From the cycle: women... would kill the naker!

I met a beautiful girl, but after a few minutes of communication I realized that the tree is full...well, just chew, how stupid she is! I just wanted to take and take off the scarf from the scarf.
The body is young, the sex requires. Well, and I decided to change the way of communicating a little... I kicked the foot and joyfully supported the topic started by her, about pieces, contact, stupid girlfriends, other fuck.
I went home and agreed to meet again. Everything is beautiful.
In the morning I get a text from her with about this content: "Sorry, we probably better not to meet again. I feel very uncomfortable with someone who is really much more stupid than me. It’s a pity that you too (of course, a lot of us) have been so".

Beating, how do they do it?? to

with every new disappointment in life +5 to the

It should have burned so well!! To some mommy stupidity to answer "I don't know who of us smoked you or me!?" O_o

castingbyme - In general, I like that a man is able to do something completely ugly. For example, he freely spoke Arabic. God was on a motorcycle. Well, something he possessed virtuously.

S. S. G I can lie on the couch.

Why is there such a dislike for the coats?
thx ‎(17:34):
Cappuccino breaks up very quickly.
And the warm ones usually sit fucking
Thus e. You wear them.
thx ‎(17:35):
And they can slide.
You have a place between your legs.
thx ‎(17:36):
Like the pants "Three dresses, one wears". No one sees, but the feelings are not pleasant.
They’re all up to Sissy.

ZZZ: Did you notice that the wheel, left and right mouse keys sound differently?

Local news on Yandex:
2nd Resident of Tambov was sentenced to seven years for murder
Three A resident of the Tambov region was sentenced for evading military service
4 is A woman with a knife attacked a police officer
5 is In a week, six Tambovchans died in fires

Filial of Hell in Tambov! We have opened!

You should have been so wrong! I spoke asky in parallel with a girlfriend and a friend. I wanted to send a friend that passed the speed test (definition of speed inite), and sent the girl...

Jeryxa
Blue :-D short I began to shave and the shave suddenly stopped abruptly, the charge started, just at the moment when my scarf sucked and I stitched with this hernia on the beard I charge it in the socket I need to turn it on for at least a second to shave, help, aaaa

Jeryxa
I’ve been charging for 5 minutes and it doesn’t turn on.

A friend lives in communion. Naturally thin walls, when the neighbors whisper everything.
Once the neighbors decided to turn on music loud at night, sleep unrealistic.
A friend, not thinking long, stands up, includes a stove, a dryer, a cup of tea, a microwave. He sits on the couch and waits. After 2 minutes, the light on the floor is cut off.
Glad to go to sleep :)

The founder put me (gender) in the loading of his nephew as a commercial director. The guy at the first meeting declared himself the head of the company, explained to employees that he was smarter, cooler and generally better than all present. The next day, my talented designers made him visitorships with the position of "commercial director", which he has been giving out at important meetings for a month.

Odd:I read the composition of the anti-narcotic complex: water, lemon juice,..., and attention to SOBRAT potassium blush!sister magnesium heh.

Seven deadly sins: communicability, activity, the desire to work in a team, determination, rapid learning, performance, stress resistance.

xxx: I respect people who will immediately remember what’s in common between a gasoline and melted cheese.

Shake up any oligarch and you will see the tattoo "Glory to the CPSU!"
Nick Blue

and Vancouver. The Olympics are approaching. My mother talks to her 7-year-old daughter. The daughter grew up in Canada and speaks Russian and English freely, which cannot be said about her mother. The conversation is in Russian.
Mom: “Daughter, what is the name of the thing in which they carry the Olympic flame?”
Docha: “It’s called a torch”
It is a strange name :)
“How is it called in Russian?”
The “Fake”
“That’s a strange name...”

The difference between Skolkovo and Silicon Valley is that the Silicon Valley was founded by bees, and Skolkovo is tried to organize the trout.

Commentary on the clip:

This is so dirty, when my mom came in the room I quickly switched to porn.

Oh, and now it’s 2011! Where are the promised flying cars from "Back to the Future"?! to
yyy: you complain to me by printing text on the phone from which you read and buy books.
Play in 3D shooter! until I interrupted you with a call that would be a video call if I wore a T-shirt
I want a flying car!
YYY: you would break her, chatting and playing Angry Birds

If between me and my acne girlfriend a guy chooses a girlfriend, I will understand him.
Acne is removed easier than a bad character.