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[ + 64 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24298
 31.12.2009
I think the best remedy for a headache is sex. Do I imagine a value for men?

[ + 105 - ] Comment quote №24297
 31.12.2009
Yesterday we met with colleagues at the department. They did not agree in advance who carried what, so it turned out as always: a lot of snacks, little snacks. We understood that we will not all drink - or drink, but we will spend the night in the universe. They decided to scrap the rest of the students so that it didn’t disappear. One was caught, he said, not drinking. The second doesn’t drink, the third almost doesn’t drink...
1st Students are not drinking. 0 - O
2nd Do the students drink? O_O
and 3, already at the end and with anxious disturbance: We students don’t drink??? O_O
There was a terrible suspicion: along the way, we were crazy teachers and missed some important moment in their upbringing.

[ + 116 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24296
 31.12.2009
I have a task:
The duck flies in a horizontal straight with a speed of V. A stone was thrown into it, the throw was made without warning.
I’ve been riding for 10 minutes.

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №24295
 31.12.2009
God, give me the strength to break up the girland.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №24294
 31.12.2009
December 30, 2009: Day of the Democratic Republic of Madagascar
Congratulations to the fun lemur from Madagascar!

[ + 92 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24293
 31.12.2009
The Kalashnikov machine is the best way to transmit negative thoughts to a distance of up to a kilometer.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №24292
 31.12.2009
Everyone with the coming New Year!
You can’t imagine how much I love you all!
From all my heart I wish everyone in the New Year to be reconciled with all enemies and enemies, not to get sick, to find their love (or to live another year with their half! Don’t be afraid, I believe in you!
Just smile, despite all your problems.
This year will be great!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №24291
 31.12.2009
Unhappiness is not when there is no food, real unhappiness is when food cannot be caught because of the New Year.
I hate this celebration (

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №24290
 31.12.2009
Do you know what the smell of fire is?
Sometimes with gas
I : No
Friend: And what then?
I: burned hair
You are chasing.
And you smell.
How do you smell your fire?
You are a fucker.
I have checked ?

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №24289
 31.12.2009
Friendship status VK

Why do we have so long internet bills? This is because someone has a headache too often!! to

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №24288
 31.12.2009
Dogs are easily recognized by their bite-out phones

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №24287
 31.12.2009
Group in contact.
And your sex. What is it?"
Homo – 7
by * 15
Tagged with: 89
It has been 10 minutes...
Homo - 8
by * 15
The Heteros 88

The troops lost another soldier. and :)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №24286
 31.12.2009
X: I’m depressed – when I get my guitar my cat runs into my mom’s room and hides under the bed =((
Y: He gently points to your talent
X: I hate you.

[ + 70 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24285
 31.12.2009
The second course...
I use the reference for girls from 7th grade))) survived *lying)

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №24284
 31.12.2009
A conditional reflex in Germany is when you are knocked on the door and you run to the computer to turn off the torrent.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №24283
 31.12.2009
To me today came the only non-drinking sanitary in the world to repair the pipes (flowing after the repair). He grabbed, but nothing changed, he left. He came drunk and smashed some black hernia. The cutting stopped.

[ + 72 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24282
 31.12.2009
XXX: Imagine a man.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY
If he is pumped, is he not smart?
Yyy: Emmy is allowed
If you’re smart, you’re not pumped?
YYY: Well what if smart and pumped?
XXX: Oh, then he just has a small member
YYY: What if she is?
XXX: He is not there.
YYY: Logical

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №24281
 31.12.2009
News on RBC:

"D. Medvedev thanked V. Putin for the work."

I would also thank Putin for such a place.

[ + 104 - ] Comment quote №24280
 31.12.2009
Dear Father Christmas!
Don’t give me anything, just take this damn lazy thing away from me!

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №24279
 31.12.2009
master (16:04:11 28/12/2009)
When I talk to you, I feel stupid.

Onegin (16:04:24 28/12/2009)
It’s good for me, it’s a plus.

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