Irina
I only read what you wrote in the column "about yourself"
Roma is
There’s not just one about me ?
The most important)
Just 1 in 10 people according to statistics.
What do you think I am? ;)
Irina
The unmarried?
Roma is
No other option)
When does a guy say he’s not like everything he’s meant?
Irina
He is gay!
Roma is
Hm...
Roma is
I will have to present myself in a different way.)
Roma is
I am left)
02:02 Children's Department
Once again, I walked past the children’s room.
The end of summer, but the day was warm, wind, which opened the windows everywhere.
As I passed by the last window of the building, I heard a loud, clear command voice.
"Take it all right and right and take it all on your knees and your knees!!!and "
Nanda... I laughed for a long time, of course, this is a pity of kids)))
Think with your head!
We are talking about 40 degrees:
xxx: But throw a slide at the ski resort some difference from -20 to +20 and a guy goes on a snowboard and drowned.
YYYYYYYYYYYY :D
I go on the road. On the shield the agitator of the LDPR: "Hurry to do good". There was an insurmountable desire to write: "...until the elections passed".
Karamelko: The smoke in general dive
Karamelko: Brings to us the client printed photos, asks to remove the red eyes
Karamelko: Admonitions that the need for a digital original is a scandal
Karamelko: And here Dimka says he can do anything
Karamelko: Eventually he removed his red eyes
The knives are crazy! All the way!
Picture of a large-scale devacha:
apple
News on Yandex: Opposition on the shares in the Volga burned and arranged a flashmob
They actually celebrated the massacre.
I go home with the girl. We both want to go to the toilet bigger. So there is a dispute "who will go first?".
I: I suggest solving with the help of "stone-sweater-paper".
She is: well. of paper.
And he leaves dancing in the direction of the toilet with a recently purchased roll overweight.
HHH
How to Cook Clear?
HHH
Eggs, flour, water...salt and sugar...what else?
YYYY
I found someone to ask!
XXX is
Ladies, I asked three girls how to cook clay, but none of them could answer.
XXX is
Or is it a conspiracy against men?
XXX is
Do you not give strategic data, such as how to cook food or where the second socks?
I read the horror story that starts approximately like this: "Two years ago, a story happened to me..."
First comment : "So you survived though?"
Genius of Physics:
Exam in Physics
I was late, I ran wet to the basement, I picked up a ticket, I went to prepare... in 20 minutes I sat in front of him, I got a leaflet.He raises his eyes, he takes a leaflet, despite it, he mouths and throws.
What are atoms made of?
of the molecules.
Silently, he takes the check, puts four and points to the door.
Now it is terrible for our scientists physicists... and suddenly a nuclear collapse, and we all take the exams.
Or Rally? I am afraid that a physics student at the exam believes that atoms are made up of molecules. Just like the bricks from the houses.
XXX: Are you back in Zuzu again?:D
YYY: NEA
yyy: only two pva)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY)))
Tagged: beer
I think it burned ?
zz: Avast has added itself to quarantine. Here is the idiot.
Soon to! On all corners of the country! The Spring!!! to
My daughter almost went for a walk. I hug my husband sitting behind the comp and playfully speak to his ear.
We will have a se-ex.
Without getting rid of the toy.
Speak for yourself.
News: Arshavin T-shirts have arrived in shops
Good but not socks.
Sending a message to my mother forgiven Sunday: "Forgive me for everything, mom". She thought I was going to commit suicide...
Preparing for Philosophy:
The shorter men gathered together, drank alcohol, relaxed, talked drunk about every shit (justice, peace and other things like all drunkards), but Plato drank the least of all and then recorded everything.
YouTube comment on the 50-hour video:
Mum: Go to Sleep
Me:Muuum just one more video
Mom: Okay-
Me: Hahaha sucker...
My aunt burned: her husband gave her yellow roses on February 14, so she searched all Novosib to buy yellow socks and give him.