Loh, catch the link. The company "Admiral", is engaged in the sale of sewage pumps. What can we offer to increase sales?
Change the name to "Admiral Kalchak"?

I knew there would be some hiccups in this article. I am not wrong.
Tajikistan's ambassador's niece sentenced to 12.5 years in Belarus for smuggling heroin

At the same time, the lawyer of the accused Zafar Mahmudov stressed that Mubarakshova intends to appeal.

“She says she doesn’t know how a package of heroin could get into the suitcase, as it was in her bedroom all the time,” Mahmudov said.

A colleague from previous work:
(K): Hi, I am in the business, can you talk?
(I): Yes, today I can already talk to people, yesterday afobazole started taking and I can listen to you calmly...

Q: What is my reputation? All girls are promised chocolate, and I get beer.

rJIiOK: "To fix the problem, connect to the network at work and try again to check for updates or contact your network administrator". These lines have always caused me pain.
The Iron Ghost: =)
RJIiOK: because the network administrator is me (I have no one to go to)
IronGHOST: and you sit from work
Rihanna: Yes (

I drive and I understand. Mothers are definitely driving on the roads!!!) A Aunt is at a meeting, speaks on the phone and has time to scream to everyone who is tapping out the window: Yes, I know!!!)))

Why did you laugh so much yesterday?
YYY: He came to me in the afternoon and sat down. Here the parents came, I closed him in the bedroom, I say sit quietly, and I think myself as if to distract Daddy in the kitchen, so that this fool would jump through, and here from the bedroom there is a wild roar and a loud yellow. He found Vuvuzela at me and decided to check the fox. Dad rides all night, mom drinks valerian.

I work as an accountant.

I sit in the room, I don’t touch anyone, I think of my own. Suddenly a three-year-old girl runs to me and, literally radiating with joy, asks: "What was first, chicken or egg?" On the machine she responded with the question: "What was first - recursion or recursion?". The girl’s father, who had already rushed to get his treasure, ran like a horse. It was somewhat inconvenient...

I'm in the maid today.
Everyone greeted me with my chicks.
In addition to Maxim, he has a girlfriend.
2: he first looked, is his girlfriend not around and only then on the breasts? :D

- The proposal to exclude mathematics from compulsory subjects in the EGE is what - extremism or humanism?
This is DOBOEBISM.

The 11-year-old boy who disappeared on January 29 in Novi Urengoi was found by a long-haul driver 90 km from Perm, in the city of Kungur. Mark was not four days, during this time he overcame the distance of more than 2,2 thousand. by km. Visited railway stations, shopping centers, shops, basements and lofts, roadside campsites. The first traces were discovered in Shortchild. A local resident said he drove a teenager to a bus stop. The boy was light, without luggage, and at the same time more silent. In addition, in Korotchayev police told that Mark went to the cafe, bought a bakery, and then went along the railway in the direction of the south.

The first comment: Send it to the Fed Cognac so that two fools don’t get bored.

Tell me, am I fat?
“I can’t answer you for a banal reason – I don’t operate with unobjective estimates. If you give me a strict definition of “thick” and define a clear, mathematically justified line between “thick” and “not thick,” then I could say “yes” or “no,” but it’s unlikely to be useful information.
and yes. You have almost wasted.

I am an amethyst, but paganism is a more acceptable form of religion.

Being an amethyst is not a baryton.

He said, “Look here. There were 15 taxi accidents in the year. 10 for the driver. 5 for women.
She: And what? It has long been known that women are more attentive and responsible drivers.
He is UGU. There are only 100 male drivers and 20 female drivers.

I will go to DoTan Ruban.
WOW: What about me?
You are a body speaker.
I am a loser!!! to

I work in the Internet service provider. Today was a significant day. After a couple of months ago, I spent 15 minutes with the subscriber looking for the start button, while he had time to cut off the system and then cut off the monitor, and finally get to start in the lower left corner of the monitor screen, I thought nothing would surprise me anymore. I have never been so wrong. Today I was playing a broken phone with two grandmothers.

I decided to play the Akinator. I guessed one, the second, the third... I guessed everyone. Well, I think okay, I guessed the word "writing". After 15 questions, Akinator gave me: Liao Hu, Olympic champion in winter sports, China. You won’t say you didn’t guess.

If you unexpectedly called an old friend, who turns out to be passing through your city and will soon come to visit you, you were rushing for a bubble and snack, and your wife urgently washes and changes underwear - you have completely different plans in the family for the evening.

Fuck the weather. Yakutia, at the end of January...-58. Graduator has ended for a long time, you can not look at it (looked at the timer on the electronic, which was safely after the 58th sweat). Almost everyone who has dared to drive a car has a double front glass. Standing for five minutes - all, continue on the square wheels until they round again. It freezes everything and everything (children kicking the ball in the yard, not counting, they will play with frozen slugs to their knees until they freeze). And only the Moscovites heroically tolerate 20 degrees of frost! Through all the channels this is rotating. I was in Moscow in your frosts, yes, I don’t argue, it’s cold, but not half a day or so. Lee, the honest word.

Here is this: 24 years old, a constant girl, I can go to the former - always spend the night out, I can go to a school girlfriend, a couple of acquainted girls don't mind if I bring to a cafe and go to a secluded place in the car, what am I doing wrong?
You fuck, you fuck too much!