In life, you don’t just have to try everything. But something to try not to try.

A friend said:
At the end of the 1990s, he studied in a very cool school. 10 the class. Children of politicians, businessmen, etc. There are no simple children in principle. Everyone tries to show that he is the coolest of all and everyone else compared to him is an empty place. Clothes, pencil, hair etc. A set of bricks for everyone. Except for Denis. He was the only of the 12 people in the class held by his parents in a "black body" - simple clothes, a simple portfolio and no pants.
No one has hair in the morning. And most importantly - Denis is the only one who goes to school alone - he is not brought with the driver. Denis has no sound surname and his parents do not attend parental meetings.
Dennis did not learn easily. Let’s say it gently. But Denis was a quiet and confined guy, and he was not allowed in school. Therefore, no one beat him, but just stumbled and did not communicate.
In those years, it was ordered to check the passes of all students. This was done by ordinary police officers.
In their school, it was a woman - a sergeant, who worked in the militia clearly not on her own initiative, but for the reason called "life bark." It was the 99th year, the height of the crisis, and for many it was a way to stay floating.

From the communication with the above-mentioned contingent of schoolchildren, not only hostility was drawn on her face, but simply a natural sense of social injustice.
After checking the documents of the whole class, she stopped looking at Denise. The tense face relaxed a little, and she took his passport. Quickly scrolled to the desired page, she looked carefully at the note. For some reason her sight hanged, although the operation usually took no more than 2-3 seconds. Then I looked closely at the first page of the passport, then Denis. Then she opened the ticket again, and looking at Denis, asked:
“Do you live at the address of Novonikolsky street, 15?” “Yes,” Dennis answered surprised and even frightened. "Why didn't the number of the apartment on the passport table?" The police officer asked horribly. From the neighboring ranks who watched the process, jokes about living in the entrance, bombs, etc. immediately sounded.
“There are no apartments there,” Denis replied.
“Why are there no apartments?”
“There are no apartments. This is our home,” Denis calmly replied.
Meaning of your home? This is the address inside the Garden Ring! “Why are you shaking my head?”
“My father bought this mansion from a state auction. The whole family is registered there. This is now our home.”
A police officer silently gave Denis her passport and quickly left the classroom. Her face was wild and her face was filled with social hatred.
Since then, Denis was no longer laughed at - the Mercedes and Versace next to a private mansion two steps from the Kremlin looked somewhat dull and gray.

In ancient times, God blinded ten Adam. One of them smelled the land, the other grazed sheep, and the third caught fish...After a while, they came to their Father and asked,
There is everything, but something is missing. bored to us.
The Lord gave them the paste and said:
“Let each blind in his own likeness the woman who likes: full, thin, tall, small... And I will breathe life into them.
Then the Lord brought out sugar on the plate and said:
Here are 10 pieces. Let each one take one and give to the wife, so that life with her is sweet. They all did so.
Then God said:
“There is a plate among you, for there were eleven pieces of sugar on the plate. Who got two pieces?
Everyone was silent. The Lord took their wives from them, mixed them up, and then distributed to whom they were caught.
Since then, nine out of ten men think that someone else’s wife is sweeter because she has eaten too much sugar. And only one of the Adam knows that all women are equal, because the extra piece of sugar he ate himself.

This friend:
and...
Duke Freeman: I’m cuddling myself. Everywhere they only say that about sex, in movies, the babies are ready for any disgrace, and in reality... I will say directly - I believe more that there are dragons and dwarves than what the babies will ever give me.
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As long as you call all the girls and women grandmothers, treat them as grandmothers, you will only have to believe in dragons.

-DiMkA- for [Roronoa_Zoro]: Do you tell me, dear man in the air, or did you have such a clever thought in 20 years of life?! to
Roronoa_Zoro for [-DiMkA-]: I am 22, and I am an independent person and ready to take responsibility
Lom for [Roronoa_Zoro]: that is, by flight...

A man should trust his life experience, not isolated theories.
Oh, I remember in the labs of physics it was necessary to calculate the acceleration of free fall by the results of experiments (all kinds of spirals), so the values of the group varied from 6 to 22m / sec.

Nothing other than...

Nothing else will replace...

Whatever it is...

Whatever happens...

Neither this nor this...

Not even a tooth.

No one for anything.

Thanks for nothing.

Please learn it outright! Well, for the sake of cocoff...

Yesterday I saw what old sclerosis is.
I’m in a car from Moscow. Two grandmothers talk, "Where are you from?" and so on.
Are you going to Moscow?
B2 - How do we go from Moscow?
B1 - Am I not in that electricity station?
B2 – You sat down with me, in Moscow, at the train station.
B1 - Well, yes, I was already in Moscow, I'm going home.

Come to us for dinner.
I don’t want to go to dinner, I want to live.

Nyahaha> Russian national team will appear at the opening ceremony of the 2014 Games under the song "Tatu"
Yeshua> pstc
Sofronat> under the song "people with disabilities"?

XXX: Urgently send Mikhalkov, Medinsky and Bondarchuk to schools!
YYY: To be shot?
XXX: The Option

I saw pigeons walking around frozen food. They will be guarded by the spring.

The local taxi service demonstrates customer-orientedness - during the waiting period every 10 minutes sends SMS about the following content: the car is one and a half kilometers from you, the car will come in 2-3 minutes... Immediately childhood remembered...

In the morning of Monday, employees complain to each other of weakness, lethargy, drowsiness, etc.
"The force has not survived at all..." There is a sluggish dialogue:
What do you want? The body is preparing for the Olympics.
...??? to
Sharing strength with athletes.
The money has already been shared.

He discovered a new disease - urinocephalitis. This is when the urine hits the head. In this case, it is traumatic. In addition to the pot...
c) grozab lj

Dialogue between two people in the chat:

p1 to 14:21:49
Zhao
p1 by 14:21:54
Will you open the door?
2nd 14:21:56
Yes, the cat
p1 to 14:22:05
"square" has not been published
p2 14:22:18
"which" has not been printed

People with slow reactions are more at risk of early death. To this conclusion came scientists from the University College of London and the University of Edinburgh.
Cap does not sleep.

Theoretically :
to this:
A discussion on vegetarianism:
In the village, meat will be on the table only on holidays. It is simply irrational to cut a cow while it is breastfed or a chicken while it is carried.
Yyy: And pigs with bulls and cockroaches doying or carrying?

A bull is needed for cows to give birth to calves, without it they will not have milk. The cock needs the chickens to carry. And pigs are fed to a certain weight, before the time to cut is not reasonable.

In order for cows to give birth, they make insemination, which is much cheaper than the maintenance of a bull in every farm; chickens-bearers can be carried at all without a cock; dairy pigs are much more delicious than pork.
Life is pain. habituate to

Alexey: My mother, 50+ years old, knows I have a girlfriend, Anya. Today I told her how beautiful she is. I decided to show you what photo I liked. This is a photo of Sasha Grey. I cannot calm.

What...

Irkutsk -30, the world hockey championship with the sword, teams of Somalia and Mongolia. This is Fairy

Hockey with the ball? I want to see it!