Today I saw a sad man next to the Porsche Cayenne, on the cape of which the balloon was written:"Happy Birthday, Beloved".

ad.ler: The group was not fined for obscene bullying? We like to do so.
Deammetry: Art lovers from OMON promptly conducted a scientific dispute and decided that the work of the grouping "Leningrad" has a high artistic meaning.

On the Pebble watches appeared a program to control the lamps Hue, and called it Huebble (not a joke).

Pregnant wife (J) observes how a tired husband (M) carries furniture for the tenth time to the elevator/out of the elevator, etc.
It’s good to be a girl!)
M: You will change your mind soon.

Now in the trains they are not afraid of drunk dumbels, but a crowd of schoolchildren, because they are singing, and the mother, and the whistle.

This morning, the boss sent us to the roof to drop the snow and shed the pebbles. During the process, one of the beetles accidentally fell on his new car. The car was 50 meters from the building.

The first train from Ukraine to circumvent Russia has reached China. The trip took 17 days due to delays in Kazakhstan
No, noacho, you load eggs, old, tired chickens come.

I was 12 years old then. I decided with two friends (Valik, Vova) to go down and buy snacks. From the shopping I remember only lemonade and "din-don" (colored sweet pills), because it was they that made that day (and even a month). We sat in the summer kitchen, right on the carpet. Valik opened a 2-litre lemonade, and the wolf for laughter threw in it 2 din-don... Do you know about cola with menthol? So, forget, cola with menthol is nothing compared to what happened next. The cocktail was fired immediately. The current leaned to the ceiling, even though the bottle was on the floor. After a second, Vovchik understood the seriousness of his crush and decided to do the most logical, in his opinion, action.



In an instant, he grabbed the bottle and pushed it into his mouth. To his surprise, the "nuclear cocktail" continued to beat with the same pressure, but with one obvious difference. There were two streams...of his nostrils...he even had his head thrown back, from such turbulence. From such an unexpected "prevention of sinusitis" he ripped out a bottle. In his face was everything: shock, fear, pain, tears, confusion. I don’t know, of course, but this is the face of a man who has discovered the secrets of the universe and reached enlightenment. At this point, Valick and I had long been hysterical, smashed with my own tears and tears.

About Google Maps
I live in the village. There are a lot of shells in the summer. The road ends five meters from my house. Then there is a slope (60 degrees).
Last year was an epidemic. Five cars (from those he heard waking up at night) were pulled with handles almost from the river (meters 150, if straight).
For a long time I could not understand what happened this year, until on Google Maps for I don’t remember what I wanted to see my site.
It turned out that some improver of the project removed a small section with the name of my street, and extended the other... across a river, a bridge (on two bicycles not to go away) and two slopes.
So I can say authoritatively - navigation on these maps - use))

I went to Obi.
I walk past the shelves "Roofing materials" with all kinds of fashionable Ondulin and other ruberoids.
In the passage are placed waters, in which the water drops from above after the melting.
It is obvious, ch.

xxxh: not much of what we have forms are tables in tables, so I need to plug a table into a table in a table and maybe make another table into a table in a table in a table...
xzibit щас finished from your comment

Pechkin: I can’t watch TV at all. There is no adblock. and :-/

>> It was later revealed that this woman, joining this company 10 years ago, created a document for herself and kept it all the time. Just one file! Here he is finished!
How she was looking for it remains a mystery.

We also had such a woman. How did she find the right thing? Translated the pages. The wheel. She was a very hardworking woman. However, in order to wait for her to get the necessary paper, she had to mobilize all her patience.

The Seeking:

Good day! Please help me find the children's book, the names, unfortunately, I do not remember, and the search engine does not provide anything like this. In general, it begins with the fact that his uncle comes to the boy’s house (seemingly, his uncle was called Max). He seems to have come back from the east. The uncle brought a huge box and a strange red cat. In general, the uncle turns out to be absolutely not the one he pretends to be, the boy begins to be chased by the uncle's coat and a cat, which has greatly increased in size. Through the box, the boy gets into another world where there is a river stix, and there is a war between the morning master and the black lord (or something like that). The Lord rides on a two-headed unicorn (the horns of each head are connected). I already start to think that I invented this book as a child) I hope not, because I want to know what happened next.

Roman Kanushkin "Emperor of Shadows"

Nanotechnology, bleat, Skolkovo, Nakh, import substitution... was a day ago in the hospital. Almost all the tools, szuco, Chinese. And what is not Chinese, then some Swedish for hundreds of worthless money. Knives, screws and even hamsters! Their mothers, the Chinese! Iron bullshit on the handle - and that imported! Russia is on its knees, yes.

In the guests of a friend saw the scattering of such small colored buttons.
What is Rubik?
Ugo
Why Why? Not to collect it, right?
I bought an epoxy.

I work as a waitress at a premium restaurant. Today, during a walk, I went to KFC to buy a bucket of wings home. Once again I noticed how young people (and ladies too) climb out of the skin to look better, cooler, higher, etc.



And the restaurant where I work comes men and women – business owners, real estate owners, influential people and just those who can afford it. Sometimes they look even easier than I do in everyday life.

Witch: I have digged the roof.
Knight: I was joking there.
Mag: And I burned up.
Master: Wonderful... burning shit around you. And you sit there for 7 hours...

With Geektimes:

PapaDen 30 January 2016 at 18:00
Do you care more about the users of your resource or rotor? Do what people like. The Internet has long changed, people need to take not only the content of the resource, but also pleasant design, thoughtfulness and prostate.

+15kolossus 30 January 2016 at 18:14
No, it is not worth taking forgiveness :)

A district hospital, a man comes from a hammer, says he does not breathe, all in large moles. Right is not breathing. Photo by Pneumotorax. I send you to the kitchen to prepare. By the way, I have a weak vision, but I wear glasses only for precise manipulations, because in the main work I deal with optics.



I go into the dressing room, I wear glasses, my hands, gloves, syringe, troacar ready, I approach him and... I begin to faint... No living shit has caused me such disgust.



His whole body was not covered with moles, but with ticks!



I, having overcome the foolishness, ask, and does he know what the nevus on his body. Uncle negligently replied that he drinks a lot, often sleeps in the lawn and has nothing against pets.



They are God’s creatures, they will pump, they will crumble!