In the topic "to drink or not to drink".

I am from an intelligent family, a third-generation teacher, and my boyfriend is a simple worker, a sanitary technician, like his friends. In ordinary life it does not bother us, but here in the holidays...
Unfortunately, when it comes to alcohol, in their company I am a white frog. Of course, no one imposes anything on me, my right to choose is respected, but the difference in our views makes me sometimes feel out of my plate.

The fact is that they are all, to one, hundred percent sober. But I can’t imagine a New Year without a glass of champagne and a birthday without a portion of martini. What did you think? and ;)

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My mom is cooking fish soup. I ask what kind of fish. Answered: "Heck and Heck"

Site of Dating:
She: I will say immediately that the purpose of my stay on the site is to find a serious relationship (if, of course, it is possible at all). I hope you, like me, appreciate only real communication. I don't want to waste time on correspondence - I think it's better to meet once and understand if it's your person or not. If you are interested, I will be happy to get your phone number. Don’t be surprised, my family consultant may call, as I have burned up on relationships with men several times and decided that I will start dating with the help of a specialist.

He: Okay, only I have a meeting request (I usually find out in, unloved by you, correspondence) - write your date of birth (you can without the year, I counted ;)) and the last three numbers of the phone. My astrologer will make a prediction and tell if it is worth trying to start a relationship. If everything is normal. I will write down my number and arrange a meeting.

Sergey: I am not a selenium in games because I spend a lot of time on the robot
Q: I hope you are not a teacher?

Wake me up tomorrow when you go to work.
You sleep so sweet in the morning. I am sorry to wake you up so early.
Q: Do you want me to do something to you so that it’s not sad?

Straga: How I showed my wife AutoCAD and I tell her: here is the one, here is the one, but there are individual individuals who do this way because of which work is sharply added.
You have no less foolishness than us.
I: In the sense?
Wife: We were sent a table (many tables) in Excel where in each cell was inserted a photo of a cell cut from another table. The entire department stood up in stupor, the table seems to be there and nothing can be done with it, it is not suitable for work.

Why buy a smartphone for 20,000-30000 rubles? The price is overpriced, the microwave can be bought for 3000.
Y: You don’t understand, the whole life is in the smartphone: the photos are there, the music is your favorite.
X: It’s in the refrigerator for a lifetime.