- Close the door behind me, I'm a mushroom, - I say to Egor, going to the balcony to smoke.
Do you want me to tell you an anecdote? He thinks for a moment, son. - So, so: meeted somehow the Mushroom and the Ripper of the Lion...
) ) )

In a business correspondence. from English.
Sorry for not responding to your letters for three days. Our dogs rushed into the house of Swansa, and under the stairs his nerves couldn’t stand.

I had a case. He once drank from a Chinese acquaintance in a bar, and there he talked to one of his friends. Well, he says, you - here I will learn Russian and go to Russia. There are more women than men, not vice versa. Army without competition. For children, there are no fines, but payments. Quarter wages are cheap even in cities. Clean everywhere. Schools and institutions are free. Luckily, he says, people - take a job, or create a family, what you want to do.

xxx: What do you think: can a good designer re-qualify into a good programmer?
yyy: no, it will stick to the font settings in the IDE )))

Vita pair is just a pose of Kamassutra.)

Dialogues of students:

With this session, we all have husbands for weeks unfed, untrained.
2: - I cooked my soup pot for a week, and in the afternoon somewhere at work will intercept. This would be possible with sex: once a week!
1: - Neye, my husband is a venereologist, he cannot be intercepted at work ".

xxx: what do we say about code without bugs, bits and bicycles?
YYY: Not today

Residents of the Stavropol region beat the head of the village for bad roads

You try in vain.

I insist on everyone!!by :
"It was a birthday"... burn in hell!!! This is the day, the fool. He is fucking!! Your day, your birthday, your birthday.
From this we draw the following conclusion: "It was a birthday".
I have everything.

They are not born, they are raised from the dead. Therefore, they have difficulty understanding this moment.

I leave the bank and he enters. I am on the left, he is on the left, I am on the right, he is on the right. I am left again – and he is left, I am right – and he... And then he suddenly died. He swallowed, closed his eyes — and his hands were smoothly on me like a wizard, and said, “Kyyshi! You are! I wandered around him quietly, I thought, “Well, a fool!” and then I went and thought, “Listen, but that’s the method.” and c)

Tagged with 'The Head of ERO'

When computers were big, they were served by a lot of people. Over them stood the head of the electronic calculation department. Drinking alcohol to wash contacts was also written out. The golden man!

xxx: I look at the server someone through the guest wifi traffic is actively pulling

XXX is curious.

xxx: one of the links %link to a very well-known porn%

XXX: Opened list of guests

xxx: this link is opened on iPhone

xxx: we don't have so many iPhones and one has recently appeared

XXX: Not at work

Traffic has stopped.

xxx: we open the camera and see this guy coming out of the toilet

I got a laptop for 18 years. My father runs on me that I mainly play with him, and they bought me a note for studying.
I: Yes, I am currently writing on it.
Father: Are you sure?
I : Yes.
What is the word "FYVC"?
I: in the sense?
Father: Well, judging by the key, it is often found in your classroom...

to this:
In childhood were in fashion Mexican series, and every second girl in the courtyard was sure that she was adopted, and her real parents are rich.Then they began to show the 'Wild Angel', and the same girls wanted to become the same unusual.Then the era of 'Sex in the big city', they endlessly trembled with their girlfriends about men and held 'deep-minded' blogs.Then everyone became misanthropes and sociopaths, like Dr. House and Sheldon Cooper.

In short, take a series about normal people, it is impossible!"

It’s like "Game of Thrones" is transmitted, isn’t it?

You start trying to teach somebody comes the realization that you are - to stumble
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Issue: tsa
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to this:

xxx: Now in the pharmacy kiosk of the clinic, the man asked for a bat and a condom. The intrigue.

99% that his wife went to the ultrasound.

and vegans. If your food is the most arch-religious, and your food religion is the most arch-religious, then go preach on the coast of the Northern Glacier.

Talk to a friend about her new job:
I: And the office you have, given that you have one, more room that I rent.
10 Tyres in a Mess. This is due to the cleaner. I think it’s better to live in the office.
I am shit. I need an office.

Our company rents an office in the old factory. And here on our floor there is a cabinet on which the sign 'The Head of ERO' is beautiful. The cabinet has been closed for 6 years exactly, no one ever came out or entered. I tried to find in Google what this means - I found only porn stories about bosses.) None of the neighbors know what that means. Some say that his time just hasn’t come yet.)

>>>So there is no chance of breeding in this particular cucumbers that you are breeding right now. But to perceive changes in the environment, he has all the possibilities. Including – to feel how you clean, cut and chew it.

And if you crush the cucumbers with a hammer before eating, will he lose consciousness? Which place to hit?