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[ + 108 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25633
 06.02.2010
And finally:
here here :
to this:

We have already mastered the weather. Now let’s do the business. Plus, we are raising our salary! They went.

by GaD.
_____ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

and a scholarship)
and Goopie.

Is it possible to increase the chest? I very much want...
__________
Write more about the member!! by Patterson!! to

[ + 67 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25632
 06.02.2010
And why does it seem to me that the fight against UG in the Abyss is what kind of fight against corruption or alcoholism in Russia...

[ + 60 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25631
 06.02.2010
I removed 346 friends, left only him, opened friends... put status"succa, offer to meet!I can’t wait" xDD suggested )))))))))))))))))

[ + 74 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25630
 06.02.2010
How is it??? How can I explain to a girl that my passivity to throw socks around the room is inherited in me on a genetic level? It is like going out of her soul with a hat on her head!! to
Z. s How do they tie it? As long as I try, it doesn’t work out.

[ + 97 - ] Comment quote №25629
 06.02.2010
and re_soon_key
I tried Cannes before.
I was such a freak in college, you were.
blue eye pencil, brown mask and lightened hair

She is :
Oh, you were cool.
And then what?

re_soon_key – 314
I bought a mirror.

[ + 83 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25628
 06.02.2010
Freud believed that if a man did not have sex he could become a genius.
You are a genius.
XXX is fucking!

[ + 66 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25627
 05.02.2010
The case was less than a year ago, after having sex with a young man, I began to get up from my back and there was such a characteristic "puc" (which was actually the air that came out of, sorry, the vagina), and such a playful, ringing and loud. I thought he knew what it was and did not justify it, it turned out to be in vain. After "this" he said with all playfulness "You can relax".
Dear men, we are so uncomfortable about this, be understanding.)

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №25626
 05.02.2010
Sex before marriage is a matter of God’s knowledge?? to
WWE: That’s what you hit him!

[ + 84 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25625
 05.02.2010
The vacancy of admin.
The Conditions:
We will give you
Flexible schedule
Office in the Center
The Sandwich
Let us touch the chest of the office manager or the peer manager.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №25624
 05.02.2010
On the day of lighting, the bus slowed sharply and the entire bus rolled.

[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25623
 05.02.2010
We will have a week to fix the situation and meet the celebration not alone. Support the initiative! If not a lot of love, then at least new friends!

It unites the hearts! At the top!! to
W.


I join. Perm, February 14, at 20,00 near the Opera House at the entrance we gather with a bunch of friends, the recognition sign serves...heft.....we hold the cellar in our hands, then we fall into some cozy place and down!!! Let’s celebrate, who is with me?It is :)

Please leave us :)

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №25622
 05.02.2010
to this:
Two plastic pieces.
Macarons from Hui,
Two bags of shit.
And a fucking cock.
Only so...
This is extended!

My tears have turned.)

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25621
 05.02.2010
<aWasik[office]> yesterday laughed, I was told that I approach the choice of the car more carefully than the choice of Jean...
<luz_work> is very good. You spend more time in the car than in your wife.

[ + 78 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25620
 05.02.2010
As usual, after 2 hours, there are no clean socks. I washed, I think how to dry. I decided to bake on a bowl. And here the fucking, damned me on the autopilot to put the oil there, and even at the moment when my mom went into the kitchen:(

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №25619
 05.02.2010
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Yyy: Unfortunately, the iPad was not conceived as a full-fledged tablet, just as the iPhone was not conceived as a full-fledged communicator.
Zzz: Did you think of it as full?
XXX: A very good deal!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №25618
 05.02.2010
[quote] Another option: in the club. You approach the girl from the back, turn around and kiss in the snail. Then you make a frightened appearance and try to justify that you have identified. There are different options for developing the situation.
1) You get a crack from her.(It is all bad)
2) You get in the jaw from her guy, whom you for some reason did not immediately notice.(Everything is very bad)
3) She is delighted with you and you continue to get to know her. (It is all well)
4) from you in admiration her guy, whom for some reason you did not immediately notice. You are still getting acquainted with him. and. and. but this is a sad option and we will not think about it)))) (everything is so bad that it would be better if it was just very bad)[/quote]

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №25617
 05.02.2010
Someone’s phone was stolen. The police have arrived, all the things are running away. After a while it seemed silent. My neighbors went to smoke, a guy came to meet me. One of them asks: "Listen, and the mints have already gone". To which he replies with an indiscriminate tone: “No, we are still here!”".

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №25616
 05.02.2010
Even if you kill, but I can’t read the word politkuchnia correctly from the first time...

[ + 82 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25615
 05.02.2010
How Men Are Sick

with a grim and grim face,
In the white shade,
as a victim of cholera,
He is kneeling to the wall.
It will last as long as the birth.
A thermometer shakes in his hands.
The sorrow of the Jewish people
Freezing in the shrinking pupils.
by Willy Brother
A pencil sludge.
He whispers complaining and shamelessly:
How are you alone with your kids now?..."
There was talk in the apartment.
The night barely burns.
It was dark, all the curtains were removed.
My husband is thirty-seven and two.

[ + 118 - ] Comment quote №25614
 05.02.2010
We talk to a girl, we are in different cities:
I have a temperature of 39.2
Damn, what are you? Do you have medicines?
I: Yes, I have already accepted it. Come to me, I’m so hot! and ;)
D: I’ll probably abstain))) I’ll come back, you’ll get cold now)))
I am O_O
I: in the sense?

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