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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №14628
 20.02.2009
My mom told me.
They come to the grandmother’s store. I chose something, and instead of money, I stretched a 1000 r. from the series "Bank ticket".
This is not money, such paper cannot be paid.
Grandma: Fuck your mother, and for whom did I buy those for 100 rubles in the tent?? to

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №14627
 20.02.2009
Only on the eve of February 23, you can see a smiling girl in the bus with a drill just bought.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №14626
 20.02.2009
<dev> will be back. I went to write a paper letter.

<repl> oh you are! and old school :)

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №14625
 20.02.2009
48195 (preserved 2009-02-18 at 16:00)
We start gymnastics for those who read Bach.

The minimum program:
Straighten the back.
Remove the hand from the beard.
I closed my eyes for 5 seconds.

The optimum program:
They stood up, stood up, and made a couple of easy fastenings.

The maximum program:
- Press the cross in the upper right corner and push to work-sleep-eat-have sex-feed a cat-walk a dog-prepare for the exam (need to emphasize)

Do not eat at the table!! to

P.S Thank you very much to the one who first wrote about the left hand on the beard! Your contribution to the health of the nation is invaluable, friend!

_________________________________________

Stop crawling in your nose!! to

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №14624
 20.02.2009
In the subway on the door the inscription "Do not cling!" and the mark: "I’m excited and moving!"

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №14623
 20.02.2009
xxx: hey, we are also putting machines with Gandons!
YYY: Well that’s fine!
YYY: I always go to the pharmacy, why am I ashamed to tell such a blonde nipple that I need a block of ganglions. I buy it every 3 days...She already looks at me like a sex machine. She doesn’t know that I am pouring water out there and throwing myself into the rubbish car that is noisy at 3 a.m.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №14622
 19.02.2009
X: Len hasn’t asked her yet...
Y: Ask me
Q: Do you want me to ctrl + V? ?
Y: Do you want me to give you ctrl+X eggs?
Y: and then ctrl+V you get them a lot deeper...
Y: the fool smoked

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №14621
 19.02.2009
And you know that if you read the entire abyss, then the last page will be the Ash of Bash's admin?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №14620
 19.02.2009
by Lenta.ru
In the international airport of Memphis people were evacuated because of a bicycle with the sticker "This bicycle is a homemade bomb". This was by CNN on Monday, February 16.

It turned out that the phrase "This Bike is a Pipe Bomb" is the name of a popular Florida punk band. The sticker on the bicycle was a advertising sticker for musicians.

CNN notes that in the 12-year history of the punk group this is not the first such case. Earlier in one of the universities of Philadelphia, police sappers detonated a bicycle with the same sticker, believing that the bicycle poses a real threat.

[ + 88 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14619
 19.02.2009
48144 (saved 2009-02-18 at 08:15)
For those who know the news from Basha:

The inspector of the GIBDD shot a 12-year-old girl to death and escaped from the scene. The court sentenced him to only four years in prison. The child’s parents received a compensation of 250,000 euros. The ruble. Comrades, this is a mess!
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It is wrong. I have been for the death penalty for this. I would have done it myself with pleasure. Fuck, even tears turn to the eyes because of a poor girl... and this is not the only case in our country! And not only in ours. Traffic accidents happen, but conscious people STOP, and RESPONSIBLE for their actions, and not hide after the accident... and monetary compensation for a beloved little daughter - what will she give? Can money replace a child? More than 250,000. The ruble. What will this amount compensate? Especially for the child.
P.S There have already been two quotes about banned advertising for young people. You cannot live so. Support me, let’s do anything! You cannot remain indifferent! Indifference is the path to its own destruction. Please support me! Not morally, but more morally. Don’t be indifferent to anyone!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №14618
 19.02.2009
Do you want to ride a car? Look: you sit in a cart, I get up with one leg on the bottom floor, and the other pushes away!
Yyy: Yes... I seem to understand why men have less life expectancy...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №14617
 19.02.2009
I also took a book yesterday, there is written - we will make a program. Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah A picture on the other page. I start, I start, I make a mistake. I checked and started, it was a mistake. Connecting other libraries is a mistake. Again 15 ghjdthbk is still a mistake. I turn the page, I read the textbook further:"As shown in Figure 1.5, the program gives us an error..."

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №14616
 19.02.2009
We live on the 17th floor. This morning I looked out the window and said:"Oh!".
At the bottom, 15 absolutely identical gastarbayters in orange vests, cuddling, friendlyly scaling the ice on the trail.
I wanted to circumvent them with a frame (all 15 units) and send to build something on the o-on-one empty... :)))))

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №14615
 19.02.2009
Dersaid
I love you

Behavioral_
Eptva Mother! And again??? to

Dersaid
What?

Behavioral_
Oh fucking! Although you have beautiful and light hair, very pleasant appearance, slim figure! You have brains and great character. But there is one but!!! to

Behavioral_
You are a fucking man!! to

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №14614
 19.02.2009
I had to get up in the mood this morning. = = )
In general, the standard morning procedure: dress, coffee, on the stairs to smoke the first cigarette. I am standing, weighing, weighing. From the upper floor slowly descends a neighbor boy of seven years. The further dialogue:
Good morning young man!
It is no longer morning. It is three o’clock in the day, so today you will not be given and you will not be a man.
After a cup of coffee, I try to get out of the situation:
Boy, why don’t they give me? I am an adult, a cute person, I can say.
The guy looks at me like an idiot and explains.
“Whoever rises early, God will give him, and he will not give you too soon. And my dad said that whoever is not given, is not a man. understandably?
It is clear)

This is fucking. You need to get up earlier.
They will definitely give us! c) butthead

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №14613
 19.02.2009
We have a new secretary - then the documents will be lost, then they will not be sent there. Angry inexorably. Today I forgave her everything. She ran through the corridor. Turn of 90 degrees. She did not fit in him. Lyoko is in the wall. He stopped, shaken his head and continued to run. It’s like life is like that.)

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №14612
 19.02.2009
I go with my girlfriend.
She has a suitcase with clothes, seven bags with books on psychology and a Japanese sword.
Something terrible

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №14611
 19.02.2009
by K
48049 (saved 2009-02-17 at 16:35)
Sonechka: I say to him, Sunny, put on a hat, or the snow is coming. The head will get cold, what will you then program?... and he answers me so boldly: Like Microsoft, drink!
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Niipazzo is a wrapped word.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №14610
 19.02.2009
I can’t think about cows. I immediately fall into grief. They are associated with the deaf village.
WOW: I am sorry for them. They are good. They are exploited inappropriately. They do not regret at all.
I like their nose...so wet funny.
My tongue is in jelly.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №14609
 19.02.2009
Artur Novak
Are you all drinking?

Bonus is
not regret ourselves.

Bonus is
Alcohol is destroyed

Bonus is
So that others do not stumble.

Artur Novak
The Timorese

Bonus is
The glasses

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