Gary_93 :
We are acquainted?

by Alexander Sokolov:
With whom?

I am in the room. Mom in the kitchen. The morning. And in the kitchen, and I have the same program on TV. On television they say: "your companion of life should be praised for some affairs". And it shows an example: "Oh, dear, you took a thermos to the country. How good you are!" Dad came into the kitchen. My mom said to him, “Dear, you have not forgotten to put on your pants. How good you are!"

Twenty-first: Fuck, what fucking thing in Contre on Dendi two men cleansed the island from impurity, and at the end, it all exploded? Couldn’t it be done right away?

You’ve fallen (you imagine – 7 years! Seven hell years! You just dropped part of my life into the toilet! I never passed the counter (and now I know the end) (aaaaah, life has lost its meaning).

I have a nephew, 11 years old, and a humorist.
his parents decided to have a 2nd child, and a few days after conception told him about this, which my tribe, inadvertently looking at them issued:
I understand you did this without a condom...But when?and "

Message on the forum related to antivirus:

I am 12 years old and at home I know the best in technology. I downloaded Shereman, and the game from there"MY SIMS" and suddenly he writes a lot of viruses on my type of comp, Trojan all kinds of high, and asks the type of Windows to send a text message to some number, if it does not get to another number. Enter the received code. What to do? to introduce? How much money will you get off the phone? I am afraid. I wanted to remove, a screen with viruses where it was detected, and can not type already used. Help me!! I don’t know whom to call now, everyone is sleeping. Daddy is far away!! to

"Who will tell me, why in the advertisement of the foam Jelly, men change, and the bathroom of all the same??
Charita: What a deep meaning of the question! I wonder what kind of men they are.) Use of Gillette

xxx: Will you come?
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Here is the cross.

English physicists have proposed a completely new concept of the invisible coat, hiding from the observer not only objects, but also events.

The men changed names...

Mary
She has a girl, she has no girl. The lamb is in the front and the cow in the middle. What is it?

Orange is
In front of the tree, in front of the eggs yesterday. It can be seen with the help of paper in the summer. What is it?

Grably is our Russian boomerang.

The girl jets!! to

The Prelude:

Dear skeptics and just those readers who will not believe me, I am addressing you. I don’t know how on the Internet I can prove to you the truthfulness of my words, but I swear that everything that is written below in my article is pure truth. All dialogues are reproduced with absolute accuracy and with the maximum possible transmission of feelings and emotions. I didn’t believe it happened... I was in shock!

I have a personal assistant at work. This is the girl Nastya. Unlike me, I am a mosquito. She is twenty two years old. She is studying at the final course of the law institute. Next summer she will write her diploma and take over.
<<houses>> Five minutes without a qualified specialist.

I have to say that Nastya works well and hardly disappoints me. Well, if only for the little things.

Among other things, Nastena is the owner of a beautiful appearance. Growth: 167 to 168. Weight: approximately 62-64 kg. Blonde hair, beautiful
Hair to belt. The huge green eyes. Pulled sponges, a sweet smile.
The legs are long and slim. A large and possibly strong chest.
(I didn’t touch if honestly) A flat stomach. The talisman.
Well, in short, the girl <<ah!>>. I envy myself.

Yesterday we went to our partners. I have never had them, but
Nadia came in a couple of times and called me to follow. Arrived in the metro.
And here, as we climbed the ladder up to the exit from the Tagan Ring, Nastya asks me his first question:

Is the subway so deep? Uncomfortable and hard! Alexis
Nikolayevich, why do you dig so deeply?

“Well, you see, Nastya,” I answered, “at the Moscow subway from the beginning.
There was a double appointment. It was also used as a city.
as a bomb shelter.

Nastiha was suspiciously upset.

A bomb shelter? What a stupid! Is anyone going to bomb us?

I will tell you more, Moscow has already been bombed.

Who is?! to

To be honest, I was a little squeezed. I still thought:
<<Called!>> But the whole range of senses blasted in the green-eyed eyes. Misunderstanding, indignation, distrust... There was only irony and sarcasm there. Her mimic would say: << Uncle, you are chasing!>>

“Well, how... Hm... Hm... – I blunted for a second – the Germans bombed Moscow...
during the war. Their planes arrived and they dropped bombs.

Why why!? to

Oh really. Why Why? <<Senna, explain quickly to the comrade why
Volodya broke his moustaches!>> I felt like a father-in-law who at the third decade told his daughter that he had taken her out of the nursery... <<Pa-a-pa! I’m not a n-a-a-a-a!!>>

In the meantime, Natalia continued:

Did they want to destroy us?! to

Oh yeah, what else would you say?

Here are the fuckers!! to

Yes... burn it!

The world for Nastena is unremittingly turned over today with its other, mysterious side. I have to pay tribute to her. She perceived it steadfastly and even tried to break the veil of mystery from this unexplored side faster.

And what... all the people were hiding from the bombings in the subway?

Not all, but many. Someone stayed there, and someone stayed there all the time.
was...

There were no bombs in the metro.

– No...

Why did they throw the bombs?

I did not understand...

Instead of throwing bombs, they went down.
In the subway, they were all shot.

I cannot describe my shock. I will not even try.

No, they are Germans! They didn’t have our cards on the subway. And there, on top, turnikets, grandmothers and mints... They were not missed here simply!

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of his grief.

No, she believed it? Who asked you to joke about such serious matters? We need to correct the situation! And so fast!

Nathan, I was joking! In fact, the Germans stopped our approach.
They were not allowed to enter the city.

Natasha lightened her face.

We are good guys, right?

I say, you are really beautiful!! to

How did people live in the subway?

- Well, not very, of course, well... The wooden dwarfs climbed and slept on
of them. Nars even stood on the rails.

“I didn’t understand...,” Nastia cried out, “but how did the trains go then?

Well, the bombings were mostly at night and people slept on the rails, and during the day.
The rails could be removed and the trains could be released again.

The nightmare! They were crazy, bombing at night was outrageous.
The wind is loud! How to sleep?! to

Well, these are the Germans, Nattia, we have a time difference with them.

Then understand...

We have been upstairs for a long time. The theater <<On Taganka>, which for Nasti was <<he was that red house>> and went down the Earth's axis to the side.
The Yaze. I couldn’t believe that this conversation was going on.
What a horror! There is nothing in this beautiful head!! to
This cannot be!

We have come! Natasha broke my heavy thoughts.

Thanks to God!

On the way back to the subway, I tried not to touch any serious topics in the conversation. Nevertheless, he rattled again...

- On the next vacation I want to go to the Baltic - I dreamed of Nastya.

And where exactly?

Somewhere to the sea...

In Lithuania, Estonia or Latvia? I clarify the question.

...??? to

I think we will have to explain the essence of the matter in more detail.

- Well, it is believed that the Baltic countries include three countries: Estonia, Lithuania,
of Latvia. Which of them did you want to go to?

The class! And I thought it was one country - the Baltic!

Here is this. One country. Country <<Lithuania>>, Country - <<Baltic>>,
<<The Country of Oz>>... What a difference!

- I am where the sea is - continued the thought of Nastya.

All three are...

This is fucking! How to choose now?

Well, I do not know...

Have you been to the Baltic?

It was in Estonia.

Well and how? Difficult to obtain a visa?

I was there during the Soviet Union... then we were one country.

There was an awkward pause next to me. Nastia even stopped and stood behind me. As she walked, she almost shouted:

What is << one country>>?! to

All the Baltics were part of the USSR. Natasha, did you not know that?! to

to obey! I could only talk to the stone.

In the meantime, I continued to bombard her pure mind with facts:

Luckily you are cheering at all! Belarus, Ukraine, Moldova were also part of the
The USSR. Kyrgyzstan and Tajikistan, Kazakhstan and Uzbekistan. and yet
Azerbaijan, Armenia and Georgia.

And Georgia! Are these the goats with whom the war was?! to

They are the most...

I was already interested. Is there a bottom in this depth of ignorance? Is there a limit to those white fields that covered my assistant’s brains? I used to think that those who say that youth is dull in front of the eyes, greatly thicken the paint. Yes, my Nastya, this is probably the perfect vegetable grown according to the method of Fursenko. an experienced model.
The prototype of a new generation. This could not even be dreamed in a dreamy dream.

Well, you know what was the USSR, which then collapsed? You are in him.
She was born!

Yes, I know... There was some Soviet Union... Then it collapsed. I did not know,
So much land has fallen from him.

I don’t know how much more shocking information Nastya would get on that day, but fortunately we went to the subway, where we broke up. Nadia went to the tax office, and I went to the office. I was in the subway and looked at the people around. Lots of young people. All of them are just ten or twelve years younger than me. Are they all the same as Nadja? The Zero Generation. The perfect vegetables.

I have trouble. My wife learned that I was cheating on her.
Your wife is a strong woman.
This is what scares me.

Fuck, what fuck in Contre on Dendi two men cleansed the island from impurity, and at the end it all exploded? Couldn’t it be done right away?

SMS from parents:
Hi the eye!
answered :
Hi and APA!

Q: When do you just walk your head naked or inside?
You are a fool...
I am serious)
Please allow inside.
I too, and I decided to feel like it was when it was naked, but she was going back... I had to fix it every 5 minutes... about half a day passed and I felt full of dumbom)))
Wauu: no, rather an Estonian ananist=)

I wonder why there are lions and tigers.
And leopards, gepards, pumps and panthers are called cats))?
yyy :D )))))

If you write the spores with a pencil on the banknotes, then the attempt to take the sphere from the student will take the form of extortion.

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The 90s are back.

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Businessmen are again ready to steal, throw and kill each other.

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? to Are you in brothers now? Do you like tracks and cassettes?

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Time has come back and technology has changed.

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Do you have a flash of love?

XXX is all! My mission is accomplished! I just saved another soul.
YYY: In the sense?
xxx: In the sense of a girl of one happily talked, she began to blow my ears about her summers, said everything there is beautiful, everything there is romantic, and who does not see it, so he either did not look, or a fool...
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Weather, not all yet
xxx: I listened to it calmly, and then I told her that House 2 fans say the same about House 2 and they don’t believe if I tell them they’re looking stupid. The whole world collapsed in her eyes.
Yyy: XDDD Well you are a monster)))))
xxx: Diplomacy +50, hule)

cppmm > For the same reason, by the way, I do not like Ubuntu. It turns out, you are not using a comp, and some quest you are going through, such as "Find where the button this time", or "Got, how this time to disable a couple of dozens of extra plugins", or "And where is your config now?", or "Through what subsystem will we make the sound this time?", or in new releases, when the gnom with the iks are thrown out, you can generally play a fascinating browner called "Etacho!?" and etc.