Motel - visibility of meters 150-200, not more, plus strong wind, snow almost horizontally flying. No mood, no work force, went out on the balcony, fuck, without the wind from the other side of the house. Through the noise of the wind, I hear the bicycle ringing. I think somebody went out on the balcony, got to his big and cracked, "remembering the summer". No, it doesn’t bother – from the purge, two cross-greats come out, on which two pumped eagles are sitting, twisting with laughter. And laugh healthy, not smoked and not drunk laughter. The boys under friendship pass by the house and hide in the purge, whispering rare pedestrians by ringing calls. Blade, we have snow on the knee, plus a mole, plus a light frost - and they are on bicycles and against the wind. There is a shit, and the mood has risen.

She: I have a difficult character, I get tired of you quickly.
You don’t have to, Camusutra is big.

Did I get caught up or was it really?

In the morning of Sunday 31 January.
On the channel "Culture" (!)
by Mikhail Porechenkov (!)
read out loud "The Baby and Carlson" (!)
With the Symphony Orchestra!!! to

I saw it with my own eyes!

You don’t want sex in the morning, you just want sex in the evening.

I am looking for work. Opened a job Accountant, in the description is the male gender. It became interesting what discrimination is, I call on the specified number, after a long wait, the woman answers:
and Allo
Hi to you! I am on vacancy accountant.
(G) There is also written: Principally male sex!! to
(I) Can I find out why?
(Well, almost breaking out in hysteria screaming in the bell) Because they don’t give birth!!! (and after a short pause more disappointed) - And the decree does not go...

Probably not very lucky with the accountants!!! to

YYY: I thought here... really! You have a hole in the pope... I have... but why do I get into this hole – it’s okay, and you don’t!? to
XXX: O_o

In the news: "Russian mafia ranks first in the ranking of international criminal syndicates".
Comment to Article:
Obi-Wan: There are no Russians in this mafia. In Spain, the “Russian mafia” was somehow spotted: three Georgians, two Jews and a Ukrainian.

You won’t believe who I was in the movie yesterday! It was so nice (Lisa)
Anton, are you not answering?
It is Lisa. You won’t believe who I am now.

XXX: It was like that with me.
YYY: No-no let me tell you.
XXX: I walk in the street. It is already dark, at 12 p.m. I go adin on the street.
xxx: and suddenly out of the corner comes a two-meter bus and asks the mobile phone to call.
XXX: I think of it. I have to buy a new mobile phone and to avoid vandalism I give the phone.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
xxx: this frame takes the tube takes the number and grit in the tube
" and I stayed at Dimka at the time I will".
xxx: gives the tube and grit "Thank you brother waročil."
I have never experienced such a double shock.
Yyy: the intelligence of yyyy :)

With the Irish Day of St. Brigitte you, man.
And whom does he protect?
XXX: Is that fucking you? Ireland, let’s go out!

Ohhhh... I dreamed of such sex all night!
WOW: And you woke up as a virgin, a moderator of a large forum and the owner of the X-box =)
HHH: Ah... which, in principle, is very even not bad)))

What is your IQ?? to
I have Skype.

Cheeked
I broke up Senna.

Cheeked
Even the skier slapped.

Cheeked
Do you know what he said to me when he gathered the pieces that flew away from him (skies, sticks)?

Jaffa
? to

Cheeked
"Relationship "

Cheeked
I almost died.

Jaffa
and ahahah

Jaffa
Blessed

Jaffa
Patchwork

The crazy! Olololo walked with soup in one hand and bread in the other. On a piece of bread lay garlic. The garlic began to crawl. As a result: all the soup on the floor fucking along with the bread, but the garlic caught!:DDD

AAAA, shoot me, I’ll blow up laughing!! to
WOW: What happened? amused
XHH: Yes, we have one guy in the office, he is a linguist by profession, knows Thai well. Well, when we were issued salary cards, he wrote a pin directly on it, saying that no one, except him, knows Thai, you can not burn.
WOW: Yes and what?
He arrived from Thailand yesterday. and annoyed. The card is lost!! Fuck, kill me, I’m going to break. Go straight to Thailand! Must be so! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! Hide, here is the Thai who found it will be surprised: the European map, and on it the pin is written in their own way)))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Well, it is very Russian.

Note: in the house with the doctor house on the whole chest, not to go to the interview in the pharmacy network.

I spoke with my cell phone in the ass, checked the mail, read the update in the best Abyss and only the shit then touched me that I was on the exam and the phone got to ride it >_<

xxx: thank you, everything is well done, where I checked, it works everywhere. But! Somehow it didn’t go well that in the O company block, the class is called – tut-pizdyat. I changed it to info.

Mashaia
How to download a TV tuner?

IA
This is a device, not a program.)

Mashaia
I am aware

IA
About God...

We in the family, according to my wife, - "these are my breasts, this is my apartment, this is my car, these are my children and our member"