thought that when you look at the design, you will immediately understand everything...
Anne is not. The student came with a confused face and said, “Nifiga didn’t understand.” It should not work.

Good to be a girl. I wanted to touch my breasts.

Review of the online store of products:
Evro: And you can ask for one service - personal, so to say)))) If I suddenly order some strange product in strange amounts - can you clarify from me, do I really want such a bunch? And now I have two kilos of oil enough for a year)))) And thank you for your work!

“I’m going to a Forever Alone Party tomorrow... there’s no one, but I’ll get away.

Novosibirsk, the morning, minus 38
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Not an example? The machine is driving?
with a hide)))
xxx: ah, in the morning we go, frost, fog, wood car, husband joyfully: "hard sports suspension!", I "ah, a sport – bobshell! I don’t know where the rainbow on the ice hole is")))))

The girl in status:
People with cold hands have a hot heart.

Commentary :
People with cold hands - peripheral circulation disorders

1 of 19:54) :
What to give a loved one for the new year?

2 of 19:55) :
Warmly

Warmly

Long awaited

Rapidly

Stunningly

The cake

I am one of those people who still listen to the radio:
I go I mean today in the bus in the evening, I go to the end and sit down in the center on the couch behind (left man, behind him at the window is free), I turn on the radio sign and there interference, shock on all my frequencies, I say to him, let me sit at the window, the radio does not catch. It is "Yes of course". We go, and under the radio on the sweaty glass I write AC/DC with my finger... a little above the ZZ-top... even above the Deep Purple just on the side of Pink Floyd. And then the man can’t stand it, shoots the headphone and calls me, “Do you hear, which channel are you on?”and "

Vita (17:52:11 13/12/2012)
My vegetarianism doesn’t help me lose weight.

CHI (17:54:00 13/12/2012)
your vegetarianism + chocolate and candy))
It will never help you lose weight.)

So, the Darkness is over...what now to scare the guys?

A girl found a video on a compact office with a video where the girl is spit and filmed with cancer. It would be impossible not to recognize Daddy on his back.

We had a great time until I saw her cut cheese with the rear side of the knife.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
I rewrite the literature of a girl.
has twice she wrote: Gontcharov, "Oblomok"
Broke You, Ilya Ilyich

I work with a foreign library.
I caught the Error exception with the text "blade!!and "
Looking for where it is in Libya. I found a comment: "If you caught this exception, then my hands grow out of my ass".
My hand is fine, but what should I do?

20th earned loans, over many millions
On the 21st, he lived his life to complete memorylessness, wowuh walked...
On the 22nd, you wake up in your bed and the first thought: “Mlyajaja... what to do? The end of the world was not... now everything... you open your eyes, and you realize that you are lying on your couch, the couch stands on the miraculously preserved remnant of the house and floor, and around the burnt desert. The second thought: "A, no, the journey is all nomadic. It is "

>Did anyone understand the rules of curling? And what qualities forms this, let me say, sport?
The ability to quickly, clearly, qualitatively wipe out any shit from the floor.

Hi, how is it?
WOW: Hi, I work... today I have encountered... a more accurate situation describing our country have not met:
In one toilet floats a giant cacao which does not wash, and in another there is no paper, there is a third toilet, but it is only for the director and you can not go there.