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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №76979
 05.02.2013
Asterixos: I defended very well today!!! to
Nickolas: From the hoops? ?

[ + 4 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76978
 05.02.2013
When my dog comes out on the street, sorry to fuck, only one thing is remembered: "Wide Russia mother, from the edge to the edge, I'll probably get upset, choosing a place."

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №76977
 05.02.2013
Somehow it is uncomfortable to sit in a chamber with a sick stomach ulcer and eat bread.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №76976
 05.02.2013

XXX: I saw it yesterday. Bomjar pulled out a fairly decent coat from the washing, turned, turned and put back.
YYYYYYYYYYYY
zzz: not enough space in the inventory

[ + 31 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76975
 05.02.2013
Cat 3 years. We live with him all this time. Yesterday I brought Chunya for 5 months. I decided to introduce them carefully. I brought the baby to the cat, the cat smelled it and really started to blew!!! This chunja is less than a cat once in four or even six! Such a small piece, and our cat is healthy, but kind. I cleaned the cat, so I thought a little. I decided to repeat the experiment - again brought the chunyu to the cottage - the same result! The cat turned out again!! to
Question: What is the matter? Does the cat really get rid of the dog?

[ + 30 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76974
 05.02.2013
xxx: With the tag #culstory. In a familiar acquaintance, living on the mansion floor, at night the unknown rumbled and feasibly fell on the roof. And in the morning, after breaking out breakfast, a pudding rope rolled into the window on a rope.
Following this, the Tajiks called on the door with the words "Not Rujisa, Nasalnikye, Seshasa vs. Okinawa". The fact that the glass was customized and cost like the annual salary of all Tajiks on the roof is blurred with what was revealed later.
X: It turned out that they were equipped with brakes and sent to the roof to clean the ice, but it seemed long and, I quote, “ineffective.” So they decided, again I quote, the process was "realised", found a giraffe and began to mow the ice on it.
XHH: The idea they liked so much that they decided to drop the puddles too, but did not calculate the smallest. The curtain.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №76973
 05.02.2013
xxx: our admin has nothing to do at all:
xxx: put yourself in the status that it is difficult to find, easy to lose and impossible to forget
xxx: fastened, twisting on his finger the keys from the server, clinged to the young economist with the words: "Hey, beautiful, let the wicked sovssam! How long do you go?"
xxx: eaten the floor of a pack of our candy and disappeared in an unknown direction
XXX: 32 years of a man.
YYY: XD
Q: Is he possibly smoked?
XXX: Fall down and find out
xxx: what administrators, that programmers - never burn: they always have red eyes and behave as if they are under something, even in normal condition)))))
The xxx:

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №76972
 05.02.2013
You bought a cat. Feeding him. I went out. He treated him when he was sick. The nails cut. The stomach is important. Played with him. I walked with him as much as I could.
And then in three years, you accidentally learn a couple from a psychology teacher some crazy theory that your cat is actually the master in the house.
xxx: unwittingly start to compare facts and understand that the teacher is right, fucking =(

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76971
 05.02.2013
It’s a pity that I don’t have black friends. Even the title theme of "Jango" on the ringtone can not be put.
I can bet on my sister. As a child, she was my slave, but her parents released her.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №76970
 05.02.2013
Non-smoking girls are lovely!!! to
Smokers can shoot.

[ + 19 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76969
 05.02.2013
Swty: First I wrote down my appetite on PMS, then on meat, and then it turned out that I was just eating >.<

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №76968
 05.02.2013
Just then, in a state of "easy disfocus" in the sense of nourishment, walked on the VDNH or VC, it's someone like.I accidentally looked up and immediately shuddered, almost sat down and almost stumbled - a statue on the pavilion of CESAL EYES. A moment later, I saw that the worker behind the statue was cleaning it off the snow with a brush. I think a couple of months of my life took it from me. Imagination is ?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №76967
 05.02.2013
xxx> Well, you can reach the reviews of contemporaries of those years to read about such a phenomenon. What "treasures" were there. This is at least "Mother" the beginning of the bitter.
It would be funny to read the comments of then-protectors of power, something like: “Gorky works in English, it defiles our stability!” And a link to the video with the head of the shop of the Putilov factory, where he says that they are all, like one, for the king-baty...

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №76966
 05.02.2013
"The MTS Next Next post: Who is this man?! to

[ + 19 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76965
 05.02.2013
<Arris> ya luzer :)
<Arris> I downloaded 3 gigs of music. Specifically Vinterriket. I hear, part touches, part is technological noise. Well, I sit, listen to what I don't like - I remove.
<Arris> After a few hours I look - the reading of the folder does not decrease. Fuck something.
<Arris> In a few hours, a strange picture is revealed - I am killing the file. uTorrent detects that the composition of the downloaded files has changed, recounted the hash and merged the killed file again! by Facepalm

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №76964
 05.02.2013
Tucked on Sunday in the control of the television, got on the broadcast of the Golden Grammophone. They killed the filming room. A feeling that without silicone-pumped lips, women no longer go to a cultural event. Everyone in the room, the faces seem different, and the varens are the same.

[ + 19 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76963
 05.02.2013
YYYY :
Yesterday was in Halle.
type of exhibition of universities and there type translate)
So we talked with the guy about Beckett and O'Brien)
With the Irishman
The Uncle

The xxx:
Oh, and what did you tell him? What is Landan from the Capitol of Great Britain?)))

YYYY :
I am a Greek Irishman.
by Blind
Dublin is the Cape of Island!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №76962
 05.02.2013
XXX is
I have nothing to do
The end of the slave. The day
YYYY
Look at the Yandex how slowly but correctly the MCAD closes.
is fascinating)

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76961
 05.02.2013
Nickson (17:30:32 4/02/2013)
By the way
Nickson (17:30:39 4/02/2013)
Studying today
Nickson (17:30:51 4/02/2013)
The cat of Schrödinger.
Soidus (17:31:13 4/02/2013)
LOL
Nickson (17:31:17 4/02/2013)
The girls and the teacher asked what kind of breed it was.
Nickson (17:31:37 4/02/2013)
Teacher of Physics.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №76960
 05.02.2013
From the interrogated: "I don't know whether to go to the public service, or whether to continue working".

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