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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №42794
 07.02.2011
The curse of the Aitishnik: Let the wind of the hard rise!

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №42793
 07.02.2011
Student logic: two pairs a day is a dohuja, and for one and not to go :)

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №42792
 07.02.2011
Tagged: nightmare
3 minutes set the channel to color.
and there "Volga-Volga" is going :)

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №42791
 06.02.2011
After the 3.0.2 patch in WoW appeared a built-in alarm, now at two o’clock at night I have a bell sound and pops out the inscription in the center of the screen "Go Sleep Eblan!!and "

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №42790
 06.02.2011
My mother told me. It was in youth. Her older brother – he was a fun man – is sitting, crawling on the guitar, and like something very maternal singing, such that the ears in the tube. But most interestingly, their mother hears all this and doesn’t argue. Here are the words of the song:

Afraid of the cold,
I bought a dog, I bought a dog.
But God sees, I have given the mach.
Doha does not heat in any...which!

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №42789
 06.02.2011
GivenChy (11:30:59 5/02/2011)
In the whole coral:

GivenChy (11:37:03 5/02/2011)
I decided not to spend a lot of time buying a bowl for a working day, buying a double portion every two days. Yesterday took spices (in the "Eco" there were offgenic spices al-la medoviki for 10 UAH kilograms). In general, I pulled a kilo of strawberries to the workplace. Well, I’m accustomed to my colleagues slowly pulling the hood. I’m working with them, so forgive me. But yesterday the director came in again with another idea - and slowly tossed my spices. Okay I think. The secretary has already begun to chase them. However, she doesn’t matter what to go for, just organic)) This morning I’m still going to work – I’m already called, say, take more snacks. I am a nifiga, there is no money (and I know, I still have 200 grams hidden in my box). Well, I come today, I sit down for the job... the boss comes, took three pieces with the words "Don’t bring more! We have drugs forbidden!" I am - O_o. After five minutes, the secretary comes in and says, “Don’t bring them any more!” and find out how much is in the palm.
One straw remains. I am still to blame. ( by

[ + 65 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42788
 06.02.2011
There is a saying that you can eat fish and not go into the water. Did you know it ended like that?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №42787
 06.02.2011
by Dasha:
I, such a gentle, small, intelligent, I will come and say - khm-hkm... sorry, but what is happening here for you.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №42786
 06.02.2011
What can be better?I naturally safely reach orgasm, throw on the back of the couch and enjoy the light and gentle movements of her hands!Isn’t it the canon of male idylly?It would seem that nothing can destroy such a beautiful and intimate moment as she suddenly issues the phrase:
It looks like a "cortana"!It is's
Everything that could have been done was finally done!
...
Look, and now the shark!))>_<
...

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42785
 06.02.2011
He is:
Hi to
She is:
Hi to
He is:
Do you want to explain anything to me?? to
She is:
NOA
He is:
Where were you?? to
He is:
Who is he?? to
She is:
I Picked

[ + 97 - ] Comment quote №42784
 06.02.2011
Any Soviet man will not find it difficult to screw / screw with a false object (burner, coin, foam scissor, etc.) He doesn’t need a knot, but such a liked buzz, which comes from somewhere.

[ + 97 - ] Comment quote №42783
 06.02.2011
This is very Russian: our biathlonist at the Universiade-2011 forgot the ski sticks in the bus, went to the start with someone else’s weapons and came first.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №42782
 06.02.2011
The girlfriend (P) is lying in the nursery, soon to give birth. Calling my husband (M)

(P): Buy in advance, as long as there is time, a couple of packages of diapers. 3 to 6 kilograms.
So they are fucking fucking!! to
This is the weight of a child, idiot!! to

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №42781
 06.02.2011
This is a very short button "fuck".

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42780
 06.02.2011
I’ve been looking for an answer for a long time.
MixERR: and as a result of long mental torments
MixERR: I came to the conclusion
MixERR: that Rosomaha when the nails are hidden NO can not move the brush of his hand.

Megadrot: If you like to think about logic, then think of where the spider man should actually let the web.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №42779
 06.02.2011
The Bluesman:
Then Neznajka brings to the sunny city all the joys of democracy - restructuring, publicity, freedom of speech, privatization, elections of two or more candidates, keeping a confident course of desnajkovization of the city. Fat Ponchik advertises on the moon pizzerias and local McDonald's and turns into an unbearable bear, Fuchsia and Seledochka become proud confusion, Tubik sits on a cloudy and creates in the style of "avangardism", Flower becomes a fashionable homosexual, Vintik and Spuntik sleep naked, and Piliulkin grows a shirt and claims that everything is false.

[ + 75 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42778
 06.02.2011
FixiFoxi: I saw a cool ad in one of the courts – “You’re a cultural man, but if you’re throwing rubbish past the urn, you’re a little Elton John.”
fixiFoxi: N-дааа...Peter is the capital of the world :)))

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №42777
 06.02.2011
I study at the Faculty of Correctional Pedagogy (blind, deaf, dumb. Lectures in Pairs:
As long as he is not in the ZAGS that he has not said "yes" and until he has not scheduled, do not know which faculty you are studying at!and "

"He has been working on one conscript for 20 years, which he has made at the third course in practice";

"Classification of People - Men and Blondes"

The further I will explain this to you, the less adequate I will seem to you".

"The device eaten to the sickness"

"I spent five hours with a throwback"

"Do you hear the cracks of my story?"

What is the difference between a pedagogue and a pedophile?
I love the kids"

" androgynia and androgynia When you use this term in conversation, apologize in advance..."

"Philosophy...I’m itching from it"

In the first year of life, a man is made out of a plummeted barrel. And then we only degrade"

You have at the end of our communication count...a shock of average gravity. I’ll put it to you... (silence) I didn’t understand – where was the reaction?and "

The fool who is sitting there (the prepot) sincerely thinks that he helps with his questions..."

He’s also my dean ?
The game
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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №42776
 06.02.2011
The Medical Forum

Alex89 is urgent. Find the best remedy for mushrooms.
antiangel: grandmother

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №42775
 06.02.2011
Yesterday I went to the TO, I understood that every word of eb..., spoken by the master, increases the cost of repairs by 500 rubles.

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