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[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №40121
 11.12.2010
XXX: Found the expression: "tender huysrah" - "the weather is bad". And immediately the whole family loved the Mongolian language ;-)

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №40120
 11.12.2010
XXX is fucking. I think I started something...
YYY: With these words the Third World War will begin.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №40119
 11.12.2010
Call to the office:
and hello?
- Can I invite Vladislav to the phone that we installed the network?
“Sorry, Vladislav, we are very sorry Denis!

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №40118
 11.12.2010
From the microblog:
She: I am like a Swiss clock: dear, desirable and I am carried on my hands.
The Swiss clock never breaks.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №40117
 11.12.2010
A high-flying bird usually quickly ends its life in a jet jet turbine.

[ + 39 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40116
 11.12.2010
The crew
Once my friend Dima lived in Irkutsk and was not somebody, but the entire crew commander of a large passenger plane. twice a week
Dima flew to Moscow and was considered the first guy in the city, but about it another time, and now I draw for you one of his many aviation stories: Tired but satisfied crew members, experienced hands and feet advanced the plane closer to their home. Everything as planned and in the standard mode, before the landing five minutes. The men already felt at home and relaxed... and in vain.
Take the smoke:
- This shit Shmarko, the prize deprived me of the nephig... That’s a bit of a bit!
And Shmarko, I must say, is the commander of their squad. He was feared and hated by all without exception.
The second pilot, unwittingly picked up:
Don’t tell me, shepherd! He promised me a vacation, and when I was already traveling
I bought, this shit Shmarko apparently envious and did not let him go.
Earth is thrown!
The Third:
- And I was putting sticks in the wheels at the re-attestation: "Why do you?
re-testing, you are still living well, out of yourself, I see, a new
I didn’t buy a car.” I will not kill...
All three were frozen and frozen.
They understood - this is their last flight in life (do not be afraid, as pilots the last...) The fact is that this Shmarko every time after the landing of the aircraft, studied the "black box" of the crew's actions for the subsequent disassembly of the flight, and as a result of the mischief...
It is clear that when the boss listens to all these conversations, the poor pilots will not have time to write statements on their own.
But there was another small trick: the recording of the votes of the crew members lasts half an hour, and then the beginning begins to fade and so on. As a result, there are always the last 30 minutes of conversations in the cabin.
Our glorious guys got into the shit by the ears, quietly looked around, sneezed each other and well let's play toys:
Earth, earth, I am a boat like that. I have a trouble sitting down.
Until I can!
Aviation is a dark thing today, and if good pilots want to darken it, just hold on to it.
They are more visible as bringing a shadow on the cloth, organizing vibration and talk so that the black box could be seen: everything is very wrong with the plane, but the crew with their skillful actions prevented the disaster. The investigative connection will be unclear. Who could have thought that the crew intentionally in a flat place began to shake their plane like a pear?
Firefighters and ambulances were already waiting on the track.
And our brave guys all heroically struggled with the unusual situations that they themselves created. Overload, overload and overload. The black box was filled with alarming parameters. But there was still time to pull and pull. Half an hour, talk and agitation is a considerable time.
All a few hundred passengers without exception, breakfast and dinner returned to the airline.
The stewardess came:
What happened, we will break up!! Everyone is in panic and praying.
What to say!? to
And Dima with the calm voice of Zhenov from the film "Crew":
“Tamaroco, calm people and you know what: make us a cup of coffee.
In short, as soon as the old recording, in which the guys murmured Shmarko, became a new, heroic, the plane immediately sat perfectly, proudly defiling past the ambulances and firefighters.
The crew understood what you want, you don’t want, but you have to get out of the cabin and pass through the line of overwhelmed and shocked passengers.
The pilots were ashamed and scared. There was, there was not. Dima opened the door and, looking into the floor, entered the passenger room.
Stalin was never so applauded in the Column Hall of the Union House as these “heroic” guys:
Thank you guys, you are heroes!! to
You created the impossible, we are all alive and no one has been hurt!! to
“Commandor, as your name is, I will call it my future child!”! to
Let me kiss you guys!! to
The pilots, all the same looking at the floor and advancing towards the exit:
You don’t need it, it’s our job.
If the passengers knew all about this “movement,” I’t have had a friend of Dima... They would have been linked and done correctly. They will be remembered with gratitude throughout their lives.

P.S
At the end of the official inspection, Shmarko at the general meeting brought Dimin's crew before everyone and thanked him for timely and competent action in the emergency situation.
And the crew thought only of one thing: they would not meet each other with their eyes, they would be scattered.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №40115
 11.12.2010
In connection with the change of the name of the police, the doctors were worried.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №40114
 11.12.2010
Visit the website of the Australian Embassy. It turns out they did well. They do not work on our holidays or on our own.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №40113
 11.12.2010
My grandmother is emo-got. For the last 25 years, we have been crying that life is shit and is about to die.

[ + 98 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40112
 11.12.2010
You lie in bed, you are hot, you can't fall asleep because of this, but you can't take off the blanket, there is, shit, baby!

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №40111
 11.12.2010
Angryduck: I’d rather go to Egypt while there are discounts
There are our sharks.
Angryduck: sharks in allincluziv bars do not swim))))))

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №40110
 11.12.2010
Integral W Hellsing:
All, I have a crash. As usual, people think they are the smartest and no one will go to the bank in the snowfall at night. How they are surprised by each other here, they also reproach, say, only the unusual in this weather...

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №40109
 11.12.2010
Yeah Yeah Yeah! I finally managed to put that pepper’s leg in my mouth while he was chewing! The Cat

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №40108
 11.12.2010
In the winter it is +11 degrees.
She is Ogo. Are you upset? ?
I : of course. This is the winter, and this is the winter.
What if there is no snow? :)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №40107
 11.12.2010
YYY: guys, who wants and can get out for a week from Moscow? there is an offer to go to Egypt for a week for 10,000 r or to Thailand for $ 500!!! to
XXX: and at the cost of 10 000r. Food for sharks?
YYY: and this is at will))))
XXX: mine or the shark?
YYY: there are still options in the Dominican Republic and in Thailand!!!!!! to
XXX: Katya, have you decided to update your friends list??) I thought that after the shark friends can and survive and decided to Dominica in the only country in the world with a cholera epidemic - to be sure!?? to

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №40106
 11.12.2010
He was angry, where were you?
She is calm: Yes... Fuck it.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №40105
 11.12.2010
We bought a good kalina, congratulate me
YYY: I slipped yesterday, can you congratulate me?
XXX: No, I agree
and mutual!

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №40104
 11.12.2010
A friend writes:
I recently had sex with a cowboy. The real!! I haven’t been in bed so much in a long time.)

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №40103
 11.12.2010
Letter to Melcosoft Tech Support:
"I’m fucking fucking, and it doesn’t go! Let me know..."

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №40102
 11.12.2010
From the Harry Potter wiki:

"Body cartridges" usually take the form of any animal, corresponding to the character of the wizard who caused it. The Harry Potter patron has the shape of a deer.

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