My sister lived a good life, working as a primary school teacher. When we bowed and mocked the matte, she shrugged her head and said:
- You can always find more meaningful activities for cultural entertainment, as well as censorship words to express your own thoughts!

The budget salary forced her to re-study as a programmer.

He fails to do what he does, but he has little experience, so he sits around the clock and, bumping under his nose, looks for his own mistakes, periodically shouting:

to shrink! What a shit! I am a Malacca!

I’m even afraid to imagine what she’ll soon have "cultural entertainment"...

We are leaving on May 9, about 5 in the morning. The picture - there are three alcoholics, and apparently - chronic. All are dirty, all are dirty.)
The dialogue
I don’t want the ball, I do not want the ball.
Fuck, today is a celebration.
Yes, they are obliged to celebrate! Join the third conversation.
and unwillingness
So hope... fucking life, just holidays.

That guy with wave-shaped hair and a charming birth spot on his beard, who was driving in the wagon on Tagansko-Krasno-Presnenskaya after 16:00 today, I am sorry that I came out so quickly.If you find yourself, write to 8-903-546-eight-nine-ten.
The same white-brown misunderstanding that was hidden in the collar.)

PS Please do not miss it.

First I chase the tea, and then the tea chases me. by Pipo

and NOX:
I don’t have origami.
and UTRO:
Eat for a long time?

EGOR: Let’s work
Is it possible to do one thing?? to

A acquaintance from the northern borders gave out: What a blessing, after the storm and the shaky wind at -6, when on the stops were standing swarms with eyes and waiting swarms with lighthouses!

Yasviridov
In order not to lose the coupled socks, you need to sew rubber to them, like the watermelon in childhood. When wearing, stretch the rubber inside the pants.

Vavan: Today I saw a buffet girl in the universe, she is now working in the dressing room
I wonder if it was raised or lowered?

Do you know how to divide by zero?
222 cannot be divided by 0.
111: Maybe, the electricity you have not grown up to such machinations yet

I sit on a pair, in front of me is a blonde sitting with a notepad, first played in a cushion, then turned off the screen and its reflection began to color!

I hate the game of Worms!! I will kill those who sounded them!
YYY: So what is it?
xxx: Yes, my bride has played them and now sounds sex with this disgusting feeding voice with phrases from the game! I feel what I feel when I hear such phrases in the process of sex: “Prooomazal!”, “First blood!”, “Skyuško!”, “Well, let’s!”, “Tropie!” “Pryyzhzhokok!” “Victory!”

ALDIVER

XXX: How did you sleep?
Yyy: A pseudo-builder has worked.
My phone number differs by one digit from the local hospital registration.
The baby calls (B)
I am : AL!
B: Oh... the short guts...
Then comes the second call.
I: The technical support.
B: Oh, the short hips
The third call...
Acceptance of peace!
B is rest? Sorry for the short slides.
The final call.
See also: Registration!
B: How long before I called you.
I: And don’t say, but you’re still wrong with the number...

The Garlic:
My colleague is 60 years old. In general, congratulations in the poems are ready. But may the forumists give up an idea-non-standard? Better in verses - 1-2 (at least) fourth. Inevitable standards are not offered.

The Key Words:
Name: Gorbachev
Position of K.T.N., зам. The director had previously been in the association.
Type of activity - metallurgy, tension state, deformation, metallization.
The appearance is a metallurgist in glasses, a lover of drinking and snacking.

and Hrundel:
The rainbow will have a reason to shake.
Today, he has 60 pips.

Ivser (15:12) :
I am not drunk in sex games :)
by kEnza (15:12) :
Why is?
Ivser (15:15) :
I am losing :)

The world went crazy.
Pope Francis served in the Hitler regiment, DDoS attacks in the name of good, America undermines freedom of speech, people set up trojans for themselves.
Stop the planet, I will go!

<Germany>
MOXHO: I saw two drunk Russians today, in a golf club, in the evening... I was in shock)))
MOXHO: Generally speaking, two of the local guests played in the neighboring hall, and they played pretty badly. And our drunken ones in the shell and playing with the girls nearby managed to play them on two lounges))). And the most funny thing when our scored the ball, just accidentally, when it fell on the grass :-D
MOXHO: You would see the faces of the English ?
This is not without a bubble. :D

A good mistress frees his wife from part of the homework.

When I was young, I was the right boy, who lived a measured, though strange, life. When there was temporarily no place in the MSU postgraduate community, I settled for a month to live in the Beijing hotel on the mud in a room with 7 fsb-shniks, healthy cockroaches, roasting all night with me.
In order to wake up, every morning I rushed to the Garden Ring with a heavy head, and when I finally exhaled, I was waiting for a prize – a ice cream kiosk and a well-known hole in the fence of the Moscow Zoo, through which you could get there for free. The first to the hole was a concrete volley with water and a large white bear. Envious of me and the ice cream, he got up on his back legs and started dancing. At first I was terribly uncomfortable – he weighed twenty times more than me and was standing one and a half meters higher. I don't know, maybe it was a retirement bear from the circus, or he was just bored at this early hour, but of course I threw him my eskimos, which at that time was exactly half.

But one day I thought about it and ate two-thirds of the Eskimo. The bear, seeing me from a distance, joyfully stood on his back legs and started dancing long before I approached. When he saw how much ice cream I had left on the stick, he stopped dancing and, in a purely human way, shrugged his hand from insult, and then moved away to the furthest corner of the volley.
From shock, he even forgot to move on four limbs – so he went on two...

A young farmer, called for military service, wrote in a letter home:
This army life is a pleasure. You can go to bed until five in the morning.”