About the darkness in libraries:
Let’s make a kind of flash mob and start scanning at least the most valuable copies of books! Convert to PDF or dejavu, write to disks and return back. Or, as an option, you can organize an electronic library of these books online.
Please bring me.

The government is concerned about how to feed, dress, and shoe its people.
When she is alone, at least... Would you eat???!...

The musician Dave Carroll was flying on a United Airlines plane. During the loading of luggage injured his expensive guitar of the company.
and Taylor. All attempts to obtain compensation from the company have not resulted in anything. Then Dave, in a conversation with the head of customer service, after receiving the final “no” said that he can’t do anything but write a song about this case and put it on YouTube.
“Happy luck,” said the boss. Dave composed a song, put it on
To date, the video has been viewed by almost 8 million people. company
Taylor gave Dave two new guitars. Representatives of United
Airlines several times contacted Dave promising him generous retreats, on which he told them "Happy Birthday", and the video did not take.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YGc4zOqozo

- Father, and during the post a woman can?
You can, but not fat.

of the uninvented. (The girl is studying at the veterinary school.) and kissing,
“Sun, be careful, you’re waking up a beast in me.
Don’t worry about me, if a beast wakes up in you, I’ll wake up the veterinarian in me.

Where is the file of Ivan?
Ivan Cherkasov: I sit in my office and thank you that you are probably the only one who does not forget that I will soon become a father and can become a real good folder!
PAPKA "Ivan" from the disk R where did it go?? to

Rdolgov: In Russia you need to have two educations: any and legal.
(from the hubra)

At the Olympics in Vancouver, a mourning was announced for Russian commentator Dmitry Guberniev, who was broken from enthusiasm during the women's biathlon team.

In Russia, the main way of dating is "travel together".

The first time I invited a guy home, I am preparing for his arrival.
The brother comes in, looks at me and reflectively says:
Normal girls would rush their legs to shave or in the cleaner’s room... and you are stopping the wind!

People, am I completely hopeless?

XHH: This is not to take away some people’s intelligence. I asked my husband to call her a prostitute during sex. As a result, at the culmination moment, he heard at his address: "Virgin Garnison"

At work, the accountant is burning.
And if you take the subway to the end, there will be a forest?
And what pasta you brush your teeth, they are so big.
What type of pentagram is 1C?
When you bite, does it hurt? (And it hurts a bit)
© Yatt

Who offered snow to eat for spring? I think it’s time to start, by July.

Q: How do you solve your problems?
Through the bed.
and a prostitute.
WOW is stupid. I go to sleep, I go to sleep. Morning is wiser. After a cup of coffee at 9 a.m., all problems seem to be lies.

Today in the supermarket at the box office in front of me, a man bought 5 kids of surprises and a pack of condoms. I think I finally found out how it works.

I just learned that there is an antibash site.... who knew PLUSUITE O_O

I don’t want to receive from you a gift of thick angels and pink hearts. I don’t care about chocolate and bears. I don’t want to force you to watch sluggish movies, I don’t want you to kneel when you give me a rose (red and long), and I don’t want a rose, and even the bouquets of my favorite chamomile... I don’t need you to bring me breakfast to bed, I don’t need poems under the moon. All I need is your smile. Only the sincere. All I need is your “hello” in the morning instead of a dull wake-up call. Instead of long letters about love – a piece of paper with a single inscription ":)". I don’t need to hear “I love you, my beauty, my beauty, my cleverness, my sweetheart,” I don’t need to see text messages “I love you, I love you, my sweetheart, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you. All I need is the warmth of your hands. The silence next to you will sound to me like the most beautiful track (hi-hi, your favorite teesto). Only your voice can be more beautiful. Strong and melodic at the same time. The most pleasant thing would be just a cup of hot tea when I come, tired, after work. I don’t care what you say, I’m growing out of your attention... all I want is to be loved as I love you. Be happy, my good M.

xxx(21.02.2010 0:14):
Q. Do I have a chance for you?
yyy(21.02.2010 0:15)
Under me, under me

SeeT: Now my mom said a brilliant phrase I quote: "Never get married, Roma". and. and.

Bor, you will hear me! I appeal to everyone!
Tomorrow at 3.30 Moscow time, our team will play with the Canadians in hockey for the semi-final! Let’s make sure they win as we can, right?

Always yours, the bull.