Russian scientists have created the fastest tractor in the world. It develops a speed of 121 kilometers per hour. The Wall *
YYY: It is cool! Imagine what a mental attack! :D
xxx: yes... a seam cutting machine carrying on the field at a speed of 121km\h
YYY : :D
xxx: A tractor runs the field and gathers potatoes at a speed of 121km/h. Psychedelics... and since the tape that loads the potatoes in a nearby truck works from the same engine, the potatoes are thrown right away into the warehouse. positioning of the tractor and warehouse - GLONASS... satellites were needed!
YYY: ROFL

Moscow, the day of the city, the laser show at the MSU. Wild pressure in the subway and at the exit. People begin to climb the sloping hill (because pushing on the road is not ice at all) and the picture, a guy climbs the mountain and pulls a girl behind, and she is a smart-beautiful woman on her heels, in a dress... well, logically, she complains of something typical "Dear, I’m tired! I find it hard!", the guy turns around, looks at her with a questioning look and gives "Forget THESE WORDS!! You are at war!!" is a genius

I: How do I deal with you?
Prepod: You can Rahim, you can Rahim Bolatovich, well or the Black Lord!!!by 11

Can you sleep with your eyes open? ?
v12ten: I'm somehow stunned)) slept, all the norms, I look at the board with a smart look
V12ten: but the snoring gave me up

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I want you to go on stage and say "This is a song
My love for you is my joy"

and sang

) )

I am a coward in you.

Did you hear that in Kirov the macdaq was opened?
This was such a beautiful city...

Who eats the rolls under the tequila!!! Under the sack! Just a sack!
YYY: There was a choice between tequila and tequila... We thought so and decided that it was better for tequila than tequila...

At what number did you start your studies?
From 9 February
and Hui)
What?
I have since 30.
The February?
Fuck it, February

Lentians, pofigists, thieves and other lazy people!
Remember for your whole life!
You will NEVER do the rest of the work in the morning. never ever.

c) MournfulCat

XX: I don’t think you should contact your ex again.
Because betrayal cannot be forgiven.
XXX: Because she’s scary, fuck it just.

Vvv: Guess what doesn’t allow me to sit exactly in one place

BBB is hemorrhoids?

vvv: fucking, earthquake at us, joke, yopt...

Cats on the drum what you think and feel, for them the main thing is that they are still warm

Haber, discussion on the topic "A glass of water will help from drowsiness":

Alaska
And in the morning it will be easier to get up, the toilet will be tricky)

Logan
This is called "to get a hydrobuilder" :)

Our universe burned, there is no roof, and now on the second floor we have to scratch snow
XX: So here, I walk around the building and strike the rector scratching something on the wall.
When he saw me, he greeted me and hurried away.
XX: I approached, and under the inscription "universe burned" I saw, the phrase written by the calligraphic XX: the handwriting of the rector: "Thank you Cap"
XXX: respecting him has become more)))))))

It is Samuraico!
You have been a fool for thirty years.

Do not upset your neighbor.
How about yourself?

You may not notice your age.
He notices you...

My mother had an original Haishnikov brigade in the area. We call it “the conscience of the pedestrian.” I also suffered somehow from it: I run somehow across the road... yeah... a little off the crossing... and here on the side is delivered an enhanced dynamic, thirsty and reverberating, like the voice of the Canterville ghost:
The Woman! Woman, you are not ashamed! You are not ashamed to run across the road. Somebody will hit you! Will it happen because of you? Did you teach traffic rules at school?! to
In general, I managed to run, but I never ran there again.
A month later, I sit with my mom in the guests, summer, the windows are open, and suddenly, out of the window, familiar unbreakable calls:
and man! A man in a red shirt. Yes yes you! Do you see Zebra? Is it so hard to walk 50 meters?
And she follows him. Meadedly. and shameful!
I stood by the window and whispered with red ears. Better to get to the zebra!! to
Today came the apocalypse.
We stand with my mother at the bus stop, and we observe a strange thing: a grandmother runs through the crossroads, not much of what is not in accordance with the rules, nor is it in terms of concepts (I cross the road, only if I do not disturb drivers - corporate ethics :)). For it runs with a zigzag in the midst of the stream and glitters at the crossroads.
And then out of the corner turns out, shining red and blue, like a Christmas tree, the Conscience of the Walker. He began to preach:
Grandma in a white hat. Where, where are you running?! to
Grandma little that does not listen to the trumpet voice, so still weeps and cries:
Stay away, I am late!
This champion runs to the stop, tries to catch for the bumper leaving the road, but the one accidentally releases a club of smoke into her face and is taken to the dark.
And the Conscience of the Pedestrian, meanwhile, does not hurry to stop. and stands.
Grandma spit after the road and rushes to the haishniks.
You have seen it, right? This is fucking! I am so late! Take me away!
The Haishnik is out. Servantly opens the back door of the grandmother and knocks into the salon. The grandmother joyfully enters there. The frozen people at the stop, of course, start to be outraged: not much of what the grandmother shuhra has led on the road, so now she will still be carried out!
And here the haish machine, not moving from place, begins to tremble and scream.
It turns out that they locked the doors and fined the grandmother!

Conscience is a terrible thing, it turns out! It is :)

– My husband wanted to have a mistress... I replied, “Mole, dear, we will not pull”... Better I will lead a lover... an extra penny in the house will not hurt!

Cut the fish, cut it.
Wife: How did you get caught up?
I thought the knife was stupid.
It was not a knife.