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[ + 85 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25593
 05.02.2010
It was fashionable to send greetings. And I too.

To the girl who was driving in the morning (about 8 o’clock) on January 14 this year in a 47 km electric car in a white hat and with a bag under a crocodile. I was sitting in front of you, in a brown bowl, reading "Sport Express". You were sleeping, leaning to the window, and then, in Tomilino, your mom called you, waking you up.

and short.

You are a goat! The dress should be more genuine if you don’t want to be cared for"!

[ + 61 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25592
 05.02.2010
She heard what I barely whispered! Hearing like Beethoven, fuck it!
Beethoven was deaf.

[ + 111 - ] Comment quote №25591
 05.02.2010
This morning on 2 channels in regional news said that in Tyumen soon you will be able to make payments with the help of terminals, which will set up in the trams about the case for small - to lay the rails and let the trams through the city.

FM is

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №25590
 05.02.2010
sky> Blind, the flash is lost. It was like a memory for me.
sky> Like 16 gigabytes of memory.

[ + 110 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25589
 05.02.2010
<Krys> From Sberbank in the Urals disappeared 12 million rubles and cash
<kossT> God with them with money... man is missing!

[ + 118 - ] Comment quote №25588
 05.02.2010
Will you go to the graduate meeting? 15 years of release.
YYY: And what about NAH? Can I tell you what will be there? All dumb gather in school, common themes - no, some have already forgotten how they are called. Panths leave, who will get the iPhone, then cars, apartments, homes, and yes, even a vacation! Next, champagne from plastic glasses, then go to the cabbage, unsuccessful search of the surrounding locations, eventually a table in a dark corner, everyone sits on each other, diluted beer, shit food, in the morning - a sick head and the thought of "no nahuya, she is a wretch".
I don't know if you're a pessimist or a provider :)

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25587
 05.02.2010
xxx: Do you want to say vase shit? )))
YYYYY: Yes
The train is more visible.)

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №25586
 05.02.2010
JOKER> You understand, animes do not have sex, they hate it

[ + -66 - ] [34 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25585
 04.02.2010
The cute guy I once smiled at somewhere and you didn't dare to approach, and now you ask me to respond! Here is my answer: Forget about me! I smile to him like a fool, and he is afraid to approach. Such as you are only on the internet heroes and macho, and real - trus. Either you grow up or you are a loser. and luck!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №25584
 04.02.2010
Do you want to join the World Classical Music Foundation? Just call your support.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №25583
 04.02.2010
The Black (15:02)
What are you reading?

by Anna (15:02) :
Detective

The Black (15:03)
Killed by the gardener?

by Jan (15:04) :
Ha ha, how do you know?

The Black (15:04)
These guys are always killing everyone. ?

[ + 60 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25582
 04.02.2010
How to determine your gender?
YYY: Probably by feeling. If the feeling gave the result - the floor is needed.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №25581
 04.02.2010
Lennox (01:02:03)
Yes)) I hate all doctors by name) To go to them only in critical cases...Well or documents to do)

by Tanatos (01:03:10)
As a child, I was afraid of dentists. He once bitten one of his fingers. Bite to the bone.

by Tanatos (01:03:23)
We had a small town, only one hospital.

by Tanatos (01:03:59)
After that, in order to cure my teeth, my mother had to drive with me for 70 kilometers to the center.

by Tanatos (01:04:13)
The dentists were afraid of me.

[ + 81 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25580
 04.02.2010
KorWIN: "Sales of shoes in Iraq after the Bush assassination attempt grew 12 times...", "The statuette that hurt Berlusconi became a sales hit..."
The car in thought, who would they move "Calino"?))))))

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №25579
 04.02.2010
<Bob> In Russia, if something is wrong - go to bed and everything will go ))

[ + 118 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25578
 04.02.2010
And you too, when you sit in the hairdresser's chair and you are covered with a coat, your nose starts to itch terribly? and :)

[ + 193 - ] [9 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25577
 04.02.2010
to this:

We have already mastered the weather. Now let’s do the business. Plus, we are raising our salary! They went.

by GaD.
_____ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

and a scholarship)
and Goopie.

[ + 35 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25576
 04.02.2010
If you have a medical education, tell me:
If you take 2 fingers of one hand - the index and middle, and at the points of their contact, clean the upper layer of the skin (it will be a little painful). And then connect together and wrap for a couple of weeks. Will the fingers from these places grow or will the skin cover recover on each finger separately?

[ + 78 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25575
 04.02.2010
LoGun: Today, the world in my eyes has turned around... The metro’s mint march knows all the bombs of its station. On Pushkinskaya observed the painting: mint gently pin on the shoe another sleeping between the entrance doors, condemning: "Dimoon, do you hear me? Wake up... Dimoon..." I am in a...

[ + 287 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25574
 04.02.2010
With the weather, there is a salary.
Then let this quote add to your personal life!)
The PS. If you get to the best, then let it just be read, so as not to look.

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