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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №108943
 04.02.2015
K:By me, only stinking fish or turtles shine.)
N: There are no odorless fish? :D take a snake or an iguana
K: No, I also have a sad experience of communicating with snakes, the snake of one of the same groups was pumping on me when we were in the shelter.)
N: XD playa, round look, well how do you ?
K: She’s all swallowed, blinked right in my eyes, I’m even scared, and she turns out to be just thirsty.
N: ishahaha, stop
K: Yes, it wasn’t funny, I thought she would stick me in the nose or in the eye.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №108942
 04.02.2015
I approach the crossroads with a circular, movement along the lane is slow. Looking closer I look at Lexus "Dognal" Toyota.
After 5 minutes, it is again necessary to drive through the same ring - next to the first pair of struggling, just on the side stands the same Lexus who hit Kyus.
- Apparently Lexus has weak brakes, - noticed my passenger )

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №108941
 04.02.2015
Group "Secret"... Long heard:"My friend is careless exhalation".

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №108940
 04.02.2015
About buffets where you can’t share the portion

Where? → Where do you live? What are these "buffets"? Even in our middle town there are no such establishments))) People, does this really exist? Why go there at all?
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Surprisingly, but such a institution we encountered in Strasbourg))))
Paphos pizzeria, where every customer had to order a pizza the size of a table.
It was not possible to take one for two.
It was also not possible for adults to order a mini-pizza.
We looked, spotted and found a normal coffee.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №108939
 04.02.2015
Although recently hit a book where the heroine after death got into the body of some alien, and he fucking her all the way into all the cracks, then she in a certain way becomes a full-fledged citizen and he marries her and fucking her in all the cracks as a spouse.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №108938
 04.02.2015
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx It turns out muse from English translated as "muza"...
xxx: Not as "was"
YYY: Oh
YYY: Did you not know?
xxx: I guessed that "лось" is a strange name for the group)))

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №108937
 04.02.2015
AreyN25: Blonde with a scarf, huge eyes, attracting a smile, a sweet face, in the shower as a deer. She checked the ticket and told me to get into the car.
A little later.
Give me a circle.
Buy her tea. Without tea the cup is not placed.
Just one question.
What do I need?! to
Why is the model-looking girl dressed as a guide and asks me to buy tea?
Hold your bowl, thief!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №108936
 04.02.2015
Not for PMS.
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YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

You opened my eyes to PMS.
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The origins of the myth of turtles.
“Listen, my starry eye, every moon my skvo becomes evil like a dog, yesterday I bitten him.
And the broken phone.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №108935
 04.02.2015
Cox: What is the name of the thing that Muslim women wear?
Cox: The face is closed
Time2Wonder is a bomb.
time2wonder: aaaa
Time2Wonder: The Paramount

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №108934
 04.02.2015
Talking to the child about school, she says that her classmate has a terrible phone, bound with a rubber to prevent it from breaking up. She says her parents promised to buy her a new phone if she normally ends the year. I ask sceptically: "well how does it help"? What I get a brilliant answer: "yes, she has become more active in my writing" :)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №108933
 04.02.2015
The book is like a quest, that is, you don't read it from the beginning to the end, but you read it, you have completed the task and you continue to read it.

WOW: Method of laboratory work.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №108932
 04.02.2015
I saw the advertisement here: From the creators... la la la and bla bla...

"The Battalion (just like that, with the Yatem) The first. The female. It is immortal."

I borrowed this stylization under the old - well, take another (I give an idea!) – is

The "Hong Kong The first. The male. It is indefinite".

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №108931
 04.02.2015
This is:

They are far from stupid and boring fools who cannot communicate. They know exactly what they want on this site, and they are cynical mercantile fools. All of. every one.
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Are you accusing girls that they want wealth, want to date a nice guy? Have you dreamed of living in the community all your life? To have a thick and terrible wife/girlfriend in bigodes and a dirty coat, which is not that borst to blur - the egg can not burn? What do you wear with your love by type "Pearl, male option"? Both boys and girls want to live a normal life. It has always been. No one wanted to marry a homeless woman, no one wanted to marry a stupid, ugly and poor man.
I am the wife of a mountman, I live in a public office (in a rental room), I pasture like a horse, I come home late and evil like cattle, there are almost no weekends, not even time to cook. I recently realized that I want a child (my husband has wanted it for a long time), but we both don’t want him to grow up in this rental shelter. When it’s really bad, I’m sorry I didn’t do like those girls. But I was also raised on these foolish stories about love and here I fell in love. I can’t do without him now.
Don’t hate these girls. Little happiness from this love, when you realize that to give birth to a beloved son or daughter you can only in 10 years.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №108930
 04.02.2015
I am a man exemplary.
If necessary, I can show a model.

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №108929
 04.02.2015
XXX (a little bit of politics)
Crimea @Qrim_Qrim · 3 h 3 hours ago
Crimeans have been banned from accessing League of Legends.
xxx: It remains to shut down access to Dota2, KS and Tanks and crowds of angry schoolchildren will return Crimea to Ukraine))))

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №108928
 04.02.2015
xxx: Cover of the norms, but I wrote to the carpenter in the task: there should be tattoos on it!
Yyy: This is a Roman Legionary. What kind of tattoos? Profiles of Caesar and Claudius. The temple of Vesta?
zzz: How will Latin be "I will not forget my mother"?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №108927
 04.02.2015
One day a tester comes into the bar.
He runs to the bar.
Going to the bar.
Dancing and entering the bar.
Theft in a bar.
He breaks into a bar.
He jumped into the bar.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №108926
 04.02.2015
here here :

#22 03.02.15 02:21
How do gay marriages determine who will have a boy and who will have a girl?

The Tycoon Method

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №108925
 04.02.2015
These are the stubborn ones: they make laws instead of taking medicines.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №108924
 04.02.2015
The problem comes from where you least expect it, and the solution is where you least look for it.

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