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[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №43714
 26.02.2011
She decided to watch porn together for the first time.
After a bunch of porn has finally stopped on one video.
And against the backdrop of how they chew that breasty girl from behind, I hear a quiet-quiet whisper: “Bliein... what a beautiful hair she has...”


[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №43713
 26.02.2011
A friend gave me a navigator on the 23rd.Punkts on the map of the city placed 002 at her home 001 at the station.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №43712
 26.02.2011
HGH: Piz %z today interview was over
WOW: Is it so?
xxx: to the last question "Dangerous habits are there? smoking?" replied, and that is what?! to
Tagged with: ahahahahahahahah%c

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №43711
 25.02.2011
Do you have a car?
– not
And the apartment?
Neither is
A salary of 5,000 U.S. dollars.? to
No is
Why do I need you so much? Revealed!

And so always, all the girls leave me. Who needs me so much. on a 73 year old castle harley, with a country house and its own factory...

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №43710
 25.02.2011
Ingvar
In the Netherlands, it is forbidden to play chess during sex.

Helen is
Are you serious??? I do not want to go to the Netherlands.

Ingvar
I also think

Ingvar
How this

Ingvar
Sex and No Chess

Ingvar
E2 and E4

Ingvar
E4 and E2

Ingvar
E2 and E4

Ingvar
E4 and E2

Ingvar
Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess

Ingvar
I am all...

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №43709
 25.02.2011
I understood the cartridge. Thank God he was in black pants. Because the picture was the following: Vadim, do you have any new black pants? I say "No, not new at all!" "But they are so bright black" answer me. I tell them they are not new, I washed them with a cartridge of Laska magic black :)

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №43708
 25.02.2011
[Elle]: I read this article about how a girl got pregnant through underwear. She is a virgin)))
Oh, must be, Virgin Mary, no other!
[Elle]: ah) I imagine a sperm, hiding in the cowards, jumped to her and broke through the straw, then found the egg and fertilized it alone. is terrible.
It’s not a sperm, it’s some sort of Rambo, seriously.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №43707
 25.02.2011
The sister today burned - we are waiting for the subject of connecting her laptop to the LCD TV:
You should have a HDMI connector on your laptop.
Brother, there are more entrances and exits in it than there are in me, so come in and see yourself.
It is :)

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №43706
 25.02.2011
from news
Later, the head of the GUVD of Moscow Vladimir Kolokoltsev was forced to refute the rumor about the appearance on Russian roads of police inspectors of road regulation (abbreviated PIDR). This question was asked by his subordinates, concerned about the dissemination of this information on the Internet.
The Fighter Fucks

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №43705
 25.02.2011
In the communion...

He: Girl, girl, please tell me, finally, what is your name?! to
She is: No.
He: But why not again?
She: Yes, because everything is too simple.
He said: What a simple thing! Six months have passed!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №43704
 25.02.2011
Anj: Behind my window the gastarbayters are cleaning the snow. At the same time, they are actively carved with thorns and blades on asphalt. It sounds one-on-one like a second warcraft, when the peasants extract gold in the mine.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №43703
 25.02.2011
Advertising banner here:
Dear Russian student!
Allow you to sell MS Office 2010 Professional Plus for just 2100 rubles!
I myself was once a student.
With sincere understanding, Bill Gates."

Dear American Bourgeois!
Let me send you in the ass for free!
A Russian student for his scholarship does not eat shrimp in ananas sauce, and what he eats, you did not see in nightmares.
In anger, a Russian student.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №43702
 25.02.2011
The Funny Things of the Internet
Do you remember watching photos from Silliger in the summer?
xxx: there was a bunch of stones about politics, and I wrote just that a girl from the sixth photo I would blow
I just learned two weeks ago that she lives in our town.
We are getting married in the summer and we will have a baby in November.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №43701
 25.02.2011
Trailer for Transformers 3:
Something his girlfriend suddenly stopped being beautiful. It’s been over."

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №43700
 25.02.2011
I lied as a child that there is not only that video that is 18+, but also 36+, assuring everyone that there is just something unimaginably horrible.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №43699
 25.02.2011
(from the note of admin)
...in the toilet noticed a tampon envelope...it needs to be vigilant...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №43698
 25.02.2011
... and the birds will fall from the sky, and the rivers will be filled with blood, and the fasting plank will change, and the charge of the electron will become 13/3 and the lines of algorithms will be performed in various ways.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №43697
 25.02.2011
Lorry
I gave up my rights!

Absinthe
by Carmageddon Foreva.

[ + 67 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43696
 25.02.2011
What will the person who will be told "Don’t press this button", "Don’t run this file", "Don’t lick it in the frost" will do?
People do the opposite.)
This is unexplained, but we have all tested it on our own experience.
In this light, the Ten Commandments are quite interesting.
"Do not kill", "Do not steal" and so on.
Practically a guide to action in the modern world...
This is how it goes - "steal, kill, fucking goose"...

You took...

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №43695
 25.02.2011
xxx: No, of course, he was wonderful, smart and beautiful. The only problem is I am wet in front of him, in one towel, and he enthusiastically tells me about compiling the core.

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