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[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №57172
 05.12.2011
Commentary on the English language forum:

it's amazing fuck!! to

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №57171
 05.12.2011
The Parental Forum.
Title on the board of ads: "I change warm things for a girl".

[ + 47 - ] [13 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57170
 05.12.2011
Tired of...

Listen to the truth from the residents.

Ulcer is a vicious opisthorchiatic fish, which is either thrown out or planted for a long time. We usually take out or bring cats. Fish is muxus and нельma at least. There are also "white" fish of less value, but you will still not remember their names.

To scream about the ulcer that he is a fish of a dream is like to raise a beaten 30-year-old frog into the king of the highway.

Filter it up, dear ones.

[ + 59 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57169
 05.12.2011
Recorded in Senna:
"I have 1171 days VKontakte!"
The commentary:
"Better to drink and smoke!"

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №57168
 05.12.2011
We sit like that with a girl (we live in different places, we get to meet 2-3 a week) she is behind the comp, and I read a book.
Sasha Gray has ended her career, and I am asking on the machine, and who is this? She didn’t come and kissed me, and only then came to me ;(

[ + 70 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57167
 05.12.2011
Ura to! Among my friends, I found one. I voted for Edo. His vote is 63% of the electorate.

[ + 57 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57166
 05.12.2011
Vote for the party of the Russian Unity!
Enro: We only steal half of it!

[ + 62 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57165
 05.12.2011
8 How to sleep?
Count the sheep.
XXX: How to count them?
YYYY :
of num;
while (1)
{ is
Sheep n = new sheep();
and Jump();
if(n.jump().result=K)num++
} is
They are programmers. And normal people?
Same thing, only with the schedule. It takes extra resources, why do you need it?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №57164
 05.12.2011
In Finland, rent can be paid by sex.

The taxpayers are pleased.)

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57163
 05.12.2011
These electronic voting urns are suspiciously similar to shredders.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №57162
 04.12.2011
These elections are like a new year. Everyone knows that there will be no miracles, but everyone hopes in their hearts.

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57161
 04.12.2011
The school in my yard has always been distinguished by intelligence and cleverness, but today it is just a fairy: I have gathered, I mean, to vote, I approach the building, and there, as always on the days of school and state events, music from loudspeakers, children's choir and all such beautiful, good eternal, and here I hear.

Goodbye, my loving Miyai-sha, go back to your fairy forest.

I moved on the wall holding my stomach.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №57160
 04.12.2011
Every time I turn off the lights, my parrot feeds, every time. Judging by their attitude toward me, they say, “Good night, the great and terrible monster that gives us food.”

[ + 58 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57159
 04.12.2011
When he went to heaven, Steve Jobs did not resist and bite all the fruit on the forbidden tree.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №57158
 04.12.2011
Nothing is so bad for a wife going to work in the morning as her husband's leave.

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57157
 04.12.2011
In order to avoid tide from the toilet, before using it, you need to throw toilet paper into it.
The dishes before meals are washed faster and smoother than after meals.
You cannot use shampoo with menthol for intimate hygiene. And shampoo for lush and curly hair, in principle, can be
- did arthography and, punctuation, here, does not diminish
- Pay for the internet at the end of the month, vote against, skip pedestrians, swallow cats.
and Bash. Useful advice and recommendations)))


[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №57156
 04.12.2011
xxx: I was attacked by the puppies, my pillow was blown over at night and my socks were spurted.
The stress of the morning (

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №57155
 04.12.2011
I’ve just dropped your song, listened to it?
YYY: Yes, some she’s not very...like from porn
XXX: Do you watch porn?
YYY: No

[ + 57 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57154
 04.12.2011
Tag: go vote
Tags: coin kin
xhh:orel- ldpr, reed - kprf, rib - apple, hanging in the air - large :D

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №57153
 04.12.2011
The Dating Site:
Michael today at 22:50
Hello beautiful creation.
I want to fuck you into all the holes.
Ending up in the ass.
I apologize in advance if I hurt you.

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