On March 4, 2012, the film “Putin and the Miniput” premiered in Russia.

In the 1960s, when substantial benefits were introduced for war participants, my father was the chairman of a war veteran council at a large metallurgical plant.

One day, my father and I in the garage repaired our hollow "Zaporozhitz".
I, a teenager, was digging in the engine, and my father with the garage men, as it often happened, sat in the neighboring box and drank. It must be said that the people in the garage cooperative were the most diverse in nationality and social affiliation. There was a German Peter.
Fridrichovich, who was captured in Stalingrad, was in a prison camp in our city, and after his liberation, he had a family here and "brought up". He worked as a small boss in a taxi park (where he was long ago renamed Petro Fedorovich).
The men in the garages liked to scratch their tongues, scratch each other, and they were able to do this smartly and funly - at such sessions often outbreaks, explosions of laughter were heard. But at that time the blast was so powerful that in the evening I remembered and asked my father what was so fun there. My father said:
The men began to ask me how to get the benefits of a war participant.
I explained that I should write a statement to the council of war veterans and
To get a certificate... And then Peter thoughtfully whispered: “What, Petrovich,
Can I write a statement?”

I was sent from GAI a photo from a camera that detected how I was exceeding speed. I sent them a video of how I paid the fine to Haishnikov in cash.

After the fierce success of the song "Sanya will stay with us" Belarusian group RockerJoker begins touring Russia with a new hit "Vova did not go anywhere"!!! to

It is time to think where
The night from December 31
by 14 January

Pizdec....now in contact came out "bed clothes wants to add you to friends"...I don’t want to friends with underwear:(

Xhhh: I scrolled the collection on the tower and stumbled upon this phrase:
Lord, forgive me (and then another pen) and me (and then a pencil) and all of us.
Hopefully my mother’s post is okay :(

X: What a strange name for it company - Kiso
Q: What is it? How is it written???? to
Tagged: Cisco

Polina: Are you here? urgently
Tanya: here
Polina: You can help me answer one question only honestly very honestly
Polish : Okay?
You are not fat.

Goth: Today the cat tried to cut me down.
Goth: I am going, here the cat is crossing. I didn’t have time, I went faster. I turn, I sit, I look
goth: looking for someone else to cut))
Loki: No...
Loki: She tried to go faster than you crossed her road.
Loki: They also have their own signs, well you understood...))
goth: here’s the shake I have to tragically ask so "That’s because I’m black, right?..."
Loki : ))))

The film is being produced "Bezrukov". The creators do not disclose the identity of the actor who plays the main role.

The tail is very useful not only for ice, but also for spirit. First, when you take it in your hands, you unrealistically want to fuck someone, and secondly - around immediately forms a comfort zone.

From Yandex News:
"Russia improved its positions in the rating of corruption level by 11 points"
XXX: Someone has already been betrayed...

She
My husband does not smoke either.
She
And I do not smoke.
He is
It won’t go away ?
He is
to the neighbor)
She
He will not leave anyway.
She
Because he will not succeed
She
How is it?? to
She
They don’t walk with a tail in the back.

They are so romantic that even the FSB cries over their correspondence in contact.
WOW: It’s not about the Wolf and the Smoke? ?

Lineage 2 is Free
She: What are you for?
He said goodbye.

On the morning of December 5, the whole country will ask each other - who voted for the party that won with a giant split?

A grandmother comes in the street and asks:
Have you seen a man here?
What is? O_O
Oh man, have you not seen?
NNnet...
Then she approaches others and asks the same thing.After communicating with her, the faces of everyone become O_o.Finally with a scream 'Now he!' she points to the sign of a pedestrian crossing and crosses the road.

Not that he came to the first date after some drunkenness, fuck with him that he had been drinking beer all night... but try to fuck me on the back seat of MY same car...!!! 0 0 0

They remembered the joke about a cat who eats polyethylene and lacks brains. What the acquaintance gave.
[18:29:28] Cris: actually bags are fun to chew
Cris: I just try not to see anyone.
[18:29:41] Cris: Or do they think that they’re dead?
[18:29:43] Cris : )))