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[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №26513
 25.02.2010
Let us keep this as a note all the time in order not to forget:
Pay for the Internet!
Turn off the pellets!
Change your cat!
Remove your hand from your face!
Call the girl and tell her that you love her. Stop letting go, go and find the courage to meet someone not in contact but on the street! (I need to emphasize)
Have you ever seen time? Tomorrow, go to bed, go to sleep in the morning.

[ + 72 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26512
 25.02.2010
Everyone works, maybe I can do it too?
Please wish me to reconcile with the person I love.
To all those who are pleased, careful, indifferent, of mutual love and... take care of your loved ones.

[ + 101 - ] Comment quote №26511
 25.02.2010
Status in contact after the match Russia-Canada
The national team of Russia is looking for a goalkeeper with a height of 122cm and a width of 183cm!

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №26510
 25.02.2010
She: Dear, did you have anyone before me?
He: Well, I actually spoke and you haven’t been there yet.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №26509
 25.02.2010
He: If you really want, we can go to the ZAGS tomorrow and file an application. Just go to the pharmacy and then go to the building, okay?
Why the pharmacy and the building?
He: in the pharmacy - a corvalol for the mother... and in the building - behind the helmet. When my mom drinks Corvalola, she’ll want to strike me on the head.

[ + 141 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26508
 25.02.2010
<hattik> I lie in the intensive, I breathe through the tube
<hattik> from boredom I rub into one toy c note of my way-to-way, there a crowd of us wrapped one shit, but you will not understand to play for this
<hattik> in general injection time I press the nurses call button
<hattik> and here one of our in the chat throws "luck back again this fool from the 707 chamber wants something"

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №26507
 25.02.2010
(23 February)

Max Art: Oh... a pack of Raphael under the bed I found like I pushed it there on the street.
Mezeya for [Max Art]: look, maybe the guests didn’t all leave.

[ + 158 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26506
 25.02.2010
People, I don’t understand one thing – why are you all shrinking that our few medals have been taken? Is there a patriarch and a prayer? With such funding for sports, the lack of normal conditions for training - we are still very even looking good! To win the Olympics is not to smoke on the balcony. These are wild loads, years of training, injuries, pain, and fear! Most people in our country will not even walk 3 floors an extra time! And then, we have half the country! In the USSR, a drunk 12-year-old teenager was a disgrace for the whole area! And now it’s fashionable – to cheat, to argue, to watch the Olympics and sincerely wonder – why did we get so few medals? God has not turned away from us, we are all His children. It is we who turn away from it and only remember when we are bad! If at least one person supports me, I have not written it in vain. Well, Russia, is it now weak with collective reason to correct itself?

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №26505
 25.02.2010
I love my girlfriend. She observes fasting, and as you know, you cannot have sex during fasting. And on February 23 she gave me DARTs with DROTICS!
WOW: Congratulations to you! You are a drunk! )) A whole month and a half Bush "rotat"! HDD
Shit... Fuck...

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №26504
 25.02.2010
Are there boys?
Yes, we do these services.
Five in Canadian shape.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №26503
 25.02.2010
xxx: you see the sexual subtext where it is not and you will miss it.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №26502
 25.02.2010
to this:
I just learned that there is an antibash site.... who knew PLUSUITE O_O
___________
Is it funny to write quotes about it?! to

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №26501
 25.02.2010
Who put our football team on the ice?? to

[ + 43 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26500
 25.02.2010
Oh, friends, how do we make Russia our dream country? How to walk in the dark streets without looking around? How not to scare when watching news on TV? How to smile on the street to get an approving smile in response? How to be quieter and brighter in the shower? How to walk with my old favorite mobile phone, which I have enough, without answering questions such as "You have no money for a new mobile phone"?
Something I began to understand. Envy and pants - they did not bring anything good. And watch the series less - most of the series is made precisely for the development of you, dear ones, jealousy.
Let thoughts and chaotic writing, let’s not about you somewhere. I really want to see smiles on my faces. At least in spring. Without them, it is hard in the provinces. Smile to each other, give your mood to others.

[ + 98 - ] Comment quote №26499
 25.02.2010
For many years in my deck was a weapon against the cap... A large aluminum bank under the olive oil, with the inscription on the deck of the “Greek”, in which to this day is stored sugar...

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26498
 25.02.2010
From the forum "free":
I will give the serpent into safe hands, the parents are afraid. Very cute and sweet serpent.
thank you! I already have a wife! and.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №26497
 25.02.2010
From today’s news:
"Gazprom’s top manager was shot at hunting, taking for a cock"
The dreams are fulfilled 😉

[ + 49 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26496
 25.02.2010
You too, when you wake up in the morning, pin the bed and say to her, “Dress yourself, you’re going with me.”!...
YYY : %

[ + 80 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26495
 25.02.2010
18:27:55: I met a girlfriend yesterday, she laughed at me boy. There are six students in the group. With the gifts decided not to melt, buy them a pack of condoms... the truth of the glowing, well, okay. She comes to the pharmacy and says, “Give me 6 packs of condoms.” Behind, the uncle is standing, asking with a smile: “Why so much?” and “Why so much?” and “Well,” she replied, “That’s the holiday!” and then she really understood what she said.

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26494
 25.02.2010
On February 23, my husband defended me three times. On the morning of the 24th, again.
YYY: Ho Ho Ho!
Now the legs do not come together and the cat is frightened at the corners of the puddle...

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