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[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №40041
 09.12.2010
VKontakte saw two comments to the video:
X: The word combination open source is written separately
Y: And the word combination is fuzzy.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №40040
 09.12.2010
X: I'll give myself a new year reader
Q: Have you read a lot lately?! to
X: very little
Y: And you think you will start a lot with the reader?
X: Aaa
X: Although with the Gandons such a finte did not run :(

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №40039
 09.12.2010
by START:
Yes is. The cat seems to have won the printer. This fool has stumbled onto the test stamp button, and then, pleased, shakes on the heated unit.

[ + 105 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40038
 09.12.2010
xxx: My parents, by the way, think I can find a better option than you.
WOW: In the sense?
You were married, you have a child.
Well, let them know that I can also find a better option.
HH: In the sense?
and an orphan.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №40037
 09.12.2010
I decided to start running in the morning.
YYY: We argue with the electricity once you run ?
XHH: I will not fight you.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №40036
 09.12.2010
I want to be smart, good, eternal.
This infection doesn’t talk to me the next day.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №40035
 09.12.2010
Today I learned what is "chemists joke".
In the HIM. The body of the universe hangs an advertisement board, and on it a sheet with a drawn cat in a hamac. Under the picture, the hand signature: "Cote looks at you like potassium"...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №40034
 09.12.2010
A boyfriend asked to hide a phalloemitter from her (her friends will go to her, so that she’t burn :D). I joked to hit them a guy, I always dreamed of giving a guy a fuck half.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №40033
 09.12.2010
We are saddened and saddened to realize that such harmful drinks as beer and alcohol also include water – Gennady Onishchenko, the chief sanitary doctor of the Russian Federation.

Water realizes with regret and sorrow that she is also part of Gennady Onishchenko.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №40032
 09.12.2010
"Manager of the Lightning A.V., Chief Accountant Powder O.L."

This is something else. In Ukraine, in one very famous company:
The Chief Accountant (I.O.by зам. The Chief Accountant (I.O.) is

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №40031
 09.12.2010
A couple today watched a girl try to draw a rectangular triangle with a dull angle for three minutes. The zoo can be cancelled.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №40030
 09.12.2010
A few comments from the topic: "smoking and white teeth":

Coffee through a tube.
Cigarettes through chicken.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №40029
 09.12.2010
I don’t celebrate New Year with my parents.
I remember the New Year!

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №40028
 09.12.2010
from D3
Broken_Heart: My name is Anton and I am an alcoholic.
Indy_J wrote 286: I was also Anton, but I was an alcoholic, now in prison.
And I was brought to Dr. Majorov and now he is also an alcoholic.
264 QI: I am Doctor Major. The Scotch.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №40027
 09.12.2010
Whoever has a sober mind is a drunk in the outgoing :)

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №40026
 09.12.2010
I remembered the unforgettable hockey of the Moldovan master's words to Basyan:

Mother’s wife’s house.
I will smile.
What to show her?

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №40025
 09.12.2010
xxx: today the Russian wrote, again heer egeshna
XX: What is a language surprise?
XXX: I have been a long time.
xxx: and then introduced the President of Russia, who in a literate Russian language reads a report of some kind, and as a whirlwind in the microphone PASHLI ALL NAHUI I BEAR, eats the report and runs away.
XXX is surprising. Language is well

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №40024
 09.12.2010
Writing by Besh:
Every morning I say goodbye to the crushed, frozen body of a rat that lies in the middle of the pedestrian crossing I walk from home to the subway and back if I sleep at home. No one should be alone in this sad world. Soon is Christmas.

Pizzo with Dairy

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №40023
 09.12.2010
(23:05:25) Sergey Semenov: translation
(23:05:48) Broken Angel: translation of the bear
(23:05:51) Semenov Sergey: today three of the toughest and brutal metalworkers from the group 7-122 of the Faculty of Cybernetics gathered and went... to the Rapunzel!
(23:06:04) Semenov Sergei: ahaarential cartoon

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №40022
 09.12.2010
Match of Zhytomyr-Spartak
The commentary:

The fog has not completely dissipated, but the field is well visible. The hosts are based on Robert Egg, who will play the role of the Eagle in the fog."

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