After dinner, I sit down with my wife. She annoyed me:
What are your socks on my table?! to
I look with amazement - and indeed, her socks are rolling on the table, and those that need to be thrown into the laundry. I say:
I do not know. What are you disturbing, what are you disturbing?
The ashes will fall on them. (We are smoking in the air)
They have to be washed anyway.)
No need to wash them, they are clean.
They are not clean.)
- No, clean, I washed them myself and brought them from the battery here!
- O_O

Where is the logic, fucking?! to

Men never grow up.
xxx: I understood this by sitting at four o’clock in the morning behind a compound with terribly red eyes, drinking a hundred cups of coffee and playing Mario on a Dendi emulator.

The TV discussion:

KoToqpeu12: Does he read from the flash?
Alexeevam13: and if he reads, then expressively?

Meeting of graduates.
I advanced at work. In just a year from the accountant became the deputy director of production. I was promoted and I was promoted.
If your mom wasn’t the manufacturing director, would you be promoted as quickly?

- And to me, lovers of the Torah will answer as to who has not watched from where in the mythology of the Negro?
Cap claims that the Negro is a god of tolerance and political correctness.

RIAA ranked “EH.UA” among the 25 largest pirated web resources in the world.

Where can I find the other 24? very much need.

I am indecisive like Buridan’s donkey. I work as a taxi driver on my car with a free schedule. And when I decide to go to work or stay at home in the evening, I doubt and find a bunch of arguments for both. There is a fierce dispute within me. And when it comes to an impasse, I grab a bottle of beer out of the refrigerator and make three large gloves, and then Captain Evidence comes to help.

They did an MRI of the head of one employee, in the conclusion he wrote: "No signs of the brain were found. The rope between the ears is in a satisfactory condition". He was treated with humor.

let in the public toilet at least a million locks from the inside, I always fear that somebody will shake the snail and open (((

Mcload: I realized one thing for myself: HeadHunter is the best dating site! There are pictures, skills, and phones.

From the discussion on the site dedicated to PDA/Smartphones, tablets, etc.
They are discussing a new technology of the touch screen, which will be able to transmit the feeling of the relief of the surface that is touched. I was crying ?
xxx: and the texture of the female body in a porn film can transmit such technology?)))
WOW : Of course! The connectors will become wet.
zzz: And adjust to the size of the user plug =)

I remember in my youth,when compas just started to appear in everyone,in addition to the fact that he wanted to constantly turn - to build opraits,add screws,push out, etc.There were 2 unsuccessful dreams - a view with video output,to play on the TV and a TV tuner,to watch telec on the monitor.until now I can't understand two,again,things -
What I wanted more
2 the naked?! to

Viper: The Boulevard Language is a secret development of Soviet engineers, used to torture American programmers.
Viper: Now known as the built-in 1C language

The secretary of the director general put the status in contact: "Why can’t you beat people at work?". I am afraid to carry documents for signature.

While Georgy Poltavchenko was familiar with the Finnish experience of cleaning streets from snow, St. Petersburg road drivers that next year the streets of the city will be dissolved by 50% less salt. This indicator will be achieved through the use of calcium chloride, which does not leave a divorce on the shoes, but turns it into a stone and makes it slightly smaller.
The fountain.ru

Gickovskaya Technika vs Major

I recently saw this picture in the universe. Parking, a guy stands in the shrines, smokes and clearly catches a pipe from a high-quality mushroom. At the same time behind his back in X5 sits a major with some nipple. And everything would be nothing if the guy quietly crawling under the mouse did not close the car.
At first he tried to signal 2 times, then 3, went close, gas to the maximum, the clutch does not get stuck... But it wasn’t here, the sound insulation in the shrines was excellent) Generally, until the steam did not get tired, fucking that major passed)

Gikov's technique wins the duel

AxSiv: Read in the news: The final version of the loss "Fobos-ground" has been named. The head of Roscosmos acknowledged that such a failure became possible as a result of a lack of work - the electronics of the device was not designed to be exposed to cosmic radiation.
AxSiv: Indeed, no one expected that this spacecraft would fly to space, rather than fall into the ocean)))

HHH
"Lucing" is called The Budget Option "Shopping"

WOWU
IARRING

HHH
and shuffling

WOWU
D is

HHH
Sometimes examples

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Sleeping and leaving with empty rucks

WOWU
Owening by Censing

Returning home for Sorting on a dark winter night is terrible... fun. I approached the entrance and noticed two hops (G) moving in my direction. There is roughly the following dialogue:
A: The girl! The girl! What is your name? The girl! Let us meet! The girl!
I am not a girl! – I am not a girl!
(G) (after a second of silence, abdello): – Not a girl? Where is your X?
I am (badly): - Proe*ala!! to
I haven’t seen them in my yard anymore.

Girls are like bread crumbs: when in your bed, you will fall asleep.