Some sections of the roads in our city sometimes have to travel along the side...It’s okay, bleat?!! to

It’s good when something breaks in the house in February. Don’t break your head over a gift for March 8

Polina... Polina... and you’ve ever been called "Polen"?
and never!
and yes? And why?
There was no reason)

Conversation with a girl

XXX: It’s all because of lack of sex.
XXX: Chronic Dysfunction
Yyy: exactly, and how to treat it, Cunilex or Fersex?
XXX is ?
xxxx: a lot more
xxx: masturbation, I heard, does not help

Survived fucking... now movies from the internet download faster than on the flash(

I got married and expected something... Subconsciously somehow. Something will irritate me in it. And then it turned out that he didn’t throw his socks away!!! And it folds carefully into a bunch... Now I don’t even know, can I ask to scatter? O_O

If today it is 0 degrees and you said on the radio that tomorrow will be 2 times warmer, then how much will it be?
Any technician knows that 0 Celsius is 273 Kelvin. Tomorrow is hell and destruction.

The problem with modern cats is that humans have placed them in a favorable environment.
Ask questions of an existential nature.

The awkward moment when your sarcasm was too thin and you were taken for a dude.

- on request in the Yandex "horse married", reference to the wedding Sobchak only eighth.
Not that lion, not that lion.

I have sorrow sorrow sorrow sorrow sorrow sorrow sorrow sorrow
YYY: Are the cracks over?

The expression "a person is swimming in a pool" can be used even when he is no longer swimming.

This morning I felt like an anecdote hero.
Remember the old one:" Man, why are you scratching the spots? It is up!"

So here I go to work, to meet my grandmother-objivnik. And on her legs she has blue bacillus (here is a clinic nearby). I met my grandmother and I said, “Baby, you forgot to remove the batches.”
She raises my eyes full of hatred and says: “I have not forgotten! That is what it is!"
And I see, her boots are shredded, new. It is dirty on the street.

My grandmother gave me the morning.

Three inscriptions on the wall of the house, one under the other, with different manuscripts:

Jennie is mind. A sharp mind.
And Igor is mind. A sharp mind.
I don’t know about Ivy and Ivy. Here is Olga. A stupid shit.

XXX is AAAA! I have a monitor, it turns out! I’ve been putting something under it for five years to bend.

I come home today after work and my husband is watching porn.
WOW, and you what?
I’m in the screams, then I realize that he’s dressed looking at me with shattered eyes and gives "there’s great music playing", I listen, and there’s aerosmith-crazy in the background
Tagged with: porn

You are a fool, you don’t even know a poet.
I am a fool, I know the poets.
Q: Call at least one.
by Evgeny Onegin
Exactly stupid - it was written by Tolstoy

Master of Books:

In ancient Russian, the male penis was called the word "ud".
From here - "satisfaction", "satisfaction", "satisfaction", "satisfaction", "satisfaction", "satisfaction", "satisfaction", "satisfaction", "satisfaction", "satisfaction".

Noah is a girl.

Today, a colleague brought her six-year-old daughter to work. Then I saw how I broke in the break in Minecraft and ringed "I want, I want". had to teach. I started a local server and somehow taught me to walk and use the tool.
When he returned, on the ruins of the village, Nashah seized the remains of the inhabitants with a tail.

Fuck that training. The best example of motivation I had was shown by my father when I was in 7th grade.
xxx: asked us then to work out a project to pay - such as something useful for the home with their own hands for five a year
xxx: I got to do a book shelf.I still, I remember, was happy - long ago I wanted it.
XX: Well, I think it’s going to be there. Cut out of the fancy faster
But, fucking, as a result, I have done nothing in life so carefully and thoughtfully as this crazy shelf.
xxx: because my dad from somewhere pulled me under this shelf four thick-walled berry boards of kilograms to cheat five each.
xxx: and, fucking, sprinkled under her a hole in the wall above my bed :D
XXX is still hanging. Fifteen years passed.