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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №60658
 27.02.2012
Irina
I only read what you wrote in the column "about yourself"

Roma is
There’s not just one about me ?
The most important)
Just 1 in 10 people according to statistics.
What do you think I am? ;)

Irina
The unmarried?

Roma is
No other option)
When does a guy say he’s not like everything he’s meant?

Irina
He is gay!

Roma is
Hm...

Roma is
I will have to present myself in a different way.)

Roma is
I am left)


[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №60657
 27.02.2012
02:02 Children's Department
Once again, I walked past the children’s room.
The end of summer, but the day was warm, wind, which opened the windows everywhere.
As I passed by the last window of the building, I heard a loud, clear command voice.
"Take it all right and right and take it all on your knees and your knees!!!and "

Nanda... I laughed for a long time, of course, this is a pity of kids)))
Think with your head!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №60656
 27.02.2012
We are talking about 40 degrees:

xxx: But throw a slide at the ski resort some difference from -20 to +20 and a guy goes on a snowboard and drowned.
YYYYYYYYYYYY :D

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №60655
 27.02.2012
I go on the road. On the shield the agitator of the LDPR: "Hurry to do good". There was an insurmountable desire to write: "...until the elections passed".

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №60654
 27.02.2012
Karamelko: The smoke in general dive
Karamelko: Brings to us the client printed photos, asks to remove the red eyes
Karamelko: Admonitions that the need for a digital original is a scandal
Karamelko: And here Dimka says he can do anything
Karamelko: Eventually he removed his red eyes
The knives are crazy! All the way!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №60653
 27.02.2012
Picture of a large-scale devacha:

apple

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №60652
 27.02.2012
News on Yandex: Opposition on the shares in the Volga burned and arranged a flashmob
They actually celebrated the massacre.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №60651
 27.02.2012
I go home with the girl. We both want to go to the toilet bigger. So there is a dispute "who will go first?".
I: I suggest solving with the help of "stone-sweater-paper".
She is: well. of paper.
And he leaves dancing in the direction of the toilet with a recently purchased roll overweight.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №60650
 27.02.2012
HHH
How to Cook Clear?
HHH
Eggs, flour, water...salt and sugar...what else?
YYYY
I found someone to ask!
XXX is
Ladies, I asked three girls how to cook clay, but none of them could answer.
XXX is
Or is it a conspiracy against men?
XXX is
Do you not give strategic data, such as how to cook food or where the second socks?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №60649
 27.02.2012
I read the horror story that starts approximately like this: "Two years ago, a story happened to me..."
First comment : "So you survived though?"

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №60648
 27.02.2012
Genius of Physics:

Exam in Physics
I was late, I ran wet to the basement, I picked up a ticket, I went to prepare... in 20 minutes I sat in front of him, I got a leaflet.He raises his eyes, he takes a leaflet, despite it, he mouths and throws.
What are atoms made of?
of the molecules.
Silently, he takes the check, puts four and points to the door.
Now it is terrible for our scientists physicists... and suddenly a nuclear collapse, and we all take the exams.

Or Rally? I am afraid that a physics student at the exam believes that atoms are made up of molecules. Just like the bricks from the houses.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №60647
 27.02.2012

XXX: Are you back in Zuzu again?:D
YYY: NEA
yyy: only two pva)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY)))
Tagged: beer
I think it burned ?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №60646
 27.02.2012
zz: Avast has added itself to quarantine. Here is the idiot.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №60645
 27.02.2012
Soon to! On all corners of the country! The Spring!!! to

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №60644
 27.02.2012
My daughter almost went for a walk. I hug my husband sitting behind the comp and playfully speak to his ear.
We will have a se-ex.
Without getting rid of the toy.
Speak for yourself.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №60643
 26.02.2012
News: Arshavin T-shirts have arrived in shops
Good but not socks.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №60642
 26.02.2012
Sending a message to my mother forgiven Sunday: "Forgive me for everything, mom". She thought I was going to commit suicide...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №60641
 26.02.2012
Preparing for Philosophy:

The shorter men gathered together, drank alcohol, relaxed, talked drunk about every shit (justice, peace and other things like all drunkards), but Plato drank the least of all and then recorded everything.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №60640
 26.02.2012
YouTube comment on the 50-hour video:

Mum: Go to Sleep

Me:Muuum just one more video

Mom: Okay-

Me: Hahaha sucker...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №60639
 26.02.2012
My aunt burned: her husband gave her yellow roses on February 14, so she searched all Novosib to buy yellow socks and give him.

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