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[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №59558
 02.02.2012
About Daddy:
If you are a hieroglyph, you should be a speaker of the language who really knows what you will get! A lot of curious and just terrible cases when the word "love" appears to be made, and you get "p*da"))) So it’s better not to! and :)
YYY: In life in general, it is often like love, and in the end. and :)

[ + 51 - ] [13 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59557
 02.02.2012
Fashion + cold = the formula of infertility.
All right said. And stupid girls who don’t see this will be very surprised by the age of 25 when they realize they can’t have children.
P.S You can dress normally and without a fucks. You don’t have to put your ass out. Oh yeah yes. And of course, the naked stomach. Where without him?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №59556
 02.02.2012
XHH: Rammstein such nurses <3
YYY: Yes, so they haven’t been harassed yet.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №59555
 02.02.2012
Watch the video "Greed to watch porn":

>> Watching porn, and even more, interested in it, is completely immoral. And not worthy of a true Christian, especially a Russian Orthodox man. In itself, interest in the sexual sphere is quite natural for a young, spiritually immature person. But if possible, avoid watching such literature and movies, it will not lead to anything good. This is especially unacceptable during the Great Fast and the celebration of the Bright Resurrection of Christ. God commanded people to be fruitful and to multiply, but not to sin. A decent man should not think of sin, but of the continuation of his kind, of the creation of a family. In this man, the servant of God, is different from the animal, that is, the creation of God. If one of the students of RGU thinks differently, and prefers to be a cattle rather than an intelligent being, then let him look like this, such is not a pity.

If God did not want people to masturbate, he would have shortened his hands.

[ + 52 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59554
 02.02.2012
gae13: if in the sushi bar the Japanese are photographed with rolls, then we are clearly mocked

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №59553
 02.02.2012
Movies on a porn tracker.
xxx: There is no data on the studio in the hat.
yyy: Fuck, I also don’t get up when there are no data on the studio in my hat!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №59552
 02.02.2012
xxx: I tried to charge the battery in my childhood, wiring to two contacts and in the socket, well, it was logical!
YYY: Was it because the polarity was confused?
Zzzz: Where did he write that it didn’t work?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №59551
 02.02.2012
I offered to meet her, and she sent me in the ass.
I also put her in the ass :(
Wow, that’s great – there you’ll finally meet :)

[ + 32 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59550
 02.02.2012
XXX: How is it?
I think I was concerned :(
Tagged: stumbled
Tagged: sick
Fuck the iPhone!! to

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №59549
 02.02.2012
miracle (18:49:49 1/02/2012)
February 1, I still have a tree tree.I am proud, my childhood dream is fulfilled))

Good Friday (18:50:05 1/02/2012)
You are not alone :R

miracle (18:51:13 1/02/2012)
This has been the case since 2010 ?

[ + 42 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59548
 02.02.2012
The Noise:
a girl is not polite to ask about her age or weight;
Anyone who works is not polite to ask about his salary.
and the student is not polite to ask "how session?"

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №59547
 02.02.2012
Discussion of the new film "Anna Karenina" with Kira Knightley:
KISS, KISS and KISS:
+ 1 to 1. is terrible.
Heroes do not fit under descriptions.
Vronsky was rooted, Karenina was a lady in the body....who got the Hollywood stuffed,what the word.
by Elie:
Where do you find the Hollywood lady in you?
The 4K:
What about Kate Winslet? Passionate, in the body, with a light appearance loved one in the coffee shop "pysnadnutosti" - the ideal of Karenina.
Drying with Mac:
No, it doesn’t work under the vessel.
by AMERLIN:
Queen of Latifa!
Drying with Mac:
This does not pass.
by AMERLIN:
mmmmmm...
Politically correct
and you can make an element of action - transport collapse, all business
by AMERLIN:
The steam car is blocked, the arrows are not moved, the traffic is paralyzed.
Drying with Mac:
The bomb is ticking!! to
...and Bruce Willis cuts the wires, holding Anne’s hand. But the hand shrinks out and Anna flies into the tartarars. I don’t know if he dies or not. Type, such a end "think yourself"...
KISS, KISS and KISS:
And it’s all in the fog, like in Silent Hill.
And in the middle of this fog, somewhere below, in the snow, a bottle of vodka and a thin, broken barrel embodying a broken, human life.
Titles with Blood


[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №59546
 02.02.2012
From the forum:
The rat in childhood was, first fell out of the window of the 5th floor, then she was squeezed by the couch.
Were they thrown into the hole?

[ + 52 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59545
 02.02.2012
Mothers in the store gave a delivery of almost 200 rubles - a few iron dozen.
A sister (5 years old) sits and overtakes them and condemns them.
"Gold, gold...gold and that’s all my money"

Dorian von Dix

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №59544
 02.02.2012
Religion is a lottery: only those who sell tickets are lucky.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №59543
 02.02.2012
In the neighboring entrance of our house lived twins boys, although they were dressed differently, it was almost impossible to determine who is who. Sometimes watching the kids on the playground, and to pay tribute, the guys were not clumsy, for my own I was calm.
I noticed their father how comfortable they would be in life with such a striking resemblance. What he thoughtfully, after a long pause, said: It is still one hole, then each will be determined by his grandmother, they will calibrate each for themselves.
Years have passed, the last time I saw them as students, studied for economists. I came to my mother for a visit, and here in the courtyard of the crowns, the music played, we all went out to the courtyard, according to the custom to spend the last way to the deceased grandmother neighbor. May God allow everyone to live without illness for more than ninety years. My elderly neighbor was walking behind the grave, and his sons were walking around, one ambal under a hundred kilograms, cutting the seed in his shoulders, next to the same beautifully beaten woman, such as they say - blood with milk. And on the other hand, another son, the prototype of Yuri Nikolaev, a dried, squeezed teenager and next to him the same dried, squeezed wife.
I crossed my forehead and lowered my head so that no one would notice my ridiculous expression of the face, and a thought sounded in my head - THE CALIBRATION!
Each under itself.

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59542
 02.02.2012
During the opera, a mouse ran out on the stage in front of a female choir. Two thousand fans of the opera.

[ + 44 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59541
 02.02.2012
From Habr:
There is a thought that all these anti-piracy companies on closing file storage and action against trackers (torrents.tu / ex.ua / thepiratebay) are sponsored by disk sellers from Gorubska.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №59540
 02.02.2012
Aulzen: it is already long as the assembly to work goes fucking half-Moscow is closed! Waiting to fuck.

So, but it wasn’t like that with the Lush.

Sapienti: Yuri Mikhailovich, who are you lying to?

[ + 36 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59539
 02.02.2012
I think a great test for all alpha males is the lesbian seduction.

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