YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! We all know how modest he is in celebrating personal things, so there will be no covered table with delicacies today.
zzz: xxx very well invented the euphemism to the word "Lobby".

Late in the evening, the friends of the institute drank vodka on the sporting field. There is a patrol station:
What are you doing? Do you drink alcohol?
“No, we’re doing sports,” Serega replied, having time to hide the bottle.
From Waikiki:
Are you going to get ten?
Let’s argue, who is more?
The first police officer raced fourteen times.
by Serena Slavić:
You are the deadest, be the first.
Slavik did not get offended, went on to the tournament and started...
Where the count exceeded twenty, and Slavik had no shadow of fatigue, the menta looked around and said:
– Okay, do it, – we sat in the car and left.
Slavik at the time was the KMS in sports gymnastics.

I complained to the doctor about obvious hormonal swings of mood.
She, softly: You have to fall in love... and everything will pass.

I was confused. I did not expect such a delicate formulation for prosaic shortcoming...

23 February, according to the old calendar, fell on 8 March, that is, it is the same holiday.

On an IT resource, it would be more logical to see the equation of Halloween to Christmas (OCT31=DEC25)

Stay still! What you drink! It’s methanol, you see?! to
and no.

Anunakh is an ancient skiff sword.
Are you talking about Akina?

The tsar summoned an American, a German and a Russian and said:
"Whoever moves the sea of shit on his car, the daughter to wives and half kingdoms to give.
The American on the Ford drove to the middle - drowned. A German man on a BMW 2/3 passed - drowned. The Russian says:
Why are you commanding us? What kind of king are you? Why should Americans and Germans listen to you at the same time? And what will your people say if you give half a kingdom to a man who just runs by the car? Pizzade, you are a fool, how did you become a king?

A film where LGBT teenagers talk about their problems – LGBT propaganda

Advertising where men take women into the woods and press for unpleasant gifts is NOT a propaganda of violence.

(Russia in 2018)

I thought. I stopped trusting books and personal development training. I am just angry with their boundless urapositivism, which reduces everything to the simple “must be simple.” Well there’s a banal “go out of your comfort zone,” for example. Fucking, I am uncomfortable, hunting to turn off and not turn on, only without causing trouble and sorrow to relatives. Where to get out of the comfort zone?

Linux gamers prefer to play running games than games themselves.

To get to heaven, you need to have hell patience.

My husband wears a beard. But he himself rarely equates them, and most often I, with a whisper: "It looks like frost again!"I put him on a chair, grab the scissors and chest, and align the vegetation with him.
One day, I decided to watch how long he would grow before he took his own scissors. I waited a long time...until one evening he asked with outrage:
So, how long will I be craving?
So the haircut.
I am growing them for you. I used to like to make your cheeks...
Love is a strange thing, but it is.

Wisdom comes with years... In the army everyone counts the days before the dembel, noting in the calendar how much is left before the order... And only years after years you understand: two years without a wife, no parental gatherings in school, no shopping in the shops, no trips “to my mom”, no “plug a shelf”...
No, men: the army needs to be called after ten years of family life - there will be no escapist!

by Miu-Miu
When we pack the food, my husband holds the door and I bring the bags. Always is. Sometimes in 3-4 walks. No, not to explain to everyone that I am a champion and he has both legs broken? It’s not me, if anything, I got that...there’s a spirit!

XXX: Animal Protection Society will pay you back for this frog. The Geographical Society for the Globe!

About Sacrifice
I have a friend, a bourgeois wife. To call her a non-working language will not turn, because she raised and raised two daughters, actually engaged with them for many hours every day, and led the farm in their modest three-storey house. So, when he began to get rich - and it was 15 years ago, all the acquaintances desperately expected that both her husband, and she, and the children will become fed gyrobasas, because in the background of the rest they could afford absolutely ALL, and in any quantity. Figo with Mac! She visited a dietitian and really began to follow strict recommendations. In general, she came to our city by pass from Hong Kong. Strong as a girl. Culture did not allow her to tell how the girlfriends of her youth were scattered on cheap pasta and potatoes.

XXX: How long do I have to cook the peanuts? He did not go on his way.

God, I don’t even eat soup for the first time.

There are strong women.
There are gentle fairies.
No need, friends of all citizens call,
There are those who served.
Those who are not very
It’s hard to know who to congratulate.
Someone today
The socks gave
And someone ispek with red fish cake -
All this is understandable,
One thing is unclear –
Where did Gauguin and Van Gogh go?

If you eat as recommended by doctors and nutritionists (Greek, chicken...)

You would offer an apple.

I met a discussion here about how a woman lives if her partner is weaker physically. Not for discussion, but maybe it will be informative for someone, I will say that life is great. My experience of strength sports has been more than 15 years, I am not a champion even sat, but 110 kg in the gym lying can do (I am not a powerlifter, just an example of one exercise to determine more or less my physical status), and yes, my partner is a worker of mental work and I am weaker. I am absolutely indifferent to this fact. It does not stop loving and respecting him. And he, I hope, is me. I’m not embarrassed that when he comes to exercise with me, he lifts less. I’m a fan of sport, and he doesn’t have to share that fascination. I’m willing to pick up a heavier bag along the way from the store and turn off the bottle covers, but he’s higher and the upper shelves of the cabinets are in his competence, and I’m not shy to ask for help. There will always be someone who is stronger than you or more. Rambo is only in the cinema.