12 years ago, I went from the MKAD to Moscow (Lublin).Tormozit young Gibbon(years 22-25)check the docks.
For the form he asks:
Do you have cold weapons?
“Yes, I say, a gas car, a big knife, it’s a sapphire blade.
Why all this?
There was a big troll in me!! to
Gas car, knife cut, knife cut, knife cut.
Cut off the car, click the lock on the machine:
Remove the luggage!! to
I go with the trollface to break away, saying:
I have already buried it...
I open, not looking into the trunk.I notice that the face of Gibbon is green...I turn to the car...MAMA-PEREMA!!I bought the carcasses and bones for my dogs in the morning and there was a film in blood in the luggage!I just forgot to remove it after unloading the bags...I will remember the day at the CPS for a long time, until the experts found out WHO’S THAT BLOOD)))
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I’m already accustomed to his bizarre and pedantry in life. I’ve met for a long time, but there was no sex. Finally it came before that. He just burned the shit. Preludies, oral loves, I already burn it all... and here I remember that the condoms were left in my bag. He rushes up and wears shoes! And with the words "Do not go anywhere"(!!) He hides in his room. 10 minutes later!!! He also does not rush back, opens, looks at the light, blows in it, clothes, takes off his boots and finally returns to me. At the question "why so long?" he replied that he was looking for a review on the Internet,which is better, strawberry or banana. Is this fucking normal?
XXX: What are you doing?
NN: No special, I sit in the tank, I ride
Whoever does not ask, all in the tanks rub
NN: Fuck everyone, in the army I, in the army, in the tank regiment I serve, in the tank I ride.
I also have a cat constantly eating cactus, it’s worth putting it in the room.
Do not put cactus into the room.
Nikita
See you in the unstoppable fountain of madness :)
Svetlana
How well did you use the word "Ebanuta"?
XXX: Let me know that the light has arranged me!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: I go in, around candles, candlesticks, quiet music, she is in a penny. He says, type, go, sweet I relax, I do a massage.
xxx: I lie down, she sits on me, the nail point leads on the back and : "Rails-rails, spades-spades, the train was late..."))))
XXX is Revenge!
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Roscosmos has announced a set of volunteers to fly to the moon.
I recommend taking swimmers and divers as a priority.
[18:25:31] DeViLJiN: I went to castrate a cat
[18:25:32] DEVILJiN:
Cutlass: O_O
[18:25:43] Cutlass: You are the Fucks
[18:25:44] DeViLJiN: ahah
[18:25:44] Cutlass: The Floor of the Frog
Cutlass: The Double Hate
Cutlass: He trusted you!
[18:26:08] Cutlass: And you castrated him
[18:26:13] DeViLJiN: he fucked my jacket
Cutlass: You too did a lot of things when you were a child, but you were not castrated!
Near the entrance hangs an announcement: "Extreme SpongeBob has flown out to explore snow and frosty deserts. Please return the body if you find it" =(
In turn, the mother to the capricious child: "Now you will be photographed and posted on the Internet!"
She turned from blonde to brunette.
What is it seriously related to?
In me died a bright and good angel.
I am so sorry I have never met him :(
<xxx> the food has come ^_^
<xxx> or not (
<xxx> what is it like
<xxx> in the hallway
<xxx> probably came ^_^
<yyy> food
<yyy> I have to go for food :-)
<yyy> fucking... I think like a cat
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My PM in the morning in panic, shaking me: "Zaykaaa, wake up!
It is :)
Yokki
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The worst ones are the former good ones.
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I must warn – this story, let’s say, is not on the table.
The case was in the early 1980s. Many are familiar with the motorway from Krasnodar on the Black Sea coast, precisely on Juba. Directly behind the dam through the river Kuban, the territory of the Republic of Adygea (formerly an autonomous region).
A few kilometers and a crossroads - turn to the left to the Aul. Drop it up.
In the people they called it “Diminish”. And here at this crossroads was located the post of GAI. Simple brick building with large windows on three sides.
Almost immediately after the post began the natural vegetable market, which stretched along the edge a couple of kilometers.
The mentions worked very hard on this post. Apparently, they knew a lot of points from the traffic rules, because the claims to drivers were always invented a few pieces at once. with the stock. Drilled relentlessly not only defenseless transit drivers, but also their own, local. Such a good team has gathered.
One weekend we went to the sea with our family. I am going to the unfortunate crossroads. Like everyone, I slowed down the speed but, it turned out, absolutely in vain - such a smell began that I had to quickly lift the glasses. Bad for everyone. From some cars rise rubbing heads.
Summer, heat and so deliciously carries feces that the desire to sparkle is not indifferent. No one is in charge, and that is understandable.
There is no barter. He moved back a few kilometers ahead.
They returned home at night. As soon as I reached this place, I felt the smell again. They raised the glasses and the bullets passed by.
What happened was soon known to the locals.
One day, on duty, the first person arriving at the service, the police officer opened the door to the house, and he was met with the true tsunami of pure shit.
It was as if it was necessary to "get" some driver, that he was not lazy, not afraid to come in the night on an ascensor car! He broke a small glass in the window, inserted a working sleeve and poured three or four tons of fresh feces into the damned room.
The gigantic lawn that broke out of the house dried out all summer. A year later, the building was demolished by a bulldozer under the root. For ten years there was no office at all.
There is a large road connection now. The new structure. According to the new standards, the windows are located so high that it is impossible to repeat such an action without a helicopter.
P.S If I lied at least a word, I am ready to lie under the same fucking car.
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And you also take the leaflets at the subway not to find out what is there, but to help the distributor?
Love, it's..."I downloaded a new House series, but I won't watch it without you!"
R is
I go to school and the kids smoke around the corner. I, educated: do not smoke, the plant will not grow! they: experienced.
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Why is it better to live for yourself than to die for the Emperor!!!! to
What about you?
And Vivaldi?
The cosmonaut!!! to
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I went to YouTube to watch girls dance jumpstyle. An hour later, he woke up on the hymn of the USSR in the execution of the choir of the Red Army.