I sit at a meeting, read about the Ancients, the Elders, the Kthulhu, I do not touch anyone, I listen to my colleagues in my ears. And then there is a heartbreaking scream, turning into a scream, full of bullying and pain.
God did not give his soul.
It turned out - connected by link a colleague who is sitting at home with the child, and it was he who issued such a scream into the microphone of my mother's laptop.

Good morning Bl.

Roger Wilco: In general, in Moscow you have to drive on an evacuator. First - it will not be pulled by another evacuator, secondly - while you go home from work 1... 2 accidents you will always meet - they are standing, and you are here like here. 5 rubles and then back home.

I dream of interesting professions: a vegetarian of the urban landscape, a therapeutic sewing consultant, this is the master of artistic discourse. What an interesting world I live at night! It is "

Oh, I’m not the only one) I dreamed that I was a hunter for eggs!! to

Two men are arguing about the smell.
It smells of berries! Cucumbers there. The Black.
It smells like rubber, but not fruit.
There are no fruits, there are berries, there is a mixture.
I don’t know, I smell rubber.
“Pasha, what do you smell like? an independent expert.
Pasha smells the mask for half a minute and returns it with the words:
It smells like a machine, I don’t know what it smells like.

XXX is
I want Friday!!! to

YYYY
Everyone wants Friday.

I don’t think even Robinson Crusoe, but I’ve seen it.
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From our circus to yours.

Tents... 3kg... 20kg...
Here is for example: General Army USB-56 - 455.3kg in the packaging.
Who is more? :D

A circus tent can weigh more than two tons.

>>>There are those who go out for a week or two. And to the tents we have our requirements - it must be spacious, with a "prebanner", with a roof, rubber - so that the rain holds. Maximum comfort in travel conditions. Such a tent can not weigh less than 20 kg)

For a long time, I noticed that such people who grew up on Chinese synthetics and Soviet breezent in their brains are deliberately wrapped "light = impeccable and flowing" and you will not reject it with any arguments. Even if you give them normal membrane trousers that are harder to break than their tent.

I recently went to the hospital for health reasons. Only determined already in the department, where there is a free place (in the profile there were no seats), I stand in the corridor, waiting for the bed to be prepared.
Suddenly, a grandmother jumps out of one room and screams that a man is knocking on the window.
Well, I think, - they came... Just got up on the elevator to the fifth floor... I thought the psychics are not holding here...
It turns out that there is a balcony along all the rooms. The weather is dark, on the balcony all the rooms are the same.
The man went out to smoke and tried to enter the neighboring room. I thought it was closed and knocked out the window. :D

I was madly tired of misunderstanding, of the reluctance to communicate, to spend time with me. Have you ever thought about what we have in common? Maybe some life goals, maybe some topics interesting to talk about, maybe some hobbies and activities? What do we have in common except a child?! to
The color of the skin?
The idiot! I hate you!

Disney made a cartoon about the adventures of Mickey Mouse in Moscow
WOW: 1.5 meters in the hole, live in the subway?

Her eyes were the colours of the dumped lamp kinescope of the Soviet TV brand "Spring".

XX: How do you guess the notes? Do you choose the color in your head or your mood? Or what other associations?

YYY: Type of

WOW: It is good
Re is a silk.
We are Wednesday.
Fa is a castrated boy in a church choir
Salt is choleric, red
Lea is a stumbling
It is Trilly.

YYY: And don’t ask why

We had a small bowl yesterday. I am not sitting so high. 10 the floor. But there was a wind... In an hour I was passed by by a struggling crown and two dwarfed pigeons. I would also be in their place. They were all three flying behind.

Lovely athlete of 1948.

I am an adult uncle of 34 years of age, and I, as you advise, do not have to run on the ice to avoid falling. And you, judging by rhetoric, at least twice as much. Or you are working in the field. Why did I make this conclusion? Because only these categories of people forget about the existence of the elderly and just people with musculoskeletal problems. I will not further develop the thought - if you already understood, I understood. And if not yet, then even after a detailed chewing you will not understand, and still start to argue.

About Catherine the second and the word "ischo". I go to the archives, including reading the documents of this time. I could not even write that word! Moreover, people began to write only in the first half of the 19th century, and before that, they wrote "ischo", and this was not considered a mistake! At least go through the books of the second half of the 18th century, there also sometimes printed.

Food recently ordered near Teremka (fast food), suitable for a family couple of thirty. An employee at the box office, addressing the young man, asks, "Sugar, what do you want to order?" The man does not pay attention to the cashier. The worker repeats, “The crash?” The young man, squeezing a little, said, “Is this you for me?Then he turns to his wife and says, "Look, you see how they speak here - "Sugar," and you only call me a fool!“”

Taken from the forum, section "Proposals" of one of the browser games. I have long proposed the introduction of a system of counting penalties for each case of maternity and disrespect. Call it something like a single-matte ball. Abbreviated by E-Ball Everyone who mates for every case of mate, or every person for every case of disrespect of the interlocutor will receive an "e-point". Getting a couple of times on the "e-ball" - sit in jail. Also for a very large accumulation of points, a ban is provided. For the e-ball.

Five years ago I met a boy. It was like a childhood, without hands. And in the course of some difficult logistical decisions left to sleep with him, and he left somewhere in the morning and had to go back, but I woke up earlier. I woke up, made my best face of a Russian woman (I’m dropping hot lead and I’m not happy) and went into the kitchen. And here I smoked a cigarette, opened the first eye, and there Mom and Grandma are sitting. Those are you know so proletarian that it seems that the revolution was done with these very hands with the pearl manicure. They look at each other and say:

– Mitchell, look at what a shuster brought the fool home, and we didn’t notice. And what are you standing for? Go, the boy is gone.

Well, at that moment I decided that the situation could not be corrected and I said:

The boy left, but the honorary did not leave. Who will pay?

I remember the story that happened a year ago. Driving in the subway, looked at a cute person, white hair, beautiful face, all so fragile of himself, well, a straight angel. And to my surprise, she also noticed me - we looked back and smiled. I think this is it. Sha how I will approach and that thread I will tell, but this girl approaches me herself and stretches out a paper with numbers) phone



In the general evening as I called I was offered a loan under 10.5 percent of the annual interest rate.

Fuck you burn!
From the car-sracha technically moved to discussing trips and backpacks, and then to growing cucumbers in the country.
Fearlessly!