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[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25553
 04.02.2010
Acid_Love (15:15:27 1/02/2010)
It felt like fortune smiled at my back.) =

[ + 61 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25552
 04.02.2010
The first comment below the photo where the girl eats a large mouth of sweet cotton:
"First I thought you ate a cat O_o"

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №25551
 04.02.2010
I have a sister. She is very fun. Yesterday I came from a neighbor drunk in a bathtub.
Morning phrases
Do not return memories!
2 I seem to be crazy.
Did I cut my hair yesterday? O_O

[ + 79 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25550
 04.02.2010
I understood everything about my boyfriend in the first week of meeting. My mother enrolled me for a seminar in the spirit of "How to get rich". The seminar was held in some office on the outskirts of the city, where the streets are not illuminated, and from civilization only a branch of a bank. She asked Lishka to go with me. It’s terrible, and we can learn something together. Sitting at the window. As a result, at the end of two hours, I have half of the notebook printed, the head is covered with all this tooth, and he has one single record: "Incasation - 17.36".

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №25549
 04.02.2010
Dmitry: You were asked to put on the laptop Win 7 and the programs that were listed in the note, isn’t it?
Nolan: Yes
What did you create, thumb?
NOLODIN: What is wrong? I even set everything up (proxy, billing, mail-serve and everything else)
Dmitry: Do you not feel the difference between the FreeBSD you put in and the Win7 you asked for?
NOLODIN: Did I put something on the notch?
And yes, the man.
Nelly is fucking! It appears that the data center has left the server with (soft to say) no dark software (((

[ + 92 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25548
 04.02.2010
The size of the monitor coincides with the diagonal of the monitor.
Well, naturally in centimeters and the monitor in inches)
Are you sitting on the phone?

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25547
 03.02.2010
Mikhail Flexer has added 2485 photos to the album "Push, shrink"

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №25546
 03.02.2010
I heard you were fined. I don’t understand why?
2: well you know, it turns out in our country it is not accepted that the bus would overtake the Mento car when it flies on the challenge with flashes

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №25545
 03.02.2010
My brother told me the story - ppt. He works in a bench, they have 4 floors, on each floor the dynamics play music in the background, everything goes from one comp.
Put on the post with this comp new guard, he switched off the music and started playing the county strike.

[ + 62 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25544
 03.02.2010
My wife burned:
Miyish, come and fix the computer.
I don’t really know how to fix it.)
I am not broken ;)

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25543
 03.02.2010
In the status of an asky official is: there is such a profession to steal the homeland. Even if you laugh to cry...

[ + 73 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25542
 03.02.2010
Here in Novosib, in the academic town, a jeep hit four students at full speed. Do you want to watch the video?
WOW: Let it go.
............
WOW: This is the pinzette, and how did it end?
XHH: In general, the jeep was pulled in the ears, pulled out for several hours.
“Well, you give, fucking that jeep, what about the students? Are there living?
HH: Why worry about them? These are harsh Siberian students: they climbed from the bushes, where they were scattered, scattered and went on without classes.
by O_O

[ + 58 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25541
 03.02.2010
A well-known fire-Ride once in a placard wagon... at night, I sleep on the lower sidewalk, all the money and documents under the shelf are shut down. Here through a dream I see: somebody around me stopped, sat down and joked something. Well, I did not open my eyes, as I put my heels (because there is nothing else good to touch). I get up, and in front of me a young woman like this with a fungalow is sitting, the ropes of her shit are unwrapped...

[ + 79 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25540
 03.02.2010
DFH:Bazili0 -
A letter from the City Bank. There they have something with coding, so the subject of the letter sounds great: "I am Oezhoped KNFEMHE - 2 AHKERU MY TSRANK!".
I sit and cry 😉

[ + 76 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25539
 03.02.2010
xxxh: we came to the office from the pelemene company a tasting of pelemeni made))) and the smell of a creature incomprehensible sits half the pelemeni and dropped all the question arose who it was and immediately on the aske from the sys admin came thanks was delicious then we saw it for the first time in 2 years)))

[ + 58 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25538
 03.02.2010
Discussion "Avatar" on the forum:
linx: Bought from Sunday morning at a large mirror rock fair. They submerged him in a basement, put him down with his wife a little and went to the Avatar at 14:00. When I came back, I was terrified that I couldn’t kill him! I immediately said to my wife that, say, kill yourself and I will clean him (this is our distribution of roles - I clean the fish). The wife is in shock, says that never for any carpet, etc.
The result - the karp of the day lives in the shell. What to do I do not know.

[ + 90 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25537
 03.02.2010
And on Saturday, January 30, and Sunday, January 31, all the leading Russian TV channels carefully pretended that nothing is happening in the Russian city of Kaliningrad - everything is strange and beautiful in the Kaliningrad region, according to the state channel. And only the pan-European channel “Euronews” (which looks all over Europe) all Sunday, January 31, in every news release in the main events of the day, told about the Kaliningrad protest. Meanwhile, 15,000 people took to the streets demanding the resignation of the local government.

[ + 95 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25536
 03.02.2010
The mayonnaise bank, which looked at me around 2 p.m. and smiled sweetly, and I did not dare to approach you, call back! You stood so lonely and burst into my soul... Boys, bring to the top, the question of life and death!

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №25535
 03.02.2010
I like the New Year.
I like the orange trees.
Oh, you really like all the stuff!
WOW: Yes, I like you

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №25534
 03.02.2010
We decided to go to the movie Our Rush: Eggs of Fate. I did not smoke, did not drink) The mind is clean and sober) The turn to the box before me and I am so quietly without the back soap: "There is room for our eggs at 22:30?". From behind I hear a compressed laugh, I understand that I said some nonsense and quickly try to correct the situation: "Eye, that is, on your eggs...". All behind is just a wild goat and rust. I think it’s a failure and it’s quietly like this: “Eye, no, I’m sure we’ll give you four tickets for our eggs.” The cashier kept nice, only the tears passing out her walled feelings.

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