Well, let's also stir up the joke on the topic "They are sewn from the center and do not shake the canyon only the debil".

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You have had little milk.
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Especially for the children of this century, I remind you that in the USSR sold a device called the milk guard. In real, it is a metal foam, which lay on the bottom of the pot and began to drizzle during the first stage of boiling, before this your "ah th $#@!" %)
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Not precisely the sound signal to alert, but also the vibrations to beat down your pen, so as not to escape. Yes, and so that milk does not spoil longer, a piece of sugar was thrown into it, so it will not slip in the refrigerator for 2 days longer.

If my grandmother had eggs, she would have been a grandfather 😉
If it were not the case with the gasoline, my grandfather would have been my grandfather too.

YYY: Cognitive Technologies and KamAZ have announced the start of a project to create an unmanned truck. The total cost of the project is estimated at 390 million rubles.
XXX: I know how they want to do it.
XXX: They will launch him into the track in Archangelsk and 250 kilometers later they will catch him and let him go to the next.

Down the subject of GMO and independent! Tell the story of Warlock and his descendants.
If the shredders and odines are over here, leave the cats!! to

Listen, I can’t figure it out... I started looking for restaurants on the map – they have everything in Yaroslavl with a prefix "I": Yarpivo, Yarpizza, Yarburger... I can’t understand, "Japonsky", is it sushi or still Yaroslavl ponchiki?? to

I work in a team that causes cognitive dissonance: Kartavtsev's colleague normally pronounces the letter "r", Chernyayev's colleague is fire-red, Borodayev's colleague is smoothly shaved.

You can write your bitrix on Yii.
In PHP, you can write your Yii. In C++ you can write your php.

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You talk about the poor.
Themes are brothers. and po
The neighborhood war. there
people are killed. Just so.
You have bananas ears.
Close up and make nonsense.
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The companion! This is a humorous resource and there is a must-have here. You wrong the address.

X: When a rabbit was brought to Dr. Aybolit, whose legs were cut off by a trampoline, he stitched him new legs. Attention, the question is: where did he get them?
Maybe he was driving that tram.
X: Mmm, yes, Ahuen business in principle
Fuck you both.

In his student years, the fellow student loved to troll people who boasted about their intelligence and tried to make everyone around him smart. He seemed to turn into the conversation unwittingly: “It’s like in the ‘Master and Margaret’ in chapter 35, remember?” All the bookkeepers cheered joyfully and remembered something about the 35th chapter, which is not in this book at all.

The month on the fifth I read the calendar of pregnancy by weeks: "This week the baby is already hearing you, you can talk to him". I long persuade dad to talk to the child, he is anxious and runs away somewhere.
15 minutes pass, I no longer remember the conversation, as Daddy appears, stands up over me and commands: "Develop your legs!"
I: "Why and why?"
Daddy: "I will talk to him!"
I was convinced that the child could hear so well. No more stupid ideas at all.

In fact, feeding rats with GM soybeans has already revealed serious liver mutations and a sharp decrease in fertility, an increase in mortality, and the third generation is simply infertile. A pleasant appetite.
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I know this mule. We feed the rats with the same product, not bothering all the biologists' displays about the need for nutrients, vitamins and trace elements (you came up with what! Monodiets are stylish, fashionable and youthful!) And then we gladly report on its value. Similarly, sodium glutamate causes blindness - it is enough to bring its share of "only" to 50% in the diet - from ordinary salt at such a concentration, the rat will die on the third day in the crust.

And in general, try something similar with supposedly "healthy food", for example, eat exclusively ecologically clean and genetically complete carrots - you will tell us in six months about the consequences of protein and calcium deficiency, as well as the excess of vitamins of group A. Humanity will be grateful for unleashing the myth supported by corporations about the usefulness of vegetables. The medication is at your expense.

FoxGray: And I also signed the subscription that for 10 years no one should tell what the polygraph was going on :-D
by Zy. 10 years passed

CostanTM: They followed you and turned around :-D

The pop-up window of another online toy:

"Do you already have 18?"
Tagged with "no"

"Are you ready to become a pirate and become famous for the world?"
Tagged with "no"

"Wait, your answers are checked... Registration is checked..."
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"Thank you very much! Congratulations, you can start the game immediately!"

here here :

"The Battalion (just like that, with the Yatem) The first. The female. It is immortal."

The idiots! When is? When will you learn how to distinguish the yat (ѣ) from the er (ъ, it is a hard sign)?? to
Feel the difference: the word "chelovѣкъ", the first letter is yat, read as "e", the last is a solid sign, it is ER... Well or to be more accurate - erъ.

Discussions of female characters of Soviet cartoons in Japan

I remember trembling on a small flower.
2: I can understand a lot, but shake on a little flower... :)
Please try the flower ;)
There was a master at all. Quite a questionable trickle. Of course, it’s a matter of taste. – ROFF

And a screenshot of a monster...

My Aunt Irene:
In fact, feeding rats with GM soybeans has already revealed serious liver mutations and a sharp decrease in fertility, an increase in mortality, and the third generation is simply infertile. A pleasant appetite.
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My aunt remembered. You took the rats from the line with an increased inclination to cancer, fed them exclusively with legumes (which the ratkeepers in place would have bitten for), and they eventually developed cancer. Such a miracle!
Send a greeting to Uncle Gil-Erik, we also remember him.

About the topic "not so heard"
My nephew from the generation of iPhones/tablets for a long time thought that the song "Hope" is related to military hackers: well, the word is there "clothes and computers under the ground and the reward for courage"!!! Whose truth he never understood.

It is long
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Pylons... Pylons of the Suck... these urds called six for dancing Pylons.
The six is the sixth, and Pylon is the sixth pyramid or crystal in Starcraft. But the fool is called six pilons.
You are just imbeciles...
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One word can mean a different meaning called this "homonym" example "three apples — three stronger!" a classic example of CIST. Pilons are used in aircraft construction, which is never a pyramid. The forgotten Wikipedia.