xxx is me? Sleeping at work? No, you’re wrong... In the absence of data input, I just disconnect the peripheral devices: high-definition three-dimensional imaging cameras (eyes), stereo microphones (hearing aids), speakers (speech aids). Devices such as the physical impact recognition sensor (touch), internal cooling and ventilation system (breathing), central processor (brain), RAM (short-term memory), hard disk (long-term memory) move into low energy consumption mode. The entire system moves to the state of "Waiting mode". In the background, defragmentation begins. And so it continues until the next incoming data package...

Can heavy metal be considered sinful? I have been listening to heavy music for a very long time and have not noticed any negative impact, but many condemn such music but not who so adequately and will not say what it is bad.

Listening to heavy metal is a grave sin. He who listens to this demonic music does not notice how he is stupid and forgets the most elementary things: for example, the rules of Russian spelling. And if under the sounds of heavy metal at midnight on Friday, the thirteenth, you read the opposite page 666 of the spelling dictionary, standing on the cemetery facing north, then Satan and Kthulhu will surely appear and cast the sinner into hell, where he will suffer severe torments for thousands of years, listening to the radio "Radonezh" and the choir of the Srethian monastery.
Truly I tell you, this was also written by Father Pigidius.

Domestic Sciences

A: Good morning You can't tell me where to get hairless mice. I found some, but they are immune deficient, and I would like to just bald.
How difficult is it to organize delivery from Jacksonville?

Why, if not a secret. When we had such a problem, we simply treated the mouse with Veet depilation cream.

The forum.
- Dear many-child moms, here's how to make my child's hysteria react normally? Not as hysteria freezes out as the advice and grievances of all kinds of grandmothers!
- Advice to mothers of nits who love to nite and repeat the same phrase: quietly, but confidently tell the child - you are intestinal mole! - And together with the whole street, rejoice in the screams: Kaaaaaa, not the bowel! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! It amuses the surroundings.
“Yes, the key phrase – say on the street. My whispered almost on the ultrasound that I wasn’t a Martian so that the glass stuffed, I started to worry like it didn’t crumble.

In the Netherlands, one entrepreneurial guy decided to grow marijuana right at home. The only thing the young man did not take into account was the carbon dioxide and heat that plants emit. Because of these very discharges, the snow over his home was melting, which attracted the attention of the police.

YYY>> Rather, it is the heat from the lamps with which it illuminated the heat-loving plant. I doubt that the plant only releases so much heat.

zzz >> No, it’s all right. Plants, as everyone knows, emit carbon dioxide, which is the cause of warming, including global warming. And the heat of the plants is also directly discharged. It is obvious. For example, where there are more plants - in the tropics of all kinds - there is much warmer than in the tundra.

yyy >> and not vice versa?

zzz >> Yes, it is quite obvious that the more sheets the warmer. Here in the tundra, for example, there are only trees, they have small leaves. In the middle latitudes it is already better, but only in summer, and in autumn the trees drop leaves and all, soon comes winter. And the heat does not come until the new leaves grow. If, on the contrary, it was, before the first snow would fall, and then the leaves fell, but no - always first the leaves fall, then the frost and snow come.
And in the tropics there are many evergreen trees, there is always warm.

From the discussion about the start of KamAZ’s development of an unmanned truck:
XHH: It will be scary when the unmanned Gazelle is released.
YYY: Yes, they are already like, only in the driver’s seat someone is sitting to collect for the journey.

I'm going to jump parachute for the first time tomorrow, what advice would you give the newbie?
Don’t take a parachute with a big red spot.
zzz: - I join, imho is better with brown, more chances...

When my son was born, he wasn’t even named. Two weeks was Petrovich.

Madam, you misunderstood me. I don’t offer you a hand and a heart, I offer a member and a brain.

Studying history is interesting because the overwhelming majority of stamps and established concepts are possible – and necessary! Only for this you do not need to speculate, sitting on the couch, but to study directly the invoice.
XXX: At the same time, the so-called “revisionism” usually looks like this: “Remember! The priests are deceiving you. Lightning is not the arrows of Zeus. This is the Torah!"

Announcement in the section "Furniture": "I sell a parish lady".

to this:

A set of characters of any American blockbuster where a group of people struggle for survival:
1- (obligatory, without him no how) "Negro"
2-"Chinese" (without him too, neither how)
3-"telka" (gender equality and all that)
4 stupid "healthy" (somebody has to get out of it)
5"Smart kid" (well, even if someone should be smart)
6-"class guy" who the same must survive
In the process of fighting for survival, they all die (or almost all)
Negroes always die first, but someone must be first.
2 - "Chinese", their billion, their worst is not a pity
3 - Healthy ", previously destroyed 99% of zombies / aliens / ants / cranes knows who else...
4 - the "smart little boy", with which he will be replaced by a calf and the "class guy" will have a choice, whom to save, the calf is better, she has what the "smart boy" does not have, such as a breast...
Remains alive "class guy" and "telka" pre-smoothed the creature that soaked the "baby".
She will be killed when she eats the baby and his glasses are stuck in her teeth.
All, the script is ready, I’ll go to Spielberg."

Ellen Ripley thinks this is a very interesting theory.

I watched the movie “12 Years a Slave.” He thought about the mortgage.

And what does Arnie say at the end of the Spanish version of Terminator?
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There are two Spanish versions of Terminator. In the Latin American Spanish version, the phrase remains, as it is, with an expression in Spanish. However, in the European Spanish version, it changes to “Sayonara, Baby” (“Sayonara” in Japanese means “Goodbye”). The reason for this change is that the phrase must be pronounced in another language, otherwise its meaning is lost.

With respect,
and Wikipedia.

Sanitary Clay Hermetic
It is non-toxic and can be used in the presence of children and animals.

Aha ha:
He called the children, the cat, and in their presence made cracks in the bathroom.
After the applause, the shout bravo!
:D

16456 is very simple. A four-year-old child is difficult to explain about tolerance - and it is not necessary. Explain that, first, it is ignorant in public places to talk loudly, this in the future will save you from the saying on the whole bus: "mother, and why did you yesterday suck your neighbor?". Secondly, explain that it is ignorant to discuss the characteristics of other people – whether it is the color of the skin, the absence of hair or legs, the height. The Profit.

Nothing seemed to predict trouble, but there was a black woman with a child. And we don’t seem to live in the depths, but we don’t see them often on the screen. And here my daughter looks at them and says the phrase that sparked a truly African fire in this turn:
They are black!
That’s what started here – not to pass on.
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And often the child plays in the cap, answering about outsiders comments in the spirit of "uncle bald", "uncle fat", "a girl's glasses" and so on? It is necessary to educate in general, instilling an idea of culture and decency, and tolerance here and nothing to do, actually.

Hi Max, am I surprised?
Well, for example, I’m going against the system: I throw the dirt in the garbage.
You are outside the law.

and Washington. And now get the word Washington in the google translator, "see how it is translated and listen carefully to how it is pronounced" (end of the quote, the spelling is preserved). No, I don’t live in Wall Street.
The name of the English zoologist Thomas Huxley is transliteration, and the name of his grandson-writer Aldous Huxley is transcription; both have the right to exist.
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The river in New York City is called Hudson, and the housewife of Holmes is Mrs. Hudson. Only the Russians know the difference.
Prince Charles, if he survives, will become King Charles.

30 January. On the 8th Street. But I walk in a warm snowboard jacket only because I ran through the pockets, and realized that moving all their contents into another jacket + backpack (in a light jacket so much dirt will not fit) for 2 days is elementary for me.
Maybe I won’t be mocking my wife about her bag anymore.