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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №108883
 03.02.2015
The case occurred in front of the ND in Donbas (it is important)
A friend's son did not go to school for several days, there at this time the roles were distributed to the wardrobe. On the first day after leaving the hospital home I passed in tears - my mom gave me the role of UKROP!!! Yes, the boys in the class told him. Tomorrow, my mom will ask how it went.
The teacher listened to the complaint and went under the table. From there, in tears, he explains: the dislocation of the brain needs to be treated, and as for the son, he and the ants will need a suit, but PETRUŠKI.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №108882
 03.02.2015
The developers were obviously engaged in the invention of the bicycle, indeed some strange - Stampankovsky, made of red wood and copper, where instead of wheels a system of stepping levers.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №108881
 03.02.2015
What do you have to do with the diet? Children at 3-4 years are never tolerant or polite, in principle, they only learn! Not so long ago, they learned to connect sounds into clear speech, learned to think and reason, and they are interested in ALL! And why uncle’s a different color? For me, at one time, the same replica of the older daughter was the reason for talking about the fact that people are different, but they are all HUMANS. Thanks to that black boy in the tram, who laughed amusedly at my little boy’s assumption that his uncle hadn’t washed for a long time, he turned black. I, of course, apologized for the child, and then we talked to her for a long time, but thank you, a student of the political school, for not offending the child and translating everything into a joke.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №108880
 03.02.2015
Casper Casperovich > proto would like to know what you need from the way
Casper Casperovich > tax or what amount
Casper Casperovich > just the sea of options proposals
Casper Casperovich > here is where that is everywhere in different ways and I would that everything I need under my type of activity
Nikolay Smagin > Sasha Gray was not so beaten as you are Russian, brother))

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №108879
 03.02.2015
It has been in the refrigerator for a long time, so it has to be eaten.
Don’t throw this tomato away, it’s almost not spoiled, I’ll cut it off and eat it.
This cheese is only slightly covered with mold, it can be cut.
Does the sausage smell bad? You can wash it and then burn it.
The exception in the cult of consumption of corrupted products are, except, eggs.
No GMOs in the production of vodka. Or the beer! Or the chips! Only then will these products be really useful! If the vodka was baked, it was modified wheat.
One remembers the case when a village was all digested with burned vodka - first one died, then food, then more food, and vodka what, what to throw away?
Exhaust gases - and what harm they do, they are almost not visible. Delayed products are almost normal. To go to work sick, or be fined - everyone does. Unprotected sex with a casual partner - feelings with a condom are not the same. And don’t dare touch my traditional beer bottle (1.5 liters) after work! A person needs to relax, and this is not a beer pulse, but a representative figure, and in general, just a large bone. very wide. This is such an insignificant bone.
It’s all about GMOs. If you look at what percentage of harm a person is causing to his health, knowing what he is doing, and the consequences of eating GMOs, everything will become clear. These modified genes shaken his brain!
Down with GMO!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №108878
 03.02.2015
I sit with my colleagues and smoke cigarettes. Talk on the topic of "who as a child played in the courtyard": who catches me brick, Cossacks, robbers, on the table-under the table, etc.
We played in the evil Alibaba.
All: and how is it?
We had one Azerbaijani.

and ZANAVES.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №108877
 03.02.2015
Sometimes a person with disabilities makes us a salary.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №108876
 03.02.2015
The grandmother of God leads a royal pudel to the veterinarian. The pudel is large, but very thin. He looks at everything moving with an unhealthy gastronomic interest. Apparently hungry.
Grandma tells, say, the dog hasn’t eaten anything for a week...Tipa, to the dish will approach, smell, breathe and go away...
The veterinarian begins to inspect the dog, touch and listen in every way. The dog is healthy, but he has only spoken. What a wild? I looked closer... and here.
Did you cut the dog?
She shaved, she shaved.
for a long time?
Take care of the day before it stops.
Grandma, take off the rubber!
For those who do not know - when cutting dogs, they put a thick rubber on their cheeks so that they do not bite.
How could the dog have wanted to eat all this time!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №108875
 03.02.2015
God, I am 25 years old, and I still, when I think of what day of the week is today, present a diary.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №108874
 03.02.2015
He doesn’t know about what you know about what he also knows...and as if you just know that he is, you don’t know how much of him, but he’s already on the target.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? by Klitschko? and you?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №108873
 03.02.2015
If women’s legs are assessed by weight, then the final cost for beautiful-strong and for fearful-cellulite will be about the same. Since the beautiful and slim weight is less, but the cost per kg should be more expensive, and the cellulite - the cost per kg should be less, but the weight will be greater. The final cost will be roughly the same. The conclusion I made was this: if there is something to do at work, then such a beliberda will not come to mind.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №108872
 03.02.2015
Job: Customer base phallomorphing manager

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №108871
 03.02.2015
Lilly, yeah yeah
Iris is: (o_)
Lilly, yes : (_ 0_)
Lilly, yeah yeah yeah
It is the following: (○_)
It is the following: (☺_)
Ilya, yes: this is how children are born.
Sometimes I don’t really understand what the hell you’re my friend.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №108870
 03.02.2015
...squiry: Expressive eyes, thin long fingers, neck... Yeah you are LEMUR!...

Figure to two! She is Gollum! :)

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №108869
 03.02.2015
to this:
Here we have some process going through a closed cycle. Where can we intervene so that nothing happens? The correct answer is "no in any". Any interference breaks the whole system.

When it finally comes to you, the body TRANSFORMs the DNA that enters the body, rather than incorporating it into its DNA. He has a pofig, just a kkkurkza, or GMO - the outcome of it alone.

But reading such footage, you start to think that you ate GMO - from the body replaced the head - to the cabbage cabbage...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №108868
 03.02.2015
Natalia: One winter, in a terrible ice, I was about to cross the road. When I saw the car approaching, I stopped. The grandmother walked next to me, slowed for a second, and shouted, “Uncle! Do not drown!" ran across the road. She was lucky that time, did not slip, managed to run over. Is he still running or not?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №108867
 03.02.2015
Natalia Pietz represents the parade of Russian troops in Berlin. The Germans are fainting.
by Ruslan R. Berlin was taken, but London was not. We need to correct this mistake, and the parade will be held there.
Galka Kalabina – Is this a hint that the Russian Victory Parade should be repeated for all of Europe 70 years later?

I am only curious that these imbeciles even imagine what war is. Winning is just one possible option.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №108866
 02.02.2015
A set of characters of any American blockbuster, where a group of people are fighting for survival:
1- (obligatory, without him no how) "Negro"
2-"Chinese" (without him too, neither how)
3-"telka" (gender equality and all that)
4 stupid "healthy" (somebody has to get out of it)
5"Smart kid" (well, even if someone should be smart)
6-"class guy" who the same must survive
In the process of fighting for survival, they all die (or almost all)
Negroes always die first, but someone must be first.
2 - "Chinese", their billion, their worst is not a pity
3 - Healthy ", previously destroyed 99% of zombies / aliens / ants / cranes knows who else...
4 - the "smart little boy", with which he will be replaced by a calf and the "class guy" will have a choice, whom to save, the calf is better, she has what the "smart boy" does not have, such as a breast...
Remains alive "class guy" and "telka" pre-smoothed the creature that soaked the "baby".
She will be killed when she eats the baby and his glasses are stuck in her teeth.
All, the script is ready, I’ll go to Spielberg.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №108865
 02.02.2015
Everyone is filmed and filmed about time travel, as if no one had taught physics.
The Earth revolves around its axis, and around the sun, and with the sun around the center of the galaxy, and the galaxy also flies somewhere.
So, shift for 1 second and you are already at least on the orbit of the planet, a little more shift and already far, in the open space.
WOW and CHO? Interesting is.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №108864
 02.02.2015
by the author 16454:
Is it generally normal - to prohibit sharing meals or to prohibit taking undernourished with you? An ice cream license agreement?
My indignation would have had no limits if I had not died of a whimper.
If I buy food, I will do whatever I want with it.

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