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[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №124780
 25.02.2016
Representatives of the overthrown dynasties have somehow disappeared in our time. As ordinary citizens, without an administrative resource, they don’t shine – they don’t earn either blue blood or white bone. The greater respect is caused by those of them who are still able to create a net with their own forces. I noticed one like that. An old man appeared in the Romanian parliament and said: "It is not important that we have inherited our country from our great ancestors. The important thing is that we owe this country to our children. Sooner or later we will have to repay that debt.”

With this speech the old man celebrated his 90th anniversary. He is now 94, and still alive. His name is Michail Hohenzollern. His grandfather renounced the German throne in favor of William II. He is densely related to Romanov and is the grandson of the great princess and queen of Greece Olga Konstantinovna, the grandson of the great princess Mary Alexandrovna. Mikhail was king of Romania from 1927 to 1947 with a break on his father's rule, who first abandoned the throne because of marriage to one of his mistresses, and then still returned. He is also known as the only surviving knight of the highest Soviet military order – the Order of Victory. He was awarded for the brilliant operation to overthrow the pro-fascist dictator Antonescu. This markedly accelerated the end of the war, depriving Germany of its largest oil fields. Mikhail is the only living commander-in-chief of the armed forces of the country during World War II. I personally have such a biography.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №124779
 25.02.2016
He: What are you doing?
I’m in school, and you?
I am in computer science.
She: What school do you have, if I don’t ask, you’re in computer science!! to
I am a computer teacher.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №124778
 25.02.2016
No, there is, of course, some recommended dress code for tours to theaters and restaurants, only it exists to tell you personally what is appropriate in this case to wear, and not to control others, discuss them and especially laugh at someone. All this reminds the atmosphere of the cult march of the local nobility on the travelling artists, where they go not so much for a concert or performance, but rather others to see and show themselves.
It’s funny that some people have enough culture just to dress up in a theater or restaurant.
Z.U. And we do not yet know what dresses are there, it is possible that they are only suitable in a garrison bordell.


[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №124777
 25.02.2016
Because the T-shirt and jeans in the restaurant and the theater just cause laughter or rejection.
– is
Sometimes I have the impression that people who write such stereotypical things have never been to a theater or a restaurant. The times when the aristocrats went to the theater only to compete with the splendour and wealth of costumes have long passed.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №124776
 25.02.2016
(Before removing the wind on the compass)
Alexander is
I thought how to filter your files to copy, but don’t have to.

after 3 minutes, I broke away from your new folders and decided to scratch the entire profile - then dig up where you have photos of your breasts and where cats

Aunt
This is definitely not there.)

Alexander is
Everyone has pictures with cats and cats.

Aunt
Everyone except me.

Alexander is
Okay, I'll put you, or it's not without a breast and cats.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №124775
 25.02.2016
You know, in the theater, for some reason, the most loud of all are swept with chocolates, loud chatter, discussing neighbors and releasing comments on the half-room just ladies in dresses to go to the theater and with their own binoculars. In the restaurant it is from a man in a expensive suit and with a tie you can expect hysteria in the half-room "why, mja, my baked ice cream cold brought". But people in jeans can also get wet, but at least are able to apologize and stop if their behavior does not please others.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №124774
 25.02.2016
<noone161> has been called from the Rostelecom, saying that there has been an increase in attacks on users over the past year. What kind of attacks? They are killing, right?I asked what device I was using. :) I immediately said that I don’t need antivirus theirs, than I put the girl into an impasse. )))
<ZayMobile> attacks on users, lol. The call to the apartment - we are from the rooster, let go, chest your head.
<TheNehh> has awakened and the antivirus is already in place

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №124773
 25.02.2016
If the makeup is not visible, why is it? Destroying the skin?
– is
This man expressed himself incorrectly. Good makeup is visible. Only unconscious (male, mostly) it is perceived as "natural beauty" :) If makeup looks like theatrical makeup - then it is, of course, the wrong makeup. Although for the evening there is an exception, if you, of course, want to occasionally steam up evening makeup, for the soul.

[ + 39 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №124772
 25.02.2016
My father told me a story from his studenthood.



The Winter. They set standards for winter types. He was born and raised in the South, where there is little snow, therefore, on skies he stands for the first time. Here he stands at the start and remembers what he knows about skiing: “Ah! On television, men do something with their hands.“”

The start. Students are touched from the spot. Batya, accompanied by astonished eyes, breaks forward, with all the power held in the hands of the KMS for swimming, pushing back with his hands and not moving his legs at all. He came to the finish second, all in soap, with his tongue on his shoulder and pain in his hands.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №124771
 25.02.2016
Today I listened to a conversation between two ladies:
Be honest, you are an adult woman.
Yes, but I am 12 years old.
12 Years is not an adult woman.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №124770
 24.02.2016
<Nastena> friends, I sometimes formulate phrases not clearly because I try to joke

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №124769
 24.02.2016
xxx: I have recently seen an increase in the popularity of the words CYKA BLYAT among foreigners.
This is CS:GO’s fault.
Zzzz: Poles are to blame for everything

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №124768
 24.02.2016
- Who will explain to me why the +12 icon is on the math book?
Is there a number 69?
Probably...
So you understood?

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №124767
 24.02.2016
Head of intelligence AMAN: “Hezbollah does not want war, but there may be coincidences.”

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №124766
 24.02.2016
In the fact that men believe the "unnecessity" of makeup, costumes and other features, of course, the women themselves are to blame. Because if a man was struck by a woman's beauty, but he did not remember what she was dressed in - it means that she was dressed perfectly (if attention was paid to the costume itself, it means that he was dressed or inappropriate), and with cosmetics - knows how to paint (and spends a little time and effort on this) the woman who eventually hears how she is beautiful without cosmetics, and with cosmetics it is in the association of men nuclear-slip eyelids and a tonal that is peeled with cloves of an unskilled eight-grade girl. Here are men and women who do not need such a naphyg - because the beautiful women in their eyes are of the type "without cosmetics"ofgenic))))

It is like cinema. If the plot is captured, and the characters give out sticky characters, then no one will pay attention to the quality of special effects or the antagonist's ears. And when they are dramatically stuck for nothing - they cling to every piece of stuff.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №124765
 24.02.2016
In a trolleybus, an elderly woman told her friend:
- In the clinic reworked the card, they wrote a diagnosis: a pensioner.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №124764
 24.02.2016
I played hiding with my son. He is hiding, I am looking. I hear the noise in the kitchen, I think, clearly, the drunkard is sitting under the table, beating his head. Another 5 minutes watched the TV and here comes the wife from work, goes to the kitchen, opens the refrigerator, and there the little one in the refrigerator sits blue but happy!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №124763
 24.02.2016
Repairs in the toilet:
XX: I generally wanted to cover the walls with mirror panels. Imagine you are sitting, and around you a thousand shitters go to infinity :-D
The only thing that can be missed by drunkenness is the walls :D
HH: It’s not so lonely.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №124762
 24.02.2016
Do you watch the news?

and no. I seem to have missed the first two seasons and now I don’t understand anything.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №124761
 24.02.2016
A friend of the German botanist K. Goebbels - an artist - once invited a scientist to his workshop to show his new painting "The Fall of Sins". Goebbels considered the painting for a long time, but when the praise-seeking artist asked what his opinion he suddenly burned out: "The apple is drawn wrong! How so wrong? The painter was surprised. Why Why? And because the variety of apple that stretches Eve to Adam was raised only eighty years ago!

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