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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №59678
 05.02.2012
My mom left me a note: take your dishes and wash the garbage. and :)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №59677
 05.02.2012
In the discussion of photos with burns with liquid nitrogen:

So with liquid nitrogen even wash your hands, if you follow the precautions.

WOW: Well, of course, even sulfuric acid can remove redness from the eyes and uranium belt to warm your back.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №59676
 05.02.2012
It’s a pity that Leto is not with us right now. He would sing about the elections as he should.
YYY: I would not even sing about these elections. I would go on stage, whisper at the microphone, and that’s all. The concert is over.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №59675
 05.02.2012
In a conversation with my husband:
I have gone.
Where did you go?
and smoking.
Smoking is harmful.
And I went. Walking is useful.
Oh and go.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №59674
 05.02.2012
Alcohol for a relatively short time creates the illusion of happiness, then problems begin... With marriage - the same problems, but with vodka you do not have to divorce and she has no mother!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №59673
 05.02.2012
Q: What type of beer do you drink?
YYY: I don’t know...I can’t tell you exactly right now...that I’ll leave early from the girls...I’ll try to come, but I’m not 100% guaranteed.
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ZZZ is no. It is dark, 2L.
xxx: thank you guys

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №59672
 05.02.2012
X: So why did you and Igor break up?
YYY: Yes, because I am not a pedophile to date a baby!
XXX is older than you.
YYY : Aha and older. I’ve come to terms with the fact that he plays most of the time. The collection of soldiers is OK, everyone has a hobby. But when he began to spit on a pony... A mom waked up in me with respect to him, but a woman fell asleep.
No more questions ?

[ + 27 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59671
 05.02.2012
Do not complain to the rich about poverty, and you will not hear condemnation for laziness.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №59670
 05.02.2012
My future wife has 2 animals, a cat and a cat.
Both rescued from death, picked up on the street, went out. The cat called
The cubicle. He had one leg so left curved, as it was torn out in the joint when he was picked up on the street with a 2-month-old cat with broken legs. Intelligent, gentle and beautiful. Well, and the spouse loves to joke about him sometimes, when he cries, then swings his finger into his mouth.
He is not offended.
Yesterday they went to bed, she is so sweet and she realizes that Kubik is trying to put her leg in her mouth!

[ + 27 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59669
 05.02.2012
Wife prepared dinner to try it herself - scary cat sadly sits waiting for her husband

[ + 20 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59668
 05.02.2012
XHH: Looking at my handwriting, I can decide that there were doctors in my family.

[ + 40 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59667
 05.02.2012
Now began to issue a lot of magazines such as "gather a ship, gather a human skeleton, gather dolls, etc."

I wonder how soon will the magazine "Collect Borsch" appear? In the first edition a fresh leaf of cabbage!!! to

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №59666
 05.02.2012
And what to do now?
The shit knows the shit!
I’m not going to argue, they really know each other.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №59665
 05.02.2012
and Elena:
And at the oil, the cat stole the cucumbers from the neighboring garden and stored what he did not have time to eat in some garden. And her mother then put them in the banks in the winter))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №59664
 05.02.2012
We have a problem with a girl: I have an i7-2600K with a gf580, on which the sims3 goes well, and her father brought a metro radio-controlled wheelchair, which he doesn't let go. And between our houses 30 kilometers :(

[ + 45 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59663
 05.02.2012
I searched for a test recipe on the internet. I found it, wrote the ingredients on a leaflet. Following the computer, the husband sat down and on the same sheet recorded his labyrinth on the game. This is an acetic recipe! Testo: 250 g flour, 100 ml of water, 2 tbsp. Teaspoons of Oil, DRAGON HEART, DEATH MEMORY, INACTIVE CORE, HEART OF THE EARTH

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №59662
 05.02.2012
E-cigarette is the first step to a rubber woman!
No to No. The e-cigarette comes next. He did everything with the doll, relaxed and smoked an electronic cigarette.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №59661
 05.02.2012
Recently, a Russian language teacher was very pleased with his statement:
Russian is not mathematics for you. You have to be able to think, to think! In some physics, just learn the formula and put it into the same type of problems, in Russian this will not work.
I immediately thought of a series called The Theory of the Great Syntax, which would include a philologist-theorist, an experimental philologist, a linguist, a translator and a neighboring engineer.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №59660
 05.02.2012
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH? = )
Mmm... better in the live...=))
Better live than in a rubber...
What you meant was a slide =)

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №59659
 05.02.2012
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YYY: Where is it?? to
Xxx: In the Stalker, the Fuck, in the Stalker.

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