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[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №23318
 05.12.2009
Position in the Community:

When I get into my body (a little bit). I feel not only wild pain, but also very strange sensations... terribly ringing and cracking in my ears. It is just cheating!

The ass with ears. It really exists! ?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №23317
 05.12.2009
I still can’t believe she’s meeting me.
No one can.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №23316
 05.12.2009
I suggest other than funny and not funny, to do more "long laziness to read"


[ + 76 - ] [11 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23315
 05.12.2009
to this:
So, this is really a real story that happened on a pair of organization and planning on Monday, November 30, 2009. Dendrologists can confirm))) Sorry, I couldn’t not tell you this...

The teacher, looking at the magazine, and then the student:
- Something you have the ratings some interesting: 5, 4, 3... Two is not enough! Now I’m telling her... (and unexpectedly) What is my name?! to
The student did not get distracted, which is very commendable in this context:
Taalaibek Djumabekovich...
and pause. There is an absolute impression that the teacher convulsively remembers, so is his name...
Reply from the audience:
Ask about the color of the textbook.
But the teacher is interested in something else:
What about my name?
The Cadillac...
So, what is my father’s name?
Joomla, I think...
Pause and then:
What is my mother’s name? Do you know? The pair!
The audience lay...
_______________________
What a shame to read such a story!! Respect for the knowledge of the Russian language!! to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №23314
 05.12.2009
Some programmers have the unique ability to fuck code until it is removed by the customer.

[ + 72 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23313
 05.12.2009
111> is very good. Yesterday Putin spoke, answered the questions of Russians, such idiots in our country, as well as their questions.

222>Hello, my brother and sister!!! I partially watched your Putin, partially read on the net... What ruler – such questions... And all questions almost out of paper, as with Brezhnev... Although, we are not better... True, our even allow questions to the president: – Say, and how much money you need to gather the people of Ukraine, so that you, along with the government and deputies, leave the country forever?

222> And you know what he replied? This question speaks of true democracy in our country. If a man is not afraid to ask the president, then we have a free country!! to

222>Al, in my opinion, this was not a question, but a collective request...)

And we were asked by PVV:- Dear Vladimir Vladimirovich, and what do you like more yogurt or kefir? Not the pirates, right?

11 - Off line

222>Nifiga yourself in the FSB is working quickly? You just wrote the PVV - and immediately disappeared!!! to

222>I am in shock!!!!! to

222> Felix Edmundovich!!! We believe, we believe, we believe!!!! to


[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №23312
 05.12.2009
The grass is green.
The sun shines...

February, Hole

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №23311
 05.12.2009
Instead of the first couple, a psychologist will come to check our adequacy.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY I seem to have fallen...

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №23310
 05.12.2009
<popemichael> it would be nice to drink a little tonight so my painkillers work better)
<jamie> Emm... And on the package with tablets there is no warning sticker "do not take with alcohol"?
<popemichael> no...
<popemichael> I have already broken it off.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №23309
 05.12.2009
Gifted for Birthday (24 years) Dandy’s console! (Where they found it I hz) The celebration was broken!

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №23308
 05.12.2009
28 December 2008. Cell phone store. I almost close up when two friends fall. bla bla, I want to join. I told them about the rates, they chose the numbers. I open the package, please a passport. I am filling the contract. Fio of the subscriber - Bubble Sergey Vladimirovich. Fuck, that was not the case. filled in and signed. Then came the second man’s turn. He stretches out the passport and they both start to smile and say, “You just don’t laugh loud.” I swear I won’t even smile, but I break the oath right away. His friend was Kolbas Mikhail Vasilyevich. Here’s how they wander through our town of Bubur with Kolba, two best friends)))

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №23307
 05.12.2009
From the forum:

Myrzik: "DendY" do you not understand the metaphor?

DendY: Listen who the metaphor is easier to be!!!!! to

[ + 76 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23306
 05.12.2009
XXX: I would add that I was not forbidden anything. No alcohol, no smoking or drugs. Only computers were banned.
I grew up not drinking, not smoking, not addicted to drugs. Programmeist

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №23305
 05.12.2009
People think about! Everyone is the fastest sperm.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №23304
 05.12.2009
1: (15:11:45 4/12/2009)
Meanwhile, it turned out that the killer shot himself in the hand when he got a gun from a plastic bag. This is recorded by several external surveillance cameras"
2: (15:12:05 4/12/2009)
Following the announcements...

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №23303
 05.12.2009
The xxx:
News - "Developed sensor to prevent terrorist attacks on the railway". A week after the attack, the sensor was developed. Where were they before?
YYYY :
Certainly shit. Sensor and Hole
YYYY :
There was a terrorist attack - a light bulb burns.)
It doesn’t happen – it doesn’t burn.)

[ + 60 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23302
 05.12.2009
Eden: This is something else. Here we, I remember, when guests some important to the school came, so our only computer was dragged in front of them from the cabinet to the cabinet, which would seem to them as if we were in every cabinet on PC =)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №23301
 05.12.2009
Don’t have today what you can have tomorrow.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №23300
 05.12.2009
One day a relative came to me, looking at the night like snow on his head, without warning.
Well, since they had not seen him for a long time, he introduced him to his everyday life, showed pictures and, among other things, introduced his cat-half-puppy.
Timothy (That is the same thing).

As appropriate, the further cult program included drinking alcoholic beverages, and with an interesting interlocutor and drinking a pleasant, clear affair. We did not overcome all the vodka, I will not boast, but as the event ended, I hardly remember.

Early in the morning I hear through the dense fog in my head the noise in the kitchen.
Well, I think, again, the ugly animal is crawling on unpicked dishes.
Having gathered the will in the fist and overwhelmed the lazy and unpleasant feeling of weakness after yesterday, I shout as loudly as possible to the cat: -Tima, p.And after the spent Azzsky efforts, go to sleep.

At breakfast, I noticed that the relative was somewhat quiet, quiet. To stop with questions is not obvious, it is not easy for a person after consumption. But after ordering a couple of beers, he gives me - old man, you apologize, of course, that I woke you up early in the morning, the sausage is completely overcome... I, he says, I understand everything and I am not offended... but I am not Japanese, nor Kazakh - why is it ploskomorphic?? to

My mosquito after the beer lightened, and I lively remembered that the animal was sleeping next to him, in his legs... everything became clear.
The boy’s name is Dima.
What to do, had to drink more, to clarify the inconvenient situation.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №23299
 05.12.2009
Family life is when you try to drink a girl not to drag her to bed, but to play at the computer.

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