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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №94514
 26.02.2014
Stanislav: I am difficult to find, easy to lose, and impossible to forget (c) Viktor Yanukovych

Ann: I don’t care what you think about me – I don’t think about you at all (c) Viktor Yanukovych

Don’t break my nerve cells, my nerve tigers live in them (Viktor Yanukovych)

Not everything is gold, but a baton! c) Viktor Yanukovych

Ann: Just say, next we are both. The airport lights. We will escape, we will not be caught, further from them, further from home (c) Viktor Yanukovych and Viktor Pshonka

Ann: This guy was one of those who just loved life... (c) A. Herman in Schuster’s guest house

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №94513
 26.02.2014
SilentBrain, February 24, 2014 at 18:19 #
I am not an economist, but what is the value of the ruble? And the dollar? Rubles and dollars can be used as much as possible.

ID120, 24 February 2014 at 19:00 #
Behind them is a very powerful force – the belief that there is something behind them. without a joke.

RomanPyr, 24 February 2014 at 19:02
In the end, it all comes to faith.
I walked on the water...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №94512
 26.02.2014
In the pharmacy, a man over 50 approaches the window.There is a lady about the same age.

Man: Please give me something for (more unclear) a...
How pleasant to see a literate man!
Man (suspicious): This is why?
The pharmacist: How is it? Everyone speaks from the heart, and you are right for the heart.
Man (a loud whisper): And what is the heart here? For the sex!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №94511
 26.02.2014
The topic of treatment of hemorrhoids during pregnancy on the forum for future mothers, everyone writes exactly about this problem. But here :

Linda: I never had herpes before. And then he jumped out, apparently somewhere on the street yesterday. Half a cut now. To smell something, and what?

Sokzloi: Somehow you didn’t get into the subject on that side...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №94510
 26.02.2014
"In Moscow on March 2 starts the squad of the Paralympic fire"
The show again?

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94509
 25.02.2014
Bas became more and more reminiscent of a wretched pit, where people water each other out of a reactive shit for their thoughts.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №94508
 25.02.2014
It’s possible that she really thinks she’s doing a lot for you, but you don’t perceive it that way. And she may also not perceive something you do for her as important. People are different.
I’ve been in a happy marriage for 8 years, and I can say with certainty – the main thing is to talk. very much. About everything. Speak about what is not suitable, what problems, who sees what situation, who is offended, and what solutions can be found.

There is another side: to ruin a relationship, it is enough to start finding out them. People are different.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №94507
 25.02.2014
aaa: legs fold to old age regardless of composition
The shoulders are narrowed and the figure becomes like a foil.
The ears are growing! Even in the buildings, it would seem, and there are ears...

BBB: I hope not as intense as the legs? I don’t want to be old.)

CCC: Nothing is terrible! They are still hanging up! :)

Why the Elf, the Elf? and :)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №94506
 25.02.2014
The funniest thing is that testing on a polygraph is still meaningless, often. I personally know a case when the warehouse employees of one huge company were tested once every six months (the rules were). Moreover, the possibility of curling something was tested especially :) A whole block of questions. Then it became apparent that the goods were taken with bags. Here are you and the polygraph...As then polygraphologists were defeated - "in people, the system of values is not standard at first". Well, they didn’t think they were stealing – and that’s all!
They did not steal! They brought the SP to the right level.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №94505
 25.02.2014
Look at it! I painted the pants.
It’s an ordinary phrase for a small child, but it’s our motto. Signal on the oscillograph.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №94504
 25.02.2014
The sunny morning. The daughter, standing in the bed, for the first time listening to the album "Two Bears", rotating in a player (a miracle that lived from my childhood to our days). Here the fairy tale ended, the player ticked and the record slowly stopped. The girl, looking closely at the recording: "Drived?"

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94503
 25.02.2014
Ura to! Finally soon spring, chickens, leaves, birds... Dacha!
I have been observing the resource for a very long time, reading it every day as much as possible, and noticed that the experts of the Olympics and other spheres of life activity in the best way, just skillfully, with the enthusiasm inherent only to the paladins, are scattered in all directions, I am what, returning to the top line, can you help me to scatter the 10 cents of everything? With your skills, I think we’ll do it quickly.

[ + 34 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94502
 25.02.2014
I passed by a colleague’s table.
He accidentally read a leaflet he recorded after talking to his wife:
1) The home farce
2) 1 stone
3) Go home

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №94501
 25.02.2014
to this:

The baby’s stool, according to Spanish scientists, is a unique source of probiotics.

The British are still normal.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №94500
 25.02.2014
I went to the yandex, I was going to look for something in the pictures, he offered me to look for example "two moons in the sky", it became interesting, pressed, looked. Yandex me "seek the same : two girls". I think, let’s see. Yandex again "search the same way: "two girls in bed". I suspect Yandex is tempting visitors to watch porn.

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94499
 25.02.2014
from Samsung Galaxy S5
Soon and fuck the bottom will be calm, went in, strained, the pressure increased, the smartphone called an ambulance..."

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №94498
 25.02.2014
To this:... boys, if you want girls to fall in love with you, then start watching for yourself.
I found myself a man dirty, untreated, not shaved, a closet in general fu, but kind, caring and smart. I washed, changed clothes, haircuted and voila I have a smart, beautiful, stylish, nice man. You girl sit and wait!! to

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №94497
 25.02.2014
I explain available:
I do not understand those who are dissatisfied with their country and seek to leave "where it is good". For me, it is about the same as if you come to the neighbors and, seeing the chic environment, expensive repairs and perfect order, you decide not to repair your apartment and clean up in it, but to move to the neighbors...
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It is more like you come to the neighbors in the shelter, you see them repair and order and think you should move to them, or the neighbor had to break the furniture already drunk.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №94496
 25.02.2014
- I work in Yandex, I get from 3 to 5k per day depending on the work of +100,000 per month with CPA, I norm
Who are you working for?
by Pizzeria

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №94495
 25.02.2014
When I was pregnant, my husband was nervous because of hormones. He endured it all patiently and called me "my little Hitler" with love. Before giving birth, I call from the nursery early in the morning and begin to make complaints, and he says to me with a sleepy voice: "Speak slower, I don't have time to translate from German."))

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