Do you know what our children will be taught in schools?
Compulsory subjects: Physical Education and "Russia in the World".
It is logical, shit! Grow up healthy and strong, observe the safety techniques during the maintenance of gas and oil pipes and KNOW YOUR PLACE IN THIS WORLD!!! to

You can’t get up in the top. Pray to. It will touch everyone anyway.

We walked with the kids, we talked about who we wanted to be. The nephew remained silent for a long time, thought, and then pleased said:
When I grow up, I will have sex.

Thanks for the cakes!
The way to the girl's pants lies through the cake :)
Belka: O_o
Ohhhh my heart! The Heart (Blin)

I am the coolest in my class!
YYY : Why?
I have the most friends in contact!
YYY: And how much?
XXX is 1246!
YYY: Oh you are...
XXX: What is cool?
YYYY: No... Growthësh - you have to remove...

I bought a nail yesterday.
I came and said, “Give me a nail.” Seller: What are you? I want to be killed in the wall. Seller: How long are you at least? I: Well... not so long... so that the neighbor’s wall doesn’t break. Seller: How much do you have? I: I am the 4th seller: 4 kg? What do they mean by kilograms? I need four nails.
xxx: the seller sadly looked at me and gave me 4 nails for free)

van der BolT: Found on a Japanese website, there was a webcam looking at Mount Fuji. But the camera for some reason showed nothing, the square of Malevich was something. I think under my browser does not work, installed another, third, updated flash player ten times, reinstalled codecs, tried everything, and here I notice on the site time - 2:45. They have a night there, fucking!!!! to

Dialogue with a friend:
Memory should be developed, not muscles.
Q: when we go for a walk and they attack us
I say stand.
My memory is like iron.
I will read them all in memory.
They will be in the oak.
D is XD

All conflicts due to lack of communication.
And I think all the conflicts are because one country wants oil and the other wants Arabs.

Question on the diary: Somewhere the information was once blurred that Andrei Gubin is underground rubbing metal. Do these rumors have any basis?

In the comments: It is more likely that the de-metal is somewhere underground rubbing Andrew Rubin.

From the news: "Priton with prostitutes in a rental apartment closed after a “control purchase”"

Today was different.
Pash: What is it?
It was poured into a musli bowl. In the same box the chips stood.
To tell further? is right! She poured chips with milk and went to the compot.
Pash is a trick :)
My advice to you: don’t repeat – it’s not delicious.)
You won’t believe... I know :(
Tagged with: o_o

The Sunday. We eat breakfast in the kitchen with the whole family. Background TV is working. Some kind of program "Health". And here Elena Malysheva issues: "And now we will again talk about banal infections characteristic of this time of year". I was overwhelmed, and then captured by the amazed eyes of the whole family, I thought for a long time why my brain perceives information in the ear somehow differently.

Korean recipe on one of the websites:
Take fresh purified carrots, stretch the eyes narrowly, bite the carrots. Have a good appetite!

You just need me for sex!! = * (
Yyy: No, you’re also helping me with chemistry.

and I was joked in one chat today for mat, although I used only decent words)

And the case was this: the first punishment for the word duplicate (because of the slang joke)
Then I asked why?
Because the gladiator! Answered to me
I was offended and started throwing them the following messages:
I want to drink wine and sweat soup.
2 heartbeat
3C: Where did you come from?
Arabic: from far away
4 The river receives both the wicked and the righteous.
5 You have to give up on Friday.
6 - How much does a gum cost?
Two rubles
I made a mistake (
No matter, shake up.

Then I was pulled out)

You know how wonderful it is when she wants you and you don’t want her.)
yyy: this nihuya is not great...it’s impotence, brother

Stupid majors, prostitutes, hoops, blondes, dwarves, glamorous chicks, your mother, how much can you? What are you, normal women, so shameful? Because of you, men think we are all like that!

Lada Kalina: Hi
Lada Kalina: I am a whore.
Q: Do you often break up?

A parent told a story about her child.
She comes for him to the kindergarten (a 3-year-old child) and then there is such a dialogue with the teacher.
A mother, a teacher and a teacher.

B: I would like to talk to you.
M: What has happened?
Where does your child have a scarring on the neck?
(M): Well, he had a tumor at six months, had an operation.
I asked him, and he told me that it was his mother who was suffocating him with the rope.

The heart of a loving woman can withstand the pain of separation, distance and time, but it can break from one careless word.