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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №136501
 03.12.2016
At the same time, several shots from cold weapons were fired on the police who pursued them.

Winter is in the courtyard! In the summer, it is hot. If it is especially useful - from the heated...

Is it plasma?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №136500
 02.12.2016
I say this to my husband: "Why did you not fill the bed - the last one left?" he said: "So the cat was still asleep!"

What will you say here?! to

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №136499
 02.12.2016
Still simply

The most mysterious woman’s claim:
You only love me when I’m good.
WTF?? to

You will not be in the mood, you want to be warm and fed, listened and understood. And I can't, I have a series (manicure, haircut, girlfriends - to choose from).
Then you calmed down and rejoiced. I am like here. I want to hug you very much. I would not refuse sex.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №136498
 02.12.2016
You are wrong.

HH: How are you doing?
I don’t know how to describe this, you know how a dog comes to people, right? So, he came to us with his ass forward, proudly grabbing his tail ((

This is skins albino. and run.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №136497
 02.12.2016
I remember when I learned as a child that the Sun in the star qualification is a Yellow Dwarf, I was offended. Type - the star to humanity did not get the biggest

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №136496
 02.12.2016
XXX: The rape is rape. If I am not mistaken, in some countries, having sex without a condom is also considered rape. Like in Sweden. According to this article, Assange is accused) No wrapping - no pilot)

How do they reproduce? :D

xxx: Well they are Viking descendants, so most likely rape)

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №136495
 02.12.2016
We have a spacecraft in Tiv "Progress" fell)
We have some progress now.


[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №136494
 02.12.2016
xxx: The cat of a donkey... I seem to have understood the theory of relativity.
In the last six years, I have tried to understand it eight times.
Shit, it succeeded. I have never been so happy! :)
I’m not as stupid as I thought!)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №136493
 02.12.2016
I go into the cigarette bag for cigarettes. I smoke Lifa Ocean.
I ask for a package of Ocean, and the seller replies, there is no ocean, only "Autumn".
I say, okay, let’s go "Autumn".
She stretches the package. It is written - right, "Ocean"

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №136492
 02.12.2016
by Fuck.ru

-- Accused <Ivanov AI> of exceeding the norms of official ethics.
Was it more ethically permissible?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №136491
 02.12.2016
He wipes the dust out of the shell and complains: “Yes, this is a layer of dirt, you don’t wash it at all?”
We actually wipe it once a day.
Once in a polar day?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №136490
 02.12.2016
XXX: I had a girl from Iran in my group. Beautiful, but dressed like an onion.
YYY: Did you spoil her? and crying?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №136489
 02.12.2016
xxx: where is the line of permissible hardness and disgrace between the films 0+ and 4+?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №136488
 02.12.2016
From comments to the video about the steam motorcycle:

XXX: How much do I walk?
yyy: The author gave the answer that from one propopka this device gives with 5 versta.
XXX: Thank you for the match. Good to fuck.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №136487
 02.12.2016
Few people know that the letter S in the IoT abbreviation means security.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №136486
 02.12.2016
The Introduction. I live in my house and have been accustomed to cleaning snow every winter. But periodically I visit a man who lives in an ordinary fifth floor. And now winter has come, but for some reason no one is in a hurry to clean the snow there. Well, it is not difficult for me to remove snow from one entrance, especially since the job itself is sitting, and at home 90% of the time in the chair.

And here is just.

I went out for the second time this winter to clean the snow at the entrance. Dressed the specials, took the blade, works exactly for 10 minutes. But it doesn’t pass for minutes, as I fit, my aunt is 40-45. The next dialogue, BTR - borzaja teta rozmasysta, I am:

BTR - I will come back from the store in half an hour to clean the snow at the third entrance.

I am not.

The BTR operates the mechanism of attack, the target is brought, the projectile is delivered to the trunk, the shovel is placed.

BTR is a baby, and you are not a puppy! ? to Maybe you are tired of working?

Honestly, I was tired of where she learned it, but I was sure that she didn’t want to offer me money, so I decided to hide the stranger (I know, I love, I’m not proud):

I’m a grandmother, or maybe you’re masking your own scarf? At the same time you shake the fat.

What started here. At first she spoke to me alone, but by the way people go to work, hear about the subject of her outrage and also start to say, "we are not cleaned too!! 111", and "they are completely rattled, they are paid, and they do not want to work," even one man connected, decided to tell me that "all professions are important, all professions are needed" and it is necessary to approach this question in good faith. And that’s for 10!! The minute.

I was silently killing the snow all the time, and when I finished, I just left. From the window you can see that the morning picket has already melted, sadly (

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №136485
 02.12.2016
It’s easy to get up at dawn. You just have to lie down so that you can see the sea. Or the mountains. This boosts.
YYY: Will the sea work?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №136484
 02.12.2016
Q: Where did you get lost?
He was chasing.
How frankly...
WOW: This cattle is back on the carpet again (((
Are you talking about your cat? XD is
So, what are you worried about, my friend? and :)

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №136483
 02.12.2016
But tomorrow is exactly a year, as the last quote was written on IT Heppenens.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №136482
 02.12.2016
The good news on RBC was, some bank lukewarms broke for 100 lemons. They mentioned the name of the office in which the ABS had a hole. But the last nail in the grave of her image was a video, where two comrades sit next door, one on the monica console in the entire screen, spares that there is strength, and the second so inflamably in ArcheAge breaks the HDD.

He did his job, ch...

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