I went to my grandmother for a visit. We sit in the kitchen and tell her that we have a son at work. We talked about various children's items, slides, diapers. My grandmother told me how she washed the diapers and sometimes boiled them. and further dialogue.
B: I still occasionally boil kitchen towels, look what white.
I: And what about TID against boiling?
B: And I’m with him and boiling...

XXX: I want to drink. There is money, there is time, there is desire... stop me anyone!
Do not drink, Oleg Or you will get the sea of pleasure and have a great evening.

When the ice ends in the refrigerator, the real Ukrainian will always get fat!
Are you throwing it in the rom cola?

Something went wrong – it’s when instead of "How much do you sleep?" they ask "Do you sleep often?".

Mikhail: Today in the gym a very smart and strong man did a trap with a 200+ bar, and then removed all the blades on one side.
Mikhail: I was just going to the window to drink water when it broke. As a result, instead of a bottle, he grabbed a fire extinguisher from the window and for a while could not understand how to drink from it.

Forum on Music:
A: When the new album prodigy will be released. I am tired of listening to singles and concerts.
BBB says it will OST to half-life 3
Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss There can be no better answer in the world.

When the Central Bank of China announced the ban on Bitcoin – the rate of BTC fell, when the Central Bank of Russia announced the ban on Bitcoin – the rate of the ruble fell.

What is the meaning of programming? And to perform the Main Technical Task, which is known to be always the same, and is expressed in the phrase of only 4 words - "What if everything was a $%s!"

here here :

Do you have a faulty stove and it is too hot in the car?
We will help you solve this problem!!! to
Just let us know by placing the car on two parking spaces at once (like now).

Attention to!! The action
Cake as a gift!! to
____________________________
I saw this text:
We offer the service of filling the environment with air from your wheels. The service is provided for incorrect parking. Important information on the circulation of the newsletter".

I did not let go, curved the sheet and saw the addresses of nearby tires.

xxx: noticed an interesting feature
xxx: young people usually go to the internet, and the older ones - go out

XXX: I put the self-export and he asks where to deliver :(
Please indicate the store address.

In the company of Servo. We used the screw to get (WD with a spelled tail). The second one saw the same screw. Could it be a mirror, or a mirror? And you, this empty screw has been rotating there for two years, with no marking or any info on it. He worked 9117 hours and nobody even knew about him :)

I have a friend who has been dating a protective girl for almost 5 years. Blonde, legs from ears and so on. This friend has long dreamed of buying a new car, saved money, and this is what happened! They sat down, celebrated, and the next day he asked my prof. Picture, I want to take a photo. They left, so, and in the evening I watch - the girl put him in a photo, where she is on the backdrop of the car in the winter forest, the hair is loose, beauty in general) I read the comments - my hand, elegant, beautiful and so on over 50 pieces. And the last one, from my coran: "Suki. If only the word about the car said..."

To understand your logic, I’ll have to turn off most of my brain, and I don’t know how.

(c) e_maksimov lj

I realized that it was time to go to bed, when the water poured out of the water cup said to him, “Thank you.”

I realized that the roof was moving when I said to the whispering tea tree "Don’t boil, brother"

My wife volunteered for the Olympics.

XHH: Have you already prepared a counter-terrorist act?
WOW : What?
I don’t know, go out and shout “Christ has risen” and throw sweets around.
They will be bound right away!

I sent an electrician in the morning to repair the machine. As usual, the electrician was competent all day without doing anything. At the end of the change, the boss asks him:
What is there?
And he answers:
We need an electrician.

Shit, it is not burning!

"Well, we and our ancestors went to this, like it, Krasnoyarsk, no, Krasnoyarsk, well I don't remember how it was there, well you understood, short on the sea..."

Krasnoyarsk and Krasnodarsk.

News: Microsoft is headed by Hindu Satya Nadella.
Previously the wind was only hanging, now there will be more
Sing and dance!

Russia is when, three days before the opening of the Olympics, the lesbian duo Tatu with "We are not caught", a ninth-grade girl is fined for gay propaganda. The foreigner would go crazy trying to understand this logic - and we are not used to anything.